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13 hours ago, Malfatron said:

Rocket City Trash Pandas @ South Africa Woolly Mammoths

Both of these teams got taken apart by much superior teams in week 1. But who is better between them?

For SA, i really like their offense

You got Tom Brady, and this stud

Josh Jacobs [1 GS]: 25 carries for 152 yards (6.08 YPC, 30 LNG), 2 touchdowns

I feel like Tanny isnt going to be very good in the sim, and CMCs absence irl may hurt him here.

Tanny is passing against Gilmore and Peters, which doesnt bode well.

Robinson is very good, but look at these pathetic 2nd and 3rd WR stats.

Corey Davis vs Peters is going to be a disaster.

Corey Davis [1 GS]: 1 reception for 16 yards (16.00 YPR, 16 LNG), 0 touchdowns.
D.J. Moore [1 GS]: 0 receptions for 0 yards (0.00 YPR, 0 LNG), 0 touchdowns.

 

Also, i dont trust Winfield yet as a starting safety.

If something is going to doom SA, its their offensive line play. RC has a lot of talent in their front 7, and they could get to Brady a lot here. 

However, i dont see it being anything close to the deciding factor.

 

prediction:

SA wins 34-13


 

Nailed it @Malfatron

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That red zone defense this week Chefs Kiss GIF by Padma Lakshmi

Q1, 4:49, 3rd & Goal on the RC 1: Josh Jacobs rushes and is tackled in the backfield for a loss of 1 yard. Tackle made by Brian Burns.

 

Q2, 1:25, 3rd & Goal on the RC 5: Tom Brady throws incomplete to the outside. Denzel Ward on the coverage.

 

Q3, 5:36, 2nd & Goal on the RC 6: Tom Brady has no time due to Austin Blythe missing a block, and gets sacked by Calais Campbell for a loss of 7 yards. 

Q3, 5:02, 3rd & Goal on the RC 13: Tom Brady passes the ball to the outside and completes to John Brown for 10 yards. Tackle made by Christian Kirksey.

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Another week, another controversial ELO

RANK TEAM ELO WINS LOSSES CHANGE
1 Norway Knights 1,655 2 0 +13
2 Egypt Starfalls 1,615 2 0 +10
3 Rio de Janeiro Pirates 1,591 2 0 +6
4 Chicago Fire 1,568 1 1 +18
5 ReykjavĂ­k Direwolves 1,562 2 0 +19
6 Scranton Papermakers 1,539 2 0 +12
7 Phoenix Rattlers 1,536 1 1 +12
8 Rocket City Trash Pandas 1,522 1 1 +31
9 Hanoi Viet Kongs 1,519 1 1 +14
10 Miami Sharks 1,501 1 1 +14
11 Tacoma Thunder 1,496 1 1 -6
12 Freiburg Venom 1,484 1 1 -14
13 South Africa Woolly Mammoths 1,484 0 2 -31
14 Pittsburgh Punishers 1,442 0 2 -18
15 Antarctica Penguin Poppers 1,429 0 2 -19
16 Anchorage Moose 1,427 1 1 -13
17 Indianapolis Predators 1,422 0 2 -10
18 Little Rock Uni Royals 1,417 1 1 -12
19 Richmond Flying Squirrels 1,409 1 1 -12
20 Lancaster Fighting Amish 1,382 0 2 -14

For the most part, the top 10 teams won and the bottom 10 teams lost - meaning there isn't a ton of shake up. Mammoths were looking overranked to start and are falling quickly. Probably the same for the Punishers and Poppers to a lesser extent.

RANK DIVISION ELO WINS LOSSES CHANGE
1 Blue 7,562 6 4 +0
2 Red 7,539 5 5 -5
3 Yellow 7,472 4 6 -3
4 Green 7,427 5 5 +8

Divisions not showing a ton of change this week, with all of the divisions either going 3-2 or 2-3 and lots of inner division games netting out to zero

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@RandyMossIsBoss my son ggs. Come sit on papas lap and tell me my child! What you did wrong. 
 

Good game. Offense has to get it going. Watson did not feast and that’s alarming. But boy my defense came in with that WWF ATTITUDE ERA! 
 

BROTHER AARON DONALD(STONE COLD) took a chair to HERBETS SKULL! 
 

LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING BROTHER!

Know your role brother. 
 

 

scary game coming up against a dude who smokes anything he finds in a dark alley.

 

@Malfatron lay with me this week. 

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12 hours ago, Malfatron said:

watch out for rack here....a ridiculous efficiency rating for a 1-1 team

Yeah if my team can keep playing more like week 2 than week 1 I'm pretty content. I'm glad Le'Veon looked better this week too. My main resource when choosing players was their past season's NSFL performance and he was good last year. Getting some good play out of Clowney and Campbell on defense too. I think if the next two weeks look this good I'll be breathing a little easier.

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