Deadpulse Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 Just now, ET80 said: ETgazhi will be the end of it... @ET80 announces commitment to the Patriots Fandom Next day: Patriots HC Bill Belichick falls out of his boat, lady friend does not stop the boat, presumed dead. 3 days later: Mac Jones retires from football citing medical risk. "All that mac and cheese, we are shocked his heart is still intact," says PCP. 5 days later: Steve Belichick disappears prior to father's will being read. He has 5 days to claim inheritance or it reverts to lady friend 2 weeks later: Emails released of Josh McDaniels showcasing a lingering obsession with Tom Brady. Shrine of Tom and his family found in closet - steps down from coaching in pure embarrassment. Brady files restraining order. 5 weeks later: Robert Kraft passes in his sleep peacefully. Team ownership goes to his son Jonathan. 32 asain men come out of the woodwork claiming to be Bob's son. DNA proves Jon has 32 siblings. Ownership split evenly between them. 1 month later: in a 32 to 1 ownership vote, Patriots submit to NFL office a request to re-locate to Hong Kong 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 2 minutes ago, Deadpulse said: @ET80 announces commitment to the Patriots Fandom Next day: Patriots HC Bill Belichick falls out of his boat, lady friend does not stop the boat, presumed dead. 3 days later: Mac Jones retires from football citing medical risk. "All that mac and cheese, we are shocked his heart is still intact," says PCP. 5 days later: Steve Belichick disappears prior to father's will being read. He has 5 days to claim inheritance or it reverts to lady friend 2 weeks later: Emails released of Josh McDaniels showcasing a lingering obsession with Tom Brady. Shrine of Tom and his family found in closet - steps down from coaching in pure embarrassment. Brady files restraining order. 5 weeks later: Robert Kraft passes in his sleep peacefully. Team ownership goes to his son Jonathan. 32 asain men come out of the woodwork claiming to be Bob's son. DNA proves Jon has 32 siblings. Ownership split evenly between them. 1 month later: in a 32 to 1 ownership vote, Patriots submit to NFL office a request to re-locate to Hong Kong IT'S THE ETPOCALYPSE!!!! (See you got it before the edit. ETpocalypse tested better with the focus group, sorry for the late change). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tab Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 imho this move has nothing to do with contract or productivity, and 100% because he didnt want to be here 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texansfan713 Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 1 hour ago, JohnChimpo said: I have lived in TX my entire life, and it makes me sad that the Texans are this poorly run. This past Sunday the only game on TV in the 12:00 slot was Texans/Colts. I flipped it on once, and it was like 21-0. Not worth watching at all anymore. i take a nap during the 2nd half of texans games now. its gotten that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKillerNacho Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 why? I certainly wouldnt mind him in Miami.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 4 minutes ago, TheKillerNacho said: why? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Texansfan713 said: i take a nap during the 2nd half of texans games now. its gotten that bad. I don't even turn the game on most of the time. I actually play Roblox with my daughter or watch a movie with my son or throw the ball around to my dogs in the backyard. Occasionally, my wife and I will meal prep for the week with a Marvel movie playing in the background. It's... it's actually pretty nice. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuskieTitan Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 2 hours ago, ET80 said: Yeah, you gotta remember - bad things tend to follow me. You don't want me to be a fan of your team. You know this, yet don't want to send this to the Patriots? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phinsesq Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 (edited) 13 minutes ago, ET80 said: When I see this photo I think "community was a great show". Edited December 8, 2021 by Phinsesq 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 1 minute ago, RuskieTitan said: You know this, yet don't want to send this to the Patriots? I accept Bitcoin, Tulips, Beanie Babies and the souls of the damned to be my slaves in the afterlife... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatJerkDave Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 12 minutes ago, ET80 said: I mean, that guy looks happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuskieTitan Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 Just now, ET80 said: I accept Bitcoin, Tulips, Beanie Babies and the souls of the damned to be my slaves in the afterlife... End argument. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phinsesq Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 4 minutes ago, ThatJerkDave said: I mean, that guy looks happy. "You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 5 minutes ago, RuskieTitan said: End argument. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadpulse Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, Phinsesq said: "You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you!" best one episode villain NA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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