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39 minutes ago, Pickle Rick said:

How'd you get my playbook for this season.....

Our number 1 play is called the Armadillo where the QB does exactly that 🤣

 

On 6/21/2022 at 1:25 PM, Scoundrel said:

Goats will be for Dabs and Josh (this animal is reserved for the most special people)

Monkeys for EPC

Owls for Karnage 

2 Chainz for TL

Raven Simone for Ravens

Night Crawlers (Always Sunny whatever) for Swoosh

Armadillos for the Twins, Bucs, and TK3 (since armadillos always have identical quadruplets those 4 are all the same person)

Tammy for Rammy

Steaks for SirA1 

Gremlins for Glem

Pinocchio for BCB

 

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7 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

All of this Rodgers talk and I haven't received a single legitimate offer for him. Y'all weird.

It'd be a real bummer to offer multiple firsts for a guy that might not outplay the picks you trade for him.

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8 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

All of this Rodgers talk and I haven't received a single legitimate offer for him. Y'all weird.

I don’t want him. I have Matty Ice and the long haired prince who people were trying to come back into the league for and then withdrew their interest when they couldn’t get him. Nothing weird about that you should get 8 wins with him even if you had a shoddy roster.

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8 hours ago, bucsfan333 said:

It'd be a real bummer to offer multiple firsts for a guy that might not outplay the picks you trade for him.

Huh? The S24 draft just ended. Unless you think Rodgers is going to retire right now, S24, S25 and S26 picks would all last as long as him (at the very least).

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14 hours ago, Tk3 said:

Decided to do my own set of ratings.. Used an impartial source to "grade" players - although some of the grades I don't trust, in general it gives an impartial grading system. Then I put forward a formula to weight positional importance

Overall rankings

  1. 87.9 Royals
  2. 87.1 Puppets
  3. 85.9 Papermakers
  4. 85.5 Rattlers
  5. 85.4 Squirrels
  6. 85.3 Direwolves
  7. 85.3 Pirates
  8. 85.3 Predators
  9. 85.0 Kongs
  10. 84.8 Samurai
  11. 84.1 Venom
  12. 83.8 Starfall
  13. 82.5 Ukpiks
  14. 82.2 Blobfish
  15. 82.1 Walruses
  16. 82.0 Amish
  17. 81.7 Bighorns
  18. 80.8 Thunder
  19. 79.9 Orcas
  20. 79.6 Polar Bears (rip, twins)

Offensive Rankings

  1. 89.1 Puppets
  2. 89.0 Pirates
  3. 88.9 Royals
  4. 86.9 Papermakers
  5. 86.7 Squirrels
  6. 86.3 Rattlers
  7. 86.2 Direwolves
  8. 85.8 Venom
  9. 85.7 Kongs
  10. 85.6 Predators
  11. 85.0 Ukpiks
  12. 84.9 Walruses
  13. 83.8 Samurai
  14. 82.9 Starfall
  15. 82.5 Bighorns
  16. 81.6 Blobfish
  17. 81.4 Amish
  18. 81.0 Polar Bears
  19. 79.7 Orcas
  20. 79.1 Thunder

Defensive Rankings

  1. 86.8 Royals
  2. 86.0 Samurai
  3. 84.9 Predators
  4. 84.8 Puppets
  5. 84.7 Starfall
  6. 84.7 Papermakers
  7. 84.6 Rattlers
  8. 84.3 Kongs
  9. 84.3 Direwolves
  10. 83.9 Squirrels
  11. 82.9 Blobfish
  12. 82.7 Thunder
  13. 82.6 Amish
  14. 82.1 Venom
  15. 81.1 Pirates
  16. 80.8 Bighorns
  17. 80.3 Orcas
  18. 79.6 Ukpiks
  19. 78.9 Walruses
  20. 78.0 Polar Bears

 

I think this listing undersells the Kong and Venom a little bit, but there it is

#3 overall? I look forward to making these rankings look silly when I finish bottom 5. 

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Wednesday will tell me how much we will miss Hopkins. I’m overall the trade was solid pending what Jeudy becomes 

Jeudy, 1st (Rashan Gary) & 3rd (Terron Armstead) For D Hop. 
 

Write ups were all pretty good. Definitely agree. Think our defense will surely keep us alive all season, but now we will see how much Burrows can carry this offense. Cook should help keep the balance 

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21 hours ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

All of this Rodgers talk and I haven't received a single legitimate offer for him. Y'all weird.

I take this back.

I receive:

Kyler Murray
Joey Bosa
Baker Mayfield
S25 1st Round Pick
S25 3rd Round Pick
S26 1st Round Pick
S26 2nd Round Pick
S27 1st Round Pick

@Scalamania receives:

Aaron Rodgers
Trey Hendrickson

I accept. @TheKillerNacho Please drop Trey Flowers to make the roster space work.

I sincerely appreciate the trade talks Scal. Firm, fair and reasonable. It was difficult for me to consider getting rid of Rodgers, but you were willing to negotiate. Thanks for the quality discussions.

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