Malfatron Posted January 28 Author Share Posted January 28 (edited) HOH 3: Battle Brats! No working together on this comp! As outgoing HOH, @Nazgulwill not compete. @TLOwill also not compete due to punishment The game: (with acknowledgement to @Dome for creating the original game) First you select your wiener, and then you select your toppings. PM these to me by Tuesday 6 pm ct This will play out in Discord on Tuesday 8 PM CST Theres no punishment for failing to submit moves but it only takes a few mins We randomize the order each round, and you will try to bite the wiener of the player below you. Once your wiener is gone, you are eliminated. Last wiener left wins!! You have a base of 15% percent pre-bite to evade the bite of your wiener. Add percentages will stack if it increases a particular area: We typically can roll (if applicable): 1. Pre-bite 2. At the chomp 2. after successful bite Step 1: Select your wiener Beef Brat - starts with 9 inches. What a mouthful! Can choose 2 toppings. Beer Brat - starts with 7 inches. Choose 3 toppings 25% chance each round that your attacker’s bite attempt misses cause they're trashed (determined at the chomp) 20% chance they drunkenly take 2 bites if the attempt doesn’t miss (Determined after bite succeeds) Hot Link - starts with 7 inches. Can choose 3 toppings 30% chance each round that your attacker thinks this is too spicy, and doesn't bite it. (determined at the chomp) 10% chance each round that you die of heartburn from years of hot link scarfing (Determined as turn ends) Kielbasa - starts with 7 inches and 3 toppings. 20% chance your opponent will foolishly take a bite of their own brat instead of yours (Determined after successful bite roll) If you get bites taken out of your brat in back to back rounds, your brat cannot be bitten for one round. Italian Dinner Link - 7 inches and 3 toppings 50% chance you’ll try to take 2 bites of your opponents brat each round. (Determined pre-bite) If you take two bites two rounds in a row, you won’t be able to take any bites for the next 2 rounds. Hot Dog - starts with 6 inches. You can pick 4 toppings Step 2: Select Toppings (you can select multiple of the same topping if you want) Normal toppings (Count as 1) Sweet Relish - When a player successfully bites your brat, there’s a 5% chance they’ll vomit. This will eliminate them from the game. (determined after a successful bite). However the same punishment happens to you if you are forced to eat your own brat Siracha - 15% chance each round that your opponent won’t even try **** Sauce on a Wiener. (Determined pre bite). 5% chance each round that your lifetime Sriracha consumption kills you outright (Determined as the turn ends) Jalepenos- 20% these jalapeños are too hot and a player that eats them will have to sit the next round out to regain their composure (Determined after bite succeeds) Mustard - As a player tries to take a bite of your brat there’s a +15% chance they’ll spill mustard on themselves. This round and next round they cannot take a bite out of anyone’s brat while they clean up the mustard. (determined pre bite), however Players who have had mustard spilled on them already won’t leave to clean their shirt again. Fresh Onions - 10% chance each round that your attacker thinks this is too spicy, and doesn't bite it. (determined at the chomp) There’s a 20% chance each round that you won’t even be able to attempt a bite, because they smell you coming. (Determined Pre Bite) Specialty toppings (count as 2): Sauerkraut - 40% chance each round you’ll try to take a bite out of your attackers brat as well as the brat you were initially trying to bite. (Determined Pre Bite) Grilled onions - 10% chance each round that your attacker’s bite attempt misses because they won’t eat onions and skip your brat (determined at the chomp) Premium Toppings: (Count as 3) Anchovy Aioli - 30% chance each round that the bite attempt misses because the attacker is disgusted (determined at the chomp). When a player successfully bites your brat, there’s a 10% chance they’ll vomit. This will eliminate them from the game. (Determined after successful bite roll). However the same punishment happens to you if you are forced to eat your own brat Shrooms: When someone bites your brat, there's a 60% chance their trip will result in them taking a bite of their own brat as well, just cause it seems fun. (Determined after successful bite roll) Player list 1 @FinneasGage 2 @TedLavie 3 @MacReady 4 @skywindO2 5 @TOUCAN 6 @Dwight_Schrute 7 @Nazgul 8 @mission27 9 @TLO 10 @Whicker 11 @Shady Slim 12 @Daboyle 13 @theuntouchable 14 @Scoundrel 15. @JBURGE Edited January 28 by Malfatron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted January 28 Author Share Posted January 28 Brats options are locked. You are safe to submit moves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 Whats the deadline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mission27 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 I'm gonna need to pop some pills to read all that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted January 28 Author Share Posted January 28 57 minutes ago, mission27 said: Whats the deadline Tuesday 6 pm ct. Just pick a weiner and toppings Dont overthink it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywindO2 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 I'm not going to read any descriptions but instead just make a weiner that I think will be good to eat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whicker Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 I forfeit too much reading Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted January 28 Author Share Posted January 28 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Whicker said: I forfeit too much reading Just pick a wiener and toppings then Its convoluted so its hard to figure out which is the best. But it should take 5 mins Edited January 28 by Malfatron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywindO2 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 5 minutes ago, Whicker said: I forfeit too much reading I’ll pick a wiener for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwight_Schrute Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daboyle Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 15 hours ago, Malfatron said: HOH 3: Battle Brats! I've waited over 4 years to defend my Battle Brats championship. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 I haven’t even looked at any wieners yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted January 29 Author Share Posted January 29 I received a good amount of weiners in my dms so far. Keep em coming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywindO2 Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 Ordered a good weiner. I ordered one for @Whicker too, but I want a bite, I'm sure it's tasty. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted January 29 Author Share Posted January 29 7 hours ago, skywindO2 said: Ordered a good weiner. I ordered one for @Whicker too, but I want a bite, I'm sure it's tasty. Puttting weiners in for others isnt allowed sorry Just waiting on weiners from @TOUCAN @theuntouchable @Whicker @FinneasGage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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