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GDT Week 1 | Dwayne Hoskins Experience v Philadelphia Body Image

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What's up you malcontents, it's ya boi Blahstoise!

 

DWAYNE HOSKINS EXPERIENCE 

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PHILADELPHIA BODY IMAGE

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The Reno Mahe keys to the game:

  • Can Carson Wentz throw Tuddies to D-Jax, Jeffrey, Ertz, Sanders, Goedert, Argeca-Whitesnake, Howard, the other guys, Steve Correll, Pat Magroin, the guy who ran in to a pillar, ninjapirate, Wilfred Mansell, Pitbull and Ke$ha.
  • Will Jim Schwartz do that stupid 3rd and 78 defence crap.
  • Can Jake Elliott kick the ball good.

 

I'm a busy man so that's all your getting, other than these gifs:

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Brooks, Bradham, Darby, and Cox all intending to play, at least in a limited role this weekend.

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Oh thank Heaven! Finally I can sit back and criticize a GDT for once! 

Meh the gifs seem lazy to me. 

Also the first game of the year is scheduled as my Fox 1PM game.   (For Now that is... watch them make a game time decision and show the star studded Ravens/Fins game or they'll show the cinci at 4 instead. Fox hates anything entertaining in my area.)

Go Birds

Master "The Haul" Cheddaar  

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2 hours ago, Mastercheddaar said:

Oh thank Heaven! Finally I can sit back and criticize a GDT for once! 

Meh the gifs seem lazy to me. 

Also the first game of the year is scheduled as my Fox 1PM game.   (For Now that is... watch them make a game time decision and show the star studded Ravens/Fins game or they'll show the cinci at 4 instead. Fox hates anything entertaining in my area.)

Go Birds

Master "The Haul" Cheddaar  

That's cos they are

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1 hour ago, RBreezy said:

I think Ke$ha is going to catch two touchdowns this week 

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2 hours ago, Danger said:

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Check out Blah’s Reno Mahe keys to the game lol 

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13 hours ago, Blahstoise said:

What's up you malcontents, it's ya boi Blahstoise!

 

DWAYNE HOSKINS EXPERIENCE 

1.png

v

PHILADELPHIA BODY IMAGE

eagles-body-issue.jpg

 

The Reno Mahe keys to the game:

  • Can Carson Wentz throw Tuddies to D-Jax, Jeffrey, Ertz, Sanders, Goedert, Argeca-Whitesnake, Howard, the other guys, Steve Correll, Pat Magroin, the guy who ran in to a pillar, ninjapirate, Wilfred Mansell, Pitbull and Ke$ha.
  • Will Jim Schwartz do that stupid 3rd and 78 defence crap.
  • Can Jake Elliott kick the ball good.

 

I'm a busy man so that's all your getting, other than these gifs:

tenor.gif

water-balloon-fail.gif

Tf9k.gif

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I can't remember an opener I would be more crushed to lose than this one. We look like SB contenders on paper, while the Skins look like #1 pick contenders. Their D could be tough, be we should smother their offense and overall be able to come out comfortably. I will be disappointed with anything less than 2 score win, traumatized and sent into spiraling hot take mode if we lose.

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2 hours ago, RandyMossIsBoss said:

I can't remember an opener I would be more crushed to lose than this one. We look like SB contenders on paper, while the Skins look like #1 pick contenders. Their D could be tough, be we should smother their offense and overall be able to come out comfortably. I will be disappointed with anything less than 2 score win, traumatized and sent into spiraling hot take mode if we lose.

the real question is who is going to say "wish we had nick foles" after wentz throws his first incompletion?

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