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12 minutes ago, RuskieTitan said:

Rio de Janeiro Pirates Roster Changes

- Cut PS Taylor Heinicke

- Move RG Damien Lewis to PS

- Sign and start at RG, OG Kelechi Osemele

- Cut DT Derek Wolfe

- Sign and start at DT2, DT Kawann Short

- Fire OC Mike McCarthy

- Hire for Offensive Coordinator Jason Garrett

@TheKillerNacho Thank you

Processed everything but the coaching change... I'm afraid you can't simply hire Hanoi's offensive coordinator.

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3 minutes ago, El Ramster said:

There’s some hot garbage going on here man. My corners are as and they should be all pros. Adooree Jackson put the clamps on my guys lmao????? Howard and Jc got torched by Odell who hasn’t been good since 2016.. Nah B.. Nah.. Carr was driving on my D.. Ggs.. TG for some lucky Ints. God is good. GGs fake waffles. 

You're complaining about your pass defense that held Carr to this?

Derek Carr: 21/41 (51.22%, 66.01 Rating) for 249 yards, 2 touchdowns, 2 interceptions.

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9 minutes ago, TheKillerNacho said:

Processed everything but the coaching change... I'm afraid you can't simply hire Hanoi's offensive coordinator.

Whoops. I'll take it as a sign to give him one more game.

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11 minutes ago, TheKillerNacho said:

You're complaining about your pass defense that held Carr to this?

Derek Carr: 21/41 (51.22%, 66.01 Rating) for 249 yards, 2 touchdowns, 2 interceptions.

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Watch the game and you’ll see. My mans was driving getting chunky fat plays.

it was the heavens who answered my call! Had those tips not happened! I would have jumped off 4 stairs! Causing irreparable damage to my knees.. A golden California law suit would have located you. 
 

 

 

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His defense felt so much better. My secondary and D as a whole

has felt like it’s not there. 
 

Adoree Jackson: 4 tackles, 8 coverages.

 

Deshaun Watson: 18/36 (50.00%, 54.51 Rating) for 193 yards, 0 touchdowns, 1 interception.

 

like there’s no way Carr should have posted

better numbers.

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7 minutes ago, RuskieTitan said:

Interested in draft picks, keeper tags, or equivalent talent at other positions.

Ok as long as you don’t pull a 

 

3, 3rds for Donald and some random as filler im Game. Tell me your demands old lady for that beautiful TE. 

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15 minutes ago, EaglesPeteC said:

Lol what does that even mean?

 

Means you only know a life of pain and fake

laughs. He who teaches in the dark! Stays living in it. For he knows nothing else but darkyness mixed in with some extra DC darkness. 

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11 minutes ago, El Ramster said:

Watch the game and you’ll see. My mans was driving getting chunky fat plays.

it was the heavens who answered my call! Had those tips not happened! I would have jumped off 4 stairs! Causing irreparable damage to my knees.. A golden California law suit would have located you. 
 

 

 

5fm8yi.jpg

 

His defense felt so much better. My secondary and D as a whole

has felt like it’s not there. 
 

Adoree Jackson: 4 tackles, 8 coverages.

 

Deshaun Watson: 18/36 (50.00%, 54.51 Rating) for 193 yards, 0 touchdowns, 1 interception.

 

like there’s no way Carr should have posted

better numbers.

My man’s getting hammered on all this whine 

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Been watching a lot of Yugioh lately when we ain’t running them glocks, them

hemis and the streets. Gang gang Cuh.. 

What a lovely joy the nostalgic feeling brings… 

 

this had me rolling for a bit. God how time flies. One morning you’re waking up at 5 am watching Eric strada trying to sell you some time shares! As you anxiously wait for 2 brand new episodes of Yugioh! And 20 years later! You’re on your 3rd divorce trying to win nachos sim league. God is good.. God is good. 

 

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36 minutes ago, RuskieTitan said:

Rio de Janeiro Pirates Roster Changes

- Cut PS Taylor Heinicke

- Move RG Damien Lewis to PS

- Sign and start at RG, OG Kelechi Osemele

- Cut DT Derek Wolfe

- Sign and start at DT2, DT Kawann Short

- Fire OC Mike McCarthy

- Hire for Offensive Coordinator Jason Garrett

@TheKillerNacho Thank you

You broke Damien.. how dare you. He was a beast run blocking for me, but his 16 sacks were a tad annoying. Unfortunately for you, he is showing signs of worse performance in sacks & stuffs allowed 

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