Dashing202 Posted February 23, 2018 Author Share Posted February 23, 2018 1 hour ago, domepatrol91 said: Thanks to this thread I’m just watching cop videos on YouTube. That’s been my day. Check out the go pro cop chase videos . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dashing202 Posted February 23, 2018 Author Share Posted February 23, 2018 If y'all like this thread like this comment. ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 43 minutes ago, fretgod99 said: Well, caught up. I feel ... weird. What happened? I need an adult. Well, we're still trying to determine if this is a troll thread or not. I started to think no, but I'm thinking yes now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fretgod99 Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 1 hour ago, EliteTexan80 said: Well, we're still trying to determine if this is a troll thread or not. I started to think no, but I'm thinking yes now. Can it be both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakuvious Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 12 hours ago, domepatrol91 said: Heard they’re making like $175k a year up there... downside is they pay you in corn and Midwest swill You spelled "upside" wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakuvious Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 8 hours ago, EliteTexan80 said: Dude, you gotta read this whole thread. Not $175k jobs, but getting there. Hm. Read the whole thread. I feel as though I was misled about the relevance of corn to this thread. I'm both disappointed, and relieved. Maybe slightly aroused. I'm going to be honest, ET, this is either the worst job you've ever done as moderator, or the best. Maybe both. Who really knows, anyway. Though I think I'd expect better from a guy getting paid $175k+ to sit on his *** and moderate a forum all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, Jakuvious said: Though I think I'd expect better from a guy getting paid $175k+ to sit on his *** and moderate a forum all day. but et80 has no work ethic. we all know this, yet webby gave him a 175K+ job anyway (well, on the old forum, it was 150K) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vike daddy Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 12 hours ago, fretgod99 said: Can’t require them to wait around for a drug sniff without PC, either. true, but if the cop that stops you has one in his cruiser.... which is the scenario i envisioned. Vikings daddy out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 5 hours ago, MathMan said: but et80 has no work ethic. we all know this, yet webby gave him a 175K+ job anyway (well, on the old forum, it was 150K) Only real qualification was that I could never smoke tree. So, I switched to propane. Problem solved. I'll take my $175k in nickels. In a sock, I have a few people I know who need a good beating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vike daddy Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 1 hour ago, EliteTexan80 said: I'll take my $175k in nickels. there's a story of an old blind blues player who always had the club owners he played at pay him in single dollar bills. that way he knew he wasn't being cheated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 1 hour ago, EliteTexan80 said: I'll take my $175k in nickels. In a sock, I have a few people I know who need a good beating. One nickel weighs approximately 5 grams. There would be 3.5 million nickels in that sock. This would correspond to a weight of roughly 17,500 kg. The volume of said nickels would be about 660 gallons. Put bluntly, that's too many nickels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 14 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: One nickel weighs approximately 5 grams. There would be 3.5 million nickels in that sock. This would correspond to a weight of roughly 17,500 kg. The volume of said nickels would be about 660 gallons. Put bluntly, that's too many nickels. The sock will have a hole in it for long distance pacification. Plus, I plan on hiring someone with massive forearms to swing it for me. Work smarter, not harder. Or let someone else do the work while I smoke propane. That's my motto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cddolphin Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 14 hours ago, fretgod99 said: Can’t require them to wait around for a drug sniff without PC, either. Can you explain a bit more? So if you get pulled over, they ask to search your vehicle because of your Bob Marley air freshener and taco bell in the passenger seat, you politely refuse, and they say sit tight we're bringing the dogs out. You can just say nah and peace out?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 10 minutes ago, EliteTexan80 said: The sock will have a hole in it for long distance pacification. Plus, I plan on hiring someone with massive forearms to swing it for me. Work smarter, not harder. Or let someone else do the work while I smoke propane. That's my motto. You're a weird guy, ET. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 1 hour ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: You're a weird guy, ET. You're JUST getting this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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