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Pickle Rick

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34 minutes ago, Pickle Rick said:

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Comp 3: Drunken Slingshot Golf

Time to get drunk and dizzy.  Climb on in to your hamster ball and get your golf game ready. You will be playing 18 holes of golf, where you are the ball.   You will have to shoot yourself, using a massive slingshot, past the designated line on each hole in order to record your score.  The twist, inebriation will hinder your ability to make it across the line.  To get out you must have a key, or else you will roam the facility for eternity trapped like a hamster. 

Live or die, make your choice!!!

 

Rules:

1. You will be playing 18 holes.  Each hole has a line at a designated to signify the hole.  You must shoot yourself past this line to record your score.  Your score will be how many attempts it takes to cross the line.  

2. Before playing each hole, you must do one of 2 things.  You can either chug a 16 oz. glass of pure, uncut moonshine, or you can give your 16 oz. glass to someone else. 

- If you drink the glass then no one can give you one because you will be too drunk to know what is going on, as such your % chance for successfully shooting yourself past the line will be drop from the standard 50% down to 20%

- If you give someone a drink you will be laughing hysterically at what you did so your % chance will drop from 50% down to 35%

- If you passed your drink, each drink given to you will drop your % chance from 35% (for passing your drink) down by 5% for each drink given to you.  The lowest you can drop to is 5%

- Each drink successfully passed will drop the player who received the drink down 5%

3. Each player will shoot until they cross the line or reach the max score of 20 on each hole.  

4.  You may not discuss this game at all (in any media including the thread).  There will be harsh punishments for doing so.  

Template:

Give me what you want to do for 18 holes(1-18).  You need to decide if you want to drink or pass your drink to another player and who that player is (Drink/Pass to X)

Tiebreakers:

1. What is the average score per hole (every score for the whole game averaged into one number)
2. How many max scores will be recorded over the entire game?

 

Deadline to submit your moves via pm will be Tuesday at 7:00 pm eastern

 

1. @Malfatron

3. @gopherwrestler

4. @theuntouchable

5. @The Orca

7. @JoshstraDaymus

8. @MWil23

9. @ET80

10. @rackcs

11. @Whicker

12. @TedLavie

13. @bcb1213

14. @Matts4313

15. @wolfeyestrk

16. @Nazgul

I have edited the setup. Make sure to reread.  Jigsaw had them backwards originally

1. @Malfatron

3. @gopherwrestler

4. @theuntouchable

5. @The Orca

7. @JoshstraDaymus

8. @MWil23

9. @ET80

10. @rackcs

11. @Whicker

12. @TedLavie

13. @bcb1213

14. @Matts4313

15. @wolfeyestrk

16. @Nazgul

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