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Nacho Simulation Football League (Season 23 - Taco Bowl XXIII POSTED!)


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5 hours ago, RuskieTitan said:

Very neat to get more stats and rankings based on the engine Nacho! Thank you!

I thought so... until they had Sir Tucker listed as the second (second?!) best kicker, overtaken by some scrub that had missed twice as many field goals. Silly engine.

This is an attempt at banter. I understand that the engine places emphasis on bulk stats and not efficiency. Any attempts to whine and complain in this post are done insincerely.

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6 hours ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

I thought so... until they had Sir Tucker listed as the second (second?!) best kicker, overtaken by some scrub that had missed twice as many field goals. Silly engine.

This is an attempt at banter. I understand that the engine places emphasis on bulk stats and not efficiency. Any attempts to whine and complain in this post are done insincerely.

I agree.

*looks at list*

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13 hours ago, TheKillerNacho said:

13. Cam Akers (NAS): 308 carries for 1,161 yards (3.77 YPC, 26 LNG), 5 touchdowns, 4 fumbles. 34 receptions for 439 yards (12.91 YPR, 26 LNG), 2 touchdowns, 6 drops.
14. Jonathan Taylor (RIC): 254 carries for 1,267 yards (4.99 YPC, 71 LNG), 7 touchdowns, 2 fumbles. 16 receptions for 164 yards (10.25 YPR, 24 LNG), 2 touchdowns, 4 drops.

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Sitting here at .500 with nothing to look forward to other than probably having a couple guys (potentially) play in a meaningless All Star game. Somehow having a 1,000 yard rusher (Mixon) and 1,000 yard receiver (Chase) winds up under producing while Derek Carr is a top 4 QB? 

Sorry, just getting my notes together for my next counselling session. 

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9 minutes ago, Karnage84 said:

Sitting here at .500 with nothing to look forward to other than probably having a couple guys (potentially) play in a meaningless All Star game. Somehow having a 1,000 yard rusher (Mixon) and 1,000 yard receiver (Chase) winds up under producing while Derek Carr is a top 4 QB? 

Sorry, just getting my notes together for my next counselling session. 

This is the pain you’ll have to endure while playing in the best division. 

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31 minutes ago, Karnage84 said:

Sitting here at .500 with nothing to look forward to other than probably having a couple guys (potentially) play in a meaningless All Star game. Somehow having a 1,000 yard rusher (Mixon) and 1,000 yard receiver (Chase) winds up under producing while Derek Carr is a top 4 QB? 

Sorry, just getting my notes together for my next counselling session. 

Carr's INTs are a bit much, but he (statistically) outperformed Josh Allen as a passer, which is saying something. (Sure, Allen has him in the running department, but he also fumbled 6 times. Carr had 0.)

Still, a strong nucleus (with Chase, Hock, Mixon and those defenders) and four 1st round picks in a rookie draft.

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The first round of the playoffs are here. Which teams will represent their conference in the Conference Championships, and who will be sent packing?

Burlington Sock Puppets @ Little Rock Uni Royals: https://youtu.be/GZfraPkdP3I
Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates: https://youtu.be/Owfk5H8_G7Q
Pittston Waste Walruses @ Freiburg Venom: https://youtu.be/_0q3IG235Ms
Indianapolis Predators @ Richmond Flying Squirrels: https://youtu.be/YUXhGYlEoGM

GameDocs: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/11JG93C-sct1ybmiwRaYP3bc7Gh0FnFHB?usp=sharing

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2 minutes ago, TheKillerNacho said:

The first round of the playoffs are here. Which teams will represent their conference in the Conference Championships, and who will be sent packing?

Burlington Sock Puppets @ Little Rock Uni Royals: https://youtu.be/GZfraPkdP3I
Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates: https://youtu.be/Owfk5H8_G7Q
Pittston Waste Walruses @ Freiburg Venom: https://youtu.be/_0q3IG235Ms
Indianapolis Predators @ Richmond Flying Squirrels: https://youtu.be/YUXhGYlEoGM

GameDocs: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/11JG93C-sct1ybmiwRaYP3bc7Gh0FnFHB?usp=sharing

Did I win? 

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