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OLB Willie Gay, Jr. Suspended 4 Games


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37 minutes ago, ninjapirate said:

wait he was suspended for breaking a vacuum cleaner? Like for serious thats the story?

From what I remember, he and his baby's mom got into a fight and he broke her vacuum cleaner. Can't remember if she called the cops or the neighbors did but it was so dang minor it wasn't really worth remembering or so we thought haha

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3 minutes ago, Chiefs_5627 said:

From what I remember, he and his baby's mom got into a fight and he broke her vacuum cleaner. Can't remember if she called the cops or the neighbors did but it was so dang minor it wasn't really worth remembering or so we thought haha

So then alvin kamara has like an 8 game suspension coming up for getting arrested in las vegas? 

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Cellphone video of the incident shows a disgusting act by NFL linebacker, Willie Gay, showing complete disregard for electronic life. Known for his speed and power on the field, the 24-year old displayed that violence against the defenseless Dyson.

Witnesses state that it was a traumatizing display, saying that they’ve never seen such gruesome actions committed against a vacuum cleaner.  

Police have made a statement, saying that what spurred the violent altercation was when Gay returned home and found out that the Dyson had been vacuuming another man’s house. An unnamed source in the department alleged that Dyson was “asking for it”, and spurred the argument by saying Gay was going to “pay for another vacuum’s power chord”. 

Our thoughts and prayers are with the vacuum and all household appliances at this time.

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On 9/19/2022 at 2:43 PM, kingseanjohn said:

Breaking a vacuum cleaner is worth approximately 8.7 sexual assault allegations. Thanks for the clarity NFL. 

 

On 9/19/2022 at 4:37 PM, NudeTayne said:

*1 count

 

*crunches numbers*

Revision: 1 property damage = 8.72 sexual assaults

In before brownie man's, "We don't need property predators disparaging the shield" monologue.

Gotta give credit where credit is due. I missed the initial post by a fellow math genius.

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