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Christian Watson this, Christian Watson that....dude's done NOTHING, literally NOTHING.

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OneTwoSixFive

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Those that want him cut are just middle-of-the-roaders. 

First you shoot him, many times, until he is stone dead. Then you burn him because, well, zombies. Then you exorcise whatever is left, because ghosts.  Now THAT is almost a proper hatchet job. Your final task is to join the FBI so you are in the right place to hear if anyone manages temporal transfer, because someone, somewhere, just might modify a Delorean. 

If, after all that, a Christian Watson from an alternate reality somehow gets transferred to this one, you can always meditate on a Star Wars dictum "There is no coincidence, there is only the Force".

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12 minutes ago, OneTwoSixFive said:

Those that want him cut are just middle-of-the-roaders. 

First you shoot him, many times, until he is stone dead. Then you burn him because, well, zombies. Then you exorcise whatever is left, because ghosts.  Now THAT is almost a proper hatchet job. Your final task is to join the FBI so you are in the right place to hear if anyone manages temporal transfer, because someone, somewhere, just might modify a Delorean. 

If, after all that, a Christian Watson from an alternate reality somehow gets transferred to this one, you can always meditate on a Star Wars dictum "There is no coincidence, there is only the Force".

I might have missed a part there, but are we launching his ashes on a spaceship into the sun or out into the cold vastness of interstellar space?

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1 hour ago, OneTwoSixFive said:

Those that want him cut are just middle-of-the-roaders. 

First you shoot him, many times, until he is stone dead. Then you burn him because, well, zombies. Then you exorcise whatever is left, because ghosts.  Now THAT is almost a proper hatchet job. Your final task is to join the FBI so you are in the right place to hear if anyone manages temporal transfer, because someone, somewhere, just might modify a Delorean. 

If, after all that, a Christian Watson from an alternate reality somehow gets transferred to this one, you can always meditate on a Star Wars dictum "There is no coincidence, there is only the Force".

I like you started with the classic Mussolini, and your warning for the future is warranted. Love def looks like a guy packing a lot of midi chlorians... Because.. like you said, the force.

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