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50 minutes ago, StinkySauce said:

What’s the correct way to shoot your finger guns?  Have I asked this before?  Even so, I’m still getting terrible results.  

In high school we used to screw a silencer onto our finger guns and wait for eye contact from the targeted individual. 

Pfft! Pfft!

Victim slumps, mercifully released from the agony of geometry proofs. 

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12 minutes ago, HyponGrey said:

Bang bang, not pew pew

Single or double barrel?  Two guns?  One gun, two hands?  I grew up in an environment that wasn’t nurturing to finger guns, and we were only allowed to carry sideways Ls . . . the kind with no trigger, only safeties, unworthy of either bangs or pews.  We were forced to say “Beow beow,” never reloading which I suppose was for the best, since we could only and endlessly and futilely click our thumbs up and down on the safety . . . 

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14 minutes ago, incognito_man said:

I typically drink Manhattans and then realized I maybe looked like a lame tourist ordering one there. 

I’m more of a Brooklyn guy, but Manhattan can be good, too.  Not because of the people.  I hate people.  But the pizza is nice.

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20 hours ago, StinkySauce said:

Single or double barrel?  Two guns?  One gun, two hands?  I grew up in an environment that wasn’t nurturing to finger guns, and we were only allowed to carry sideways Ls . . . the kind with no trigger, only safeties, unworthy of either bangs or pews.  We were forced to say “Beow beow,” never reloading which I suppose was for the best, since we could only and endlessly and futilely click our thumbs up and down on the safety . . . 

Pistol in each hand, don't simulate the hammer. Only simulate the hammer on a single hand, single gun, with a double tongue click instead of ban bang. Look up cactus jack.

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Bros.. I almost threw my mother in law through a window last night.

She really tried telling me that Rodgers isnt that good.. HE IS A PRODUCT OF THE TEAM AROUND HIM.

All those years of watching Redskins football will desensitize you.

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24 minutes ago, Cheesehawk said:

Bros.. I almost threw my mother in law through a window last night. She really tried telling me that Rodgers isnt that good.. HE IS A PRODUCT OF THE TEAM AROUND HIM. All those years of watching Redskins football will desensitize you.

Dont go hurting anybody over Packer football. It's just not nice - but - in case you cant help yourself, do us a favor and when time permits change your current Avatar for your mug shot :)

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8 minutes ago, Leader said:

Dont go hurting anybody over Packer football. It's just not nice - but - in case you cant help yourself, do us a favor and when time permits change your current Avatar for your mug shot :)

Never would. I get almost all football debates and none ever really bother me. But Aaron Rodgers is objectively great and the reason we arent under .500 since SBXLV

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Watching Browns game at work tonight.

Janis made a special teams tackle, got blown up on a crossing route, had a drop, and didn’t see the ball coming on another pass.

He will only ever be useful for special teams.

Sucks.

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12 hours ago, Siman08/OH said:

Watching Browns game at work tonight.

Janis made a special teams tackle, got blown up on a crossing route, had a drop, and didn’t see the ball coming on another pass.

He will only ever be useful for special teams.

Sucks.

I had it on but wasn't really watching. I swear early they were talking him up. I was actually expecting to see him make some random crazy play

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23 hours ago, Cheesehawk said:

Bros.. I almost threw my mother in law through a window last night.

 

Through the window seems a bit extreme and leaves a mess.

I think under the bus is the preferred method for Mother's in Law -  and yes, she earned it with those blasphemous comments

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