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6 minutes ago, MWil23 said:

Mafia was a simpler time back when we had a code

And that code was to remove the deadweight and play this game like gentlemen in that May the best person win. 

If only Josh could have controlled his toxic anger.

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5 minutes ago, MWil23 said:

Mafia was a simpler time back when we had a code

And that code was to remove the deadweight and play this game like gentlemen in that May the best person win. 

Sounds like collusion to me 

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(Im joking...or am I :ph34r:)

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Bojack had a dream that he was going to kill himself, wash a whole bag of heroin down with whiskey and end it for good.

He woke up, still wasted, a full drink in front of up.

Just then Mr. Peanutbutter found Bojack horseman at the bar. 

"I think you had enough Bojack, as Mr. Peanutbutter took the whiskey away

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Come on Bojack, I will drive you home now. Mr. peanutbutter threw back the drink and away they went

on the way home....Mr. Peanut Butter puts his head out the window as he typically does.

 

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approaching comes a telephone pole

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They pass by the telephone poll which is clearly to far out of the way to be a threat

 

 

Mr. Peanutbutter :  You know, all I ever wanted was to be your friend. And you treat me like a big joke. You think I don't notice? Why don't you like me?

BoJack Horseman : Mr. Peanutbutter...

Mr. Peanutbutter : No, tell me.

BoJack Horseman : Because... I'm jealous.

BoJack Horseman : I... want... to feel good about myself. The way you do. And I don't know how. I don't know if I can.

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Mr. peanut butter steps out of the car and keels over.

Bojack pauses, and then pats his right chest pocket where the bag of heroin was but is now enpty

"Oh ****."

 

Mr. Peanut Butter has died from an overdose.

@Scoundrel - Mafia - Goon

 

Characters

1 @Scoundrel

2 @Matts4313

3 @MWil23

4 @bcb1213

5 @Dome

6 @TL-TwoWinsAway

7 @HokieHigh

8 @Daniel

9 @Forge

10 @Daboyle

11 @SwAg

12 @squire12

 

14 @The Orca

 

16 @11sanchez11

17 @skywindO2

 

 

 

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On 8/29/2021 at 9:38 AM, Malfatron said:

scoundrel

You are Mr. Peanut Butter

sided with mafia

 

teammates

<redacted>

 

powers;

Everyone loves you, but they will probably make you do things for them like put in the factional hit. youre eager to do that!

no other powers to speak of

 

 

discord:

<redacted>

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votes on Scoundrel and a few other posts that were interesting

 

23 hours ago, skywindO2 said:

What exactly occurred that makes you think that? Can you give me the cliffnotes?

 

23 hours ago, Daniel said:

Oooh. 

Two accusations back to back.

 

23 hours ago, Dome said:

Mine isn’t an accusation per se, but it’s interesting you see it that way.

 

22 hours ago, Forge said:

Counselor focused on me all day one and it's being red lettered? 

Sounds about right!

Counselor

 

14 hours ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

See the source image

... but, Scoundrel. It pains me, but night results are what they are.

 

14 hours ago, MWil23 said:

Scoundrel as this is the closest we will ever get to a Sanchez claim of any sort.

 

14 hours ago, Daniel said:

I’ll vote for Scoundrel as it is, but I see no reason to be in a hurry.

 

13 hours ago, skywindO2 said:

All gas, no brakes. Scoundrel

 

13 hours ago, squire12 said:

scoundrel

 

13 hours ago, bcb1213 said:

scoundrel?

 

12 hours ago, Dome said:

Scounselor 

 

11 hours ago, skywindO2 said:

Forge how does it feel to be the target of known killer? 

 

11 hours ago, Daboyle said:

Scoundrel

 

11 hours ago, Daniel said:

Scoundrel

 

6 hours ago, HokieHigh said:

im not read up yet but looks like scoundrel

 

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Nightime.

Im dreaming about what happened last night, and i feel like terrible piece of ****.

But mostly it helps me forget the fact that I got that one director, what was her name again, fired.

I will never see her again and I dont care

 

Orca - 1 shot Town - Ascetic is gone from Bojacks life

On 8/29/2021 at 10:24 AM, Malfatron said:

Orca you are Kelsey Jannings

sided with town

 

Youre a director so youre sometimes busy with stuff

passive ability:

Town 1-shot Ascetic

The first Night you are targeted by a non-kill action, you are immune to non-kill actions.

 

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Day 3 starts now

1. Scoundrel - Mafia - Goon

2 @Matts4313

3 @MWil23

4 @bcb1213

5 @Dome

6 @TL-TwoWinsAway

7 @HokieHigh

8 @Daniel

9 @Forge

10 @Daboyle

11 @SwAg

12 @squire12

13 jasonwbantle - Town - Butterscotch Horseman-  Strongman Finder

14 @The Orca

15 Pickle Rick - ana spanakopita - town - vanilla

16 @11sanchez11

17 @skywindO2

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