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It’s probably a good thing Waffles is MIA and thus didn’t witness the way he lost this game. 

 

OT, 8:12, 3rd & 10 on the SOU 27: Le'Veon Bell rushes to the outside for a gain of 2 yards. Fumble on the play, forced by Terrell Suggs, recovered by Terrell Suggs. Returned for 29 yards. Touchdown.

Possession now belongs to the Indianapolis Predators
Current score is Indianapolis Predators 23, Southview Saints 17. 

End of game.
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12 minutes ago, RandyMossIsBoss said:

It’s probably a good thing Waffles is MIA and thus didn’t witness the way he lost this game. 

 


OT, 8:12, 3rd & 10 on the SOU 27: Le'Veon Bell rushes to the outside for a gain of 2 yards. Fumble on the play, forced by Terrell Suggs, recovered by Terrell Suggs. Returned for 29 yards. Touchdown.

Possession now belongs to the Indianapolis Predators
Current score is Indianapolis Predators 23, Southview Saints 17. 

End of game.

Lmao. Two games ended exactly like that this week.

OT, 9:08, 2nd & 8 on the SA 36: Tom Brady throws incomplete deep. Devin McCourty on the coverage. 
OT, 9:03, 3rd & 8 on the SA 36: Tom Brady holds on to the ball too long and gets sacked by Cameron Jordan for a loss of 8 yards. Fumble on the play, recovered by Christopher Jones. Returned for 28 yards. Touchdown.

Possession now belongs to the Hanoi Viet Kongs
Current score is Hanoi Viet Kongs 36, South Africa Woolly Mammoths 30. 

End of game.
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Offensive League Leaders after the first 8 Weeks. I'm finishing up the defense now.

Passing Yards

1.       Patrick Mahomes RIO 2,448

2.       Phillip Rivers SCR 2,434

3.       Drew Brees CHI 2,369

4.       Kirk Cousins PHO 2,318

5.       Joe Burrow IOW 2,317

 

Passing TD’s

1.       Patrick Mahomes RIO 20

2.       DeShaun Watson EGY 16

3.       Aaron Rodgers TAC 15/ Phillip Rivers SCR 15

5.       Carson Wentz RC/Kirk Cousins PHO/Tom Brady SA/ Lamar Jackson REY 14

 

Rushing Yards

1.       Todd Gurley  EGY 796

2.       Josh Jacobs SA 735

3.       Nick Chubb TAC 734

4.       Christian McCaffrey RC 718

5.       Dalvin Cook HAN 695

 

Rushing TD’s

1.       Dalvin Cook 10

2.       Josh Jacobs SA 7

3.       Ezekiel Elliott NOR 6

4.       Adrian Peterson IOW 6

5.       Chris Carson SCR 6

 

Receptions

1.       Adam Thielen TAC 63

2.       AJ Green RIC 57

3.       Keenan Allen  REY 56

4.       Mike Evans PHO 56

5.       DeAndre Hopkins HAN 55

 

Receiving Yards

1.       Adam Thielen TAC 888

2.       Mike Evans PHO 773

3.       DeAndre Hopkins HAN 770

4.       Larry Fitzgerald FRE 748

5.       AJ Green RIC 723

 

Receiving TD’s

1.       Cooper Kupp SA/Julio Jones CHI/Adam Thielen TAC 7

4.       Tyreek Hill RIO 6

5.       Several Players 5

 

Pancakes

1.       Trent Williams PHO 17

2.       Dion Dawkins CHI 16/Brandon Scherff CHI 16/Orlando Brown Jr TAC 16

5. Dalton Risner ANC/DJ Fluker RC/Will Hernandez LR/Jason Kelce TAC 15

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The end to that South Africa vs Hanoi game was ridiculous. 
 

in addition to that walk off fumble recovery, the game also had a 105 yard kick return inside the two minute warning to tie the game. 

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4 minutes ago, pwny said:

Lmao. Two games ended exactly like that this week.


OT, 9:08, 2nd & 8 on the SA 36: Tom Brady throws incomplete deep. Devin McCourty on the coverage. 
OT, 9:03, 3rd & 8 on the SA 36: Tom Brady holds on to the ball too long and gets sacked by Cameron Jordan for a loss of 8 yards. Fumble on the play, recovered by Christopher Jones. Returned for 28 yards. Touchdown.

Possession now belongs to the Hanoi Viet Kongs
Current score is Hanoi Viet Kongs 36, South Africa Woolly Mammoths 30. 

End of game.

That’s nothing. I skipped a few beats from my heart tbh. 
 

Q4, 2:00, 1st & 10 on the EGY 42: Aaron Rodgers passes to the middle of the field and completes to Christian Kirk for 9 yards. Tackle made by J.C. Jackson.
Q4, 1:44, 2nd & 1 on the EGY 33: Aaron Rodgers has no time due to Orlando Brown Jr. missing a block, and gets sacked by Frank Clark for a loss of 8 yards. 
Q4, 1:18, 3rd & 9 on the EGY 41: Aaron Rodgers scrambles for 5 yards. Tackle made by Haason Reddick.
Q4, 1:04, 4th & 4 on the EGY 36: Younghoe Koo's field goal attempt good. 

Q4, 1:01: Younghoe Koo's kick to the EGY endzone returned by Brandin Cooks for 97 yards. 

Possession now belongs to the Egypt Starfalls
Current score is Egypt Starfalls 27, Tacoma Thunder 27. 
 
Q4, 0:53, 1st & Goal on the TAC 8: Deshaun Watson has no time due to Cam Robinson missing a block, and gets sacked by Lawrence Guy for a loss of 8 yards. Fumble on the play, recovered by Lawrence Guy.

 

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But the gods are good. 
 

OT, 9:45, 1st & 10 on the TAC 27: Aaron Rodgers passes to the middle of the field and completes to Christian Kirk for 6 yards. Tackle made by J.C. Jackson.
OT, 9:21, 2nd & 4 on the TAC 33: Nick Chubb rushes and is tackled in the backfield for a loss of 1 yard. Tackle made by Frank Clark.
OT, 8:58, 3rd & 5 on the TAC 32: Aaron Rodgers checks the ball down and completes to Adam Thielen for 4 yards. Tackle made by Xavien Howard.
OT, 8:40, 4th & 1 on the TAC 36: Jamie Gillan's punt went for 58 yards. Returned by Brandin Cooks for 94 yards. Touchdown.

 

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Defensive League Leaders after Week 8

 

Tackles

1.       Thomas Davis SEA 63

2.       AJ Johnson REY 62/ Lavonte David SEA 62

4.       Isaiah Simmons RC 59

5.       Jaylon Smith SCR 57

 

Sacks

1.       Nick Bosa ANC 7

1.       Joey Bosa SCR 7

1.       Jadeveon Clowney SCR 7

1.       Shaquille Barrett PHO 7

1.       Von Miller SOU 7

1.       Myles Garrett IND 7

1.       Dee Ford FRE 7

1.       Josh Allen EGY 7

 

INTS

1. Xavien Howard EGY 6

2. Steven Nelson SA 4

3. Jabrill Peppers RIO/Devin McCourty HAN/Brandon Carr NOR/Richard Sherman MIA/Micah Hyde PHO/Jalen Ramsey SOU/Eric Berry IND/Janoris Jenkins IND 3

 

Stuffs

1.       Dexter Lawrence ANC 13

2.       Geno Atkins RIO 12

3.       Michael Pierce RC 11

4.       Marcell Darius 10

5.       Several Players 9

 

Coverages

1.       Xavien Howard EGY 43

2.       Richard Sherman MIA 37

3.       Aqib Talib REY 35

4.       Chidobe Awuzie RIO 35

5.       Patrick Peterson TAC/Adoree Jackson RIO 34

 

FF

1.       Terrell Suggs IND 4/Xavier Rhodes CHI 4

3.       Jimmie Ward SA/Cameron Jordon HAN/Lavonte David SEA/Tre’Davious White IOW/Harold Landry SOU 3/A’Shawn Robinson FRE 3

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32 minutes ago, EaglesPeteC said:

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INTS

1.       Steven Nelson SA 4

2.       Jabrill Peppers RIO/Devin McCourty HAN 3/Brandon Carr NOR/Richard Sherman MIA/Micah Hyde PHO/Jalen Ramsey SOU/Eric Berry IND/Janoris Jenkins 

 

Coverages

1.       Xavien Howard EGY 43

2.       Richard Sherman MIA 37

3.       Aqib Talib REY 35

4.       Chidobe Awuzie RIO 35

5.       Patrick Peterson TAC/Adoree Jackson RIO 34

 

 

Xavien Howard [8 GS]: 31 tackles, 43 coverages, 6 interceptions, 1 touchdown.
 

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