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Nacho Simulation Football League


Welcome to the main thread of the Nacho Simulation Football League (or NSFL for short)! This is a Sim league that uses my custom American Football simulation engine, and posts games in play-by-plays viewable on Youtube, with Game Stats listed on the Video description. The league runs bi-annually, a Winter season (after the Super Bowl) and a Summer season (after the NFL draft) using a keeper system. Teams compete for the highly esteemed Quacamole trophy each season.

Offseason Schedule

Monday, May 30th: Deadline for previous owners to renew interest in the league. Failure to do so by this date by posting in the main thread will cause a replacement owner to be found in your place.
Thursday, June 2nd: Deadline for owners to submit their Keeper Tags. All keepers will be processed on this date, so keeper tags must be in before this date.
Monday, June 6th: Season 23's draft begins. As this is a summer season, incoming rookies are eligible.

Saturday, June 25th: Deadline to use any remaining draft picks in the Season 24 draft before normal "first-come first-serve" free agency opens.

Draft Order

  1. Lancaster Fighting Amish (3-13)
  2. Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas (3-13)
  3. Greenland Polar Bears (4-12)
  4. Anchorage Ukpiks (5-11)
  5. Phoenix Rattlers (6-10)
  6. Egypt Starfalls (7-9)
  7. Bowling Green Bighorns (7-9)
  8. Reykjavík Direwolves (8-8)
  9. Tacoma Thunder (8-8)
  10. New Zealand Blobfish (8-7-1)
  11. Scranton Papermakers (9-7)
  12. Tokyo Samurai (9-7)
  13. Pittston Waste Walruses (9-7)
  14. Burlington Sock Puppets (9-6-1)
  15. Indianapolis Predators (10-6)
  16. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (11-5)
  17. Little Rock Uni Royals (11-5)
  18. Freiburg Venom (12-4)
  19. Richmond Flying Squirrels (10-6)
  20. Hanoi Viet Kongs (10-6)

Registration & Off-season Schedule

All former-owners must re-register to renew their interest for this season. For those who are not past owners, you may still ask to join the league, however I will put you on a waiting list. When and if a GM decides to not renew interest or becomes idle, you will be contacted. You must remain an active FootballsFuture member in order to remain on the waiting list. I will remove inactive users from this list periodically.

Waiting list:

  • no one

Scheduling

The NSFL supports 20 teams split into four divisions (Red and Blue divisions in the Cheesy Conference, Green and Yellow divisions in the Salsa Conference). The regular season features sixteen games:

  • Teams will play each other team in their division twice.
  • Teams will play four teams in the other division of their own conference.
  • Teams will play four teams of a division in the other conference.

Games will be simulated on “Game Day”, which is every three days after the draft. I will provide links to Youtube videos with the complete Play-By-Plays, as well as text play-by-plays on Google Docs.

The playoffs will feature eight teams (four in each conference) in total. This includes all four division winners, plus four wildcard teams (two per conference). Playoffs last three Game Days. In the first round, the 4th seed of each conference will play at the 1st seed of that Conference, and the 3rd seed will play at the 2nd. After that, the two winners in each Conference will play in the Conference Championship with the higher seed having home-field advantage. Then, winners of the Conference Championship Game from each Conference will play each-other on a neutral field in the Taco Bowl for the highly esteemed Quacamole trophy. Seeding for the playoffs are based on this list of tiebreakers:

  1. Record
  2. Head-to-Head*
  3. Division record (Same division only)
  4. Conference record
  5. Net points
  6. Strength of schedule
  7. Coin toss

*This tie-breaker can still apply for a tie featuring more than 2 teams using the transitive property... If one team has head-to-head wins against all of the others, that team comes first in the tiebreaker. And if one team has head-to-head losses against all of the others, that team comes last in the tiebreaker. Also if Team A beat Team B, who beat Team C but Team C and A didn't play, Team A wins the tiebreaker and Team C comes in last in it.

Division tiebreakers are applied first. Then with wildcard tiebreakers featuring 3 or more teams, only the teams highest in the division not currently in the playoffs are considered, since under no circumstances can a team make the playoffs over a team higher in their division.

One day before the Taco Bowl each season, a conference vs conference all-star exhibition game called the All-Star Bowl is played, between the Cheesy Conference and the Salsa Conference. The game does not influence anything except the Game MVP of the All-Star Bowl's keeper cost the following season is reduced by 1. The voting rules are as follows:

  • Owners can submit a ballot with three selections at every position (including Returner), for each conference. Your first selection will receive 3 votes, your second selection will be worth 2 votes, and the last will be worth 1.
  • After the voting period, the final tallies will be posted.
  • In the event of a tie, a random number generator to determine who gets in.
  • On even seasons, Cheesy runs a 4-3 defense and Salsa runs a 3-4 defense. On odd seasons, Cheesy runs a 3-4 defense and Salsa runs a 4-3 defense.
  • The Head Coach for each conference will be the coach of that conference's highest seeded team. The Coordinators will be the coordinators of the team with the best yardage statistics of Offense, Defense, and Special Teams.


Roster Rules & Team Settings

At total, a roster has 26 players and 4 coaches. This roster includes: one Quarterback, two Runningbacks, one Fullback, one Tight End, two Offensive Tackles, two Offensive Guards, one Center, three Wide Receivers, two Defensive Ends, one/two Defensive Tackles, two/one Inside Linebackers, two Outside Linebackers, two Cornerbacks, one Free Safety, one Strong Safety, one Kicker, and one Punter. Teams also draft four coaches: A Head Coach, an Offensive Coordinator, a Defensive Coordinator, and a Special Teams Coordinator. Coaches can give bonuses to certain positions. In addition to starters, teams may keep an five-player or coach Practice Squad that gives you exclusive rights to that player/coach, even if you do not start them. Players can be started at any reasonable position but its recommended you start them at their listed position or a similar position. Players do not get injured in this league, so you do not need to worry about that.

Teams may make several team changes at any time for the upcoming game (note that the deadline to do this is Noon EST the day before the game):

  • Trade Players, Draft choices, and/or Keeper tags to another Team. Both Teams involved must agree by either posting on the main thread (please mention me when a trade is posted) or by both PMing me the trade details. There is a trade deadline each season that starts at Week 12, and is in affect until after the Taco Bowl. During this period, players cannot be traded but keeper tags and draft picks can. Picks of Round 16 or higher cannot be traded, as those picks are considered compensatory. Picks more than four seasons in the future can also not be traded. I will not enforce any future or additional parts of a trade, so it is recommended that you not do this.
  • After the draft is completed, Teams may sign Free Agents. Free Agents are handled on a first-come, first-serve basis. If you have no available slot to put the player, you must cut a player to sign one.
  • Change your team's Coaching Philosophy. This can be done by posting on the thread, or PMing me personally (for private changes revealed on Game Day, highly recommended).

A Team's Coaching Philosophy changes how your team is simulated. Once again, a Team can change this at any time, excluding Game Days. It is highly recommended that Teams tailor these to both your team, and your current opponent! Changes PMed to me will not be revealed until the next Game Day, so they will be a secret to your opponent! These are the changeable Coaching Philosophies:

  • Run Chance (max: 70, min: 30, default: 45): This determines how often, on a situation-unaffected play (teams will run or pass more depending on situation), your team will choose to do a running play instead of a passing play.
  • Running Back 1 Chance (max: 80, min: 50, default: 65): This determines how often, when a running play is selected, that your 1st-string running back will take the carry. Warning: Players, especially RB, DO get tired as the game goes on, do not set too high!
  • Field Goal Try (max: 60 [your own 40], min: 10, default: 35): This determines which yard line (NOT length of FG!) your team will try to kick a Field Goal instead of punting. Note: length of field goal is this number + 17 (setting Field Goal Try to 40 will cause your team to attempt 57 yard field goals).
  • Offensive Aggression (max: 100, min: 0, default: 50): Determines offensive aggression. Aggressive offenses have a greater chance of big plays, but are more prone to incompletions, turnovers, and plays resulting in losses (like sacks). Aggressive offenses are also more likely to go for it on 4th and short.
  • Defensive Aggression (max: 100, min: 0, default: 50): Determines defensive aggression. Aggressive defenses have a greater chance in making big plays (like sacks, interceptions, or forced fumbles) but also have a larger chance of giving up big plays to the opponent's offense. Conservative defenses focus on tackling and forcing incompletions.
  • Run Defense Priority (max: 100, min: 0, default: 50): Determines whether, on a situation-unaffected play, teams will focus more on stopping the run or the pass. A high value will result in defenses more likely to focus on stopping the run, a low value will focus defenses more on the pass.
  • Defensive Formation (either 4-3 or 3-4, default: 4-3): Determines your defensive formation. A 4-3 allows you to start two Defense Tackles, but only one Inside Linebacker (known as the Middle Linebacker). A 3-4 allows you to start two Inside Linebackers, but only one Defense Tackle (known as the Nose Tackle).
  • Return man (default: 3rd WR): Teams must set one of their Players to be their Kick/Punt Returner. This will be marked off as an asterisk in their Team listing. Practice squad players CAN fill this role.
  • You can swap starters with practice squad players. This counts as a coaching philosophy since it can be done privately (unlike Trades and Signing/Cutting players).

Lastly, a Team has a Stadium. Your Stadium can be submitted and changed at any time during the off-season (defined as any time after the Taco Bowl, but before the first game of the next season is played). Editable Stadium settings are as follows:

  • Stadium Name (default: Team's stadium): The Stadium's name. Has no effect on the Simulation, obviously.
  • Stadium Type (default: Random): There are six types of stadiums you can choose from - Outdoor Grass, Outdoor Turf, Outdoor Dirt, Outdoor Concrete, Dome*, and Retractable Roof. The difference between Grass and Turf have very minor affects in the simulation engine, but in poor weather, a Grass field tends to become harder to play on. Dirt and Concrete fields are a bit harder to play on for all players (with Dirt fields affecting the passing game more, and Concrete ones affecting the running game more), and in the rain turn into muddy fields which can cause some significant problems. A Retractable Roof stadium usually behaves like an Outdoor Turf stadium, except in increment weather where it behaves like a Dome stadium (most of the time... sometimes the roof gets stuck open!).
  • Timezone (default: Random): There are six timezones one can choose from: East Coast, Central, Mountain, Pacific, Europe, Asia, and Obscure (reserved for locations that don't fit into any category). Teams will be disadvantaged when playing in other time zones, with greater weight depending on the difference of distance. It is encouraged that you set the timezone to the location your team is located. For overseas teams, select Asia or Europe depending on which is closer.
  • Temperature (max: 100, min: 0, default: Random): Temperature of the location of the stadium. A high number means that the stadium is in a HOT place (Like Ecuador). A low number means the stadium is in a COLD place (Like Alaska). Your team's ability to play in bad weather depends on their home location (a warm-weather team will have a hard time playing in really cold weather, and vice-versa).
  • Precipitation (max: 100, min: 0, default: Random): Amount of precipitation the location typically gets. A high number means that there is a high chance of precipitation. A low chance means there is a very low chance of precipitation (like you live in a desert or something).
  • Wind (max: 100, min: 0, default: Random): How windy your location is. The higher the number, the greater chance of windy conditions come game-time!

*For Dome stadiums, please still include Temperature, Precipitation, and Wind data for the LOCATION of where your Stadium is built, even though these factors are not releavant for games played at your stadium. These values still affect how well your team can play in bad weather at other stadiums.

In addition, teams may submit to me a 80x90 logo and a 22x95 endzone graphic for use in the Game Simulations to make them more visually pleasing. If you aren't skilled in image editing, you can still post something and I'll resize it as best I can. Also, you may select two team colors and of course your team's name! If you don't submit anything, I reserve the right to make them myself. I make most endzone logos myself, and most people seem pleased with the results.

A sample endzone image looks like this:

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Offseason Rules

The NSFL runs bi-annually (twice per year) with a Winter season (after the Super Bowl) and a Summer season (after the NFL draft). Before the Winter season, Player's attributes will be updated taking into account his NFL stats from the previous year. Before the Summer season, incoming Rookies from the NFL draft will become available to be drafted. In addition, any new features to the Simulation engine will be available at the start of each new season, and will be announced and explained at that time.

Rosters become locked after a team's last game is played. After that time, players cannot be Signed or Cut (but Trades can be made). Players can be maintained from season to season using Keeper Tags. Each team receives 20 Keeper Tags which they can use on Players as they see fit. Players of certain positions require more of a commitment to keep, and therefore require more Tags to keep. Obviously, this will lead to certain teams having more or less players than others going into the off-season. Keeper Tags, like Draft Selections, are considered an asset for a Team and therefore can be traded (but unused Tags are discarded at the end of the Keeper step)!

Very high upkeep positions (4 Tags):

  • Quarterback

High upkeep positions (3 Tags):

  • Runningback
  • Wide Receiver
  • Offensive Tackle
  • 4-3 Defensive End
  • 3-4 Outside Linebacker
  • Cornerback

Medium upkeep positions (2 Tags):

  • Tight End
  • Offensive Guard
  • Center
  • 3-4 Defensive End
  • 4-3 Outside Linebacker
  • Defensive Tackle
  • Inside Linebacker
  • Strong Safety
  • Free Safety
  • Head Coach

Low upkeep positions (1 Tag):

  • Fullback
  • Kicker
  • Punter
  • Offensive Coordinator
  • Defensive Coordinator
  • Special Teams Coordinator
  • Practice Squad or Rookies*

*Rookies are considered any player who was a rookie in their last NFL season. PS players are considered any player who started in seven or less games the previous NSFL season. Only up to two PS or rookie keepers can be players who played in a game the previous NSFL season. Other PS or rookie players who played a game in the previous season will be charged by their positional price, at the position they spent the most time in during the season.

Players count as the position they spent the majority of the previous regular season as. In the event of a tie, the higher value is used. For example, if one has QB Matthew Stafford and started him for 7 games and had him on their practice squad for 9 games, he can be retained with a single Tag instead of 4. In addition, players who were kept the previous season cost a minimum of what they cost the year before.

After a period where inactive GMs are replaced and Keepers are selected, a new draft will commence with all players not kept and, before a Summer season, new Rookie players. These drafts will not snake, and the ordering will be determined by last season's placing, with the Taco Bowl Champion selecting last, after the runner-up. Teams that have less players than others due to the Keeper Tag system will receive Bonus rounds at the end of the draft (in the same order) until all Teams have 30 players again. At that time, Rosters become unlocked and a new Season begins!

Links

NSFL Seasonal History

S24 Draft
S24 Detailed Statistics
S25 Draft Order
Player/Team Stat Rankings

Week 1
Week 2
Week 3
Week 4
Week 5
Week 6
Week 7
Week 8
Week 9
Week 10
Week 11
Week 12
Week 13
Week 14
Week 15
Week 16
Divisional Playoffs
Conference Championships
All-Star Bowl XXI
Taco Bowl XXIV

Team Rosters & Settings

Cheesy Conference

Red Division


Reykjavík Direwolves (Owner: Tk3)
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QB: Lamar Jackson (BAL)
RB: Rashaad Penny (SEA), Cordarrelle Patterson (ATL)*
FB: Khalil Herbert (CHI)
TE: Mike Gesicki (MIA)
WR: Stefon Diggs (BUF), Keenan Allen (LAC), T.Y. Hilton (FA)
OT: Trent Williams (SF), Braden Smith (IND)
OG: Andrew Thomas (NYG), Wes Schweitzer (WAS)
C; Landon Dickerson (PHI)
DE: Cameron Heyward (PIT), Grady Jarrett (ATL)
NT: David Onyemata (NO)
OLB: Za'Darius Smith (MIN), Emmanuel Ogbah (MIA)
ILB: Fred Warner (SF), Myles Jack (PIT)
CB: Patrick Peterson (MIN), Joe Haden (FA)
SS: Micah Hyde (BUF)
FS: Quandre Diggs (SEA)
K: Harrison Butker (KC)
P: Matt Araiza (BUF)
HC: John Harbaugh (BAL)
OC: Ken Dorsey (BUF)
DC: Don Martindale (NYG)
STC: Deion Sanders (FA)
PS: Jaelan Phillips (MIA), Gregory Rousseau (BUF), Xavier McKinney (NYG), Trevon Diggs (DAL), Gabriel Davis (BUF)

S25 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S25 1st (PHO), S25 2nd (SCR), S25 4th (ANC)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 13, Season 14

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 30, RB1 Chance: 60, Field Goal Try: 39, Offensive Ag: 75, Defensive Ag: 45, Run D Priority: 35
Stadium - Winterfell Godswood - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 1, Precip: 50, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Gray, Secondary Color - White


Burlington Sock Puppets (Owner: Daboyle)
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QB: Tom Brady (TB)
RB: Melvin Gordon (DEN), Sony Michel (MIA)
FB: Logan Thomas (WAS)
TE: Travis Kelce (KC)
WR: Cooper Kupp (LAR), Odell Beckham Jr. (FA), Tyler Boyd (CIN)
OT: Jason Peters (FA), Riley Reiff (CHI)
OG: Quinton Spain (FA), Matt Feiler (LAC)
C; Jason Kelce (PHI)
DE: Brandon Graham (PHI), Jerry Hughes (HOU)
NT: Ed Oliver (BUF)
OLB: Von Miller (BUF), Leighton Vander Esch (DAL)
ILB: Alexander Johnson (FA), T.J. Edwards (PHI)
CB: Marcus Peters (BAL), Chidobe Awuzie (CIN)
SS: Jayron Kearse (DAL)
FS: Bobby McCain (WAS)
K: Wil Lutz (NO)
P: Thomas Morstead (MIA)
HC: Mike McCarthy (DAL)
OC: Kevin O’Connell (MIN)
DC: Vance Joseph (ARI)
STC: Nate Kaczor (WAS)
PS: Deonte Harty (NO)*, J.D. McKissic (WAS), Malik Hooker (DAL), Rodrigo Blankenship (IND), Jamin Davis (WAS)

S25 Keeper Tags: 21
Picks: S25 7th (BUR)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 9

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 30, RB1 Chance: 70, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 80, Defensive Ag: 50, Run D Priority: 65
Stadium - The Coat Factory - Type: Retractable Roof, Timezone: East Coast, Temp: 35, Precip: 60, Wind: 70
Primary Color - White, Secondary Color - Red

Rio de Janeiro Pirates (Owner: RuskieTitan)
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QB: Patrick Mahomes (KC)
RB: Nick Chubb (CLE), Leonard Fournette (TB)
FB: Khari Blasingame (CHI)
TE: George Kittle (SF)
WR: Tyreek Hill (MIA), Terry McLaurin (WAS), Chase Claypool (PIT)*
OT: Taylor Decker (DET), Ricky Wagner (FA)
OG: Andrew Norwell (WAS), Gabe Jackson (SEA)
C; Ben Jones (TEN)
DE: Yannick Ngakoue (IND), Carlos Dunlap (FA)
DT: Ndamukong Suh (FA), Kenny Clark (GB)
OLB: Leonard Floyd (LAR), Kwon Alexander (FA)
MLB: Jordan Hicks (MIN)
CB: Asante Samuel Jr. (LAC), Richard Sherman (FA)
SS: Anthony Harris (PHI)
FS: Kevin Byard (TEN)
K: Greg Zuerlein (NYJ)
P: Michael Dickson (SEA)
HC: Jim Harbaugh (FA)
OC: Mike McDaniel (MIA)
DC: Robert Saleh (NYJ)
STC: Dave Fipp (DET)
PS: Mecole Hardman (KC), Kristian Fulton (TEN), Caleb Farley (TEN), Sammy Watkins (GB), Davis Mills (HOU)

S25 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S25 6th (PIT), S25 10th (SCR), S26 4th (LM), S26 8th (PIT), S25 6th (RJ), S25 10th (RJ), S26 1st (RJ), S26 10th (RJ)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 4, Season 6, Season 21

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 38, RB1 Chance: 78, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 65, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 47
Stadium - The Boneyard II - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: East Coast, Temp: 40, Precip: 45, Wind: 35
Primary Color - Purple, Secondary Color - Gold

Hanoi Viet Kongs (Owner: ravens5520)

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QB: Joe Burrow (CIN)
RB: Dalvin Cook (MIN), Travis Etienne (JAX)
FB: Patrick Ricard (BAL)
TE: Dawson Knox (BUF)
WR: Antonio Brown (FA), Kenny Golladay (NYG), Jerry Jeudy (DEN)
OT: Terron Armstead (MIA), Trevor Penning (NO)
OG: Brandon Scherff (JAX), Joe Thuney (KC)
C; David Andrews (NE)
DE: Christopher Jones (KC), Calais Campbell (BAL)
NT: Arik Armstead (SF)
OLB: Rashan Gary (GB), Bud Dupree (TEN)
ILB: C.J. Mosley (NYJ), Blake Martinez (NYG)
CB: Marlon Humphrey (BAL), Kareem Jackson (DEN)
SS: Jamal Adams (SEA)
FS: Minkah Fitzpatrick (PIT)
K: Ryan Succop (TB)
P: Riley Dixon (LAR)
HC: Sean McDermott (BUF)
OC: Joe Lombardi (LAC)
DC: Mike Macdonald (BAL)
STC: Ryan Ficken (LAC)
PS: Kwity Paye (IND), Jeff Okudah (DET), Mekhi Becton (NYJ), Braxton Berrios (NYJ)*, Michael Carter (NYJ)

S25 Keeper Tags: 20 (+1 for Christopher Jones)
Picks: S25 3rd (HAN), S25 5th (HAN)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 23

Coaching Strategy -  Run Chance: 35, RB1 Chance: 65, Field Goal Try: 37, Offensive Ag: 60, Defensive Ag: 62, Run D Priority: 35
Stadium - The Jungle - Type: Dome, Timezone: Asia, Temp: 45, Precip: 50, Wind: 55
Primary Color - Red Orange, Secondary Color - Yellow

Lancaster Fighting Amish (Owner: JoshstraDaymus)

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QB: Trey Lance (SF)
RB: Austin Ekeler (LAC), Kareem Hunt (CLE)
FB: Derek Watt (PIT)
TE: Mark Andrews (BAL)
WR: Hunter Renfrow (LV)*, Allen Robinson (LAR), Chris Olave (NO)
OT: Penei Sewell (DET), Ronnie Stanley (BAL)
OG: Michael Onwenu (NE), Jackson Carman (CIN)
C; Chase Roullier (WAS)
DE: Dee Ford (SF), Leonard Williams (NYG)
DT: Jonathan Allen (WAS), Javon Kinlaw (SF)
OLB: Lavonte David (TB), Shaq Thompson (CAR)
MLB: Cole Holcomb (WAS)
CB: Adoree Jackson (NYG), William Jackson III (WAS)
SS: Kamren Curl (WAS)
FS: Julian Blackmon (IND)
K: Younghoe Koo (ATL)
P: Johnny Hekker (CAR)
HC: Mike Tomlin (PIT)
OC: Kellen Moore (DAL)
DC: DeMeco Ryans (SF)
STC: Larry Izzo (SEA)
PS: Noah Fant (SEA), Dax Hill (CIN), Carson Wentz (WAS), Jourdan Lewis (DAL), P.J. Williams (NO)

S25 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S25 4th (PIT)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 50, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 30, Defensive Ag: 30, Run D Priority: 25
Stadium - The Silo - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: East Coast, Temp: 29, Precip: 80, Wind: 30
Primary Color - Navy Blue, Secondary Color - Silver

Blue Division

Anchorage Ukpiks (Owner: Scoundrel)
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QB: Marcus Mariota (ATL)
RB: Isaiah Spiller (LAC), Rachaad White (TB)
FB: James Cook (BUF)
TE: Hunter Henry (NE)
WR: A.J. Brown (PHI), Justin Jefferson (MIN), Will Fuller (FA)*
OT: D.J. Humphries (ARI), Brian O'Neill (MIN)
OG: Jonah Jackson (DET), Ezra Cleveland (MIN)
C; Ethan Pocic (CLE)
DE: Javon Hargrave (PHI), Travon Walker (JAX)
NT: Poona Ford (SEA)
OLB: Nick Bosa (SF), Drake Jackson (SF)
ILB: Tremaine Edmunds (BUF), Josey Jewell (DEN)
CB: Donte Jackson (CAR), Patrick Surtain II (DEN)
SS: Kyle Hamilton (BAL)
FS: Xavier Rhodes (FA)
K: Nick Folk (NE)
P: Tress Way (WAS)
HC: Dabo Swinney (FA)
OC: Lane Kiffin (FA)
DC: Kirby Smart (FA)
STC: Raymond Ventrone (IND)
PS: Trevor Lawrence (JAX), Eric Stokes (GB), Treylon Burks (TEN), Miles Sanders (PHI), Najee Harris (PIT)

S25 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S25 1st (SCR), S25 3rd (SCR), S25 3rd (FRE), S25 5th (PIT), S25 7th (BUR), S25 8th (LM), S25 4th (ANC), S25 10th (ANC)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 3

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 45, RB1 Chance: 70, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 63, Defensive Ag: 83, Run D Priority: 43
Stadium - Yeti Stadium - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Pacific, Temp: 5, Precip: 60, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Dark Orange, Secondary Color - Black

Bowling Green Bighorns (Owner: RTTRUTH)
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QB: Ryan Tannehill (TEN)
RB: Javonte Williams (DEN), Cam Akers (LAR)
FB: C.J. Ham (MIN)
TE: David Njoku (CLE)
WR: Michael Gallup (DAL), Christian Kirk (JAX), Rashod Bateman (BAL)*
OT: Jedrick Wills (CLE), Jonah Williams (CIN)
OG: Shaq Mason (TB), Alijah Vera-Tucker (NYJ)
C; Bradley Bozeman (CAR)
DE: Joshua Allen (JAX), Montez Sweat (WAS)
DT: Daron Payne (WAS), Larry Ogunjobi (PIT)
OLB: Logan Wilson (CIN), Troy Andersen (ATL)
MLB: Alex Singleton (DEN)
CB: Darius Slay (PHI), Charvarius Ward (SF)
SS: Xavier Woods (CAR)
FS: Kyle Dugger (NE)
K: Dustin Hopkins (LAC)
P: Sam Martin (DEN)
HC: Nathaniel Hackett (DEN)
OC: Greg Roman (BAL)
DC: Leslie Frazier (BUF)
STC: Brant Boyer (NYJ)
PS: Jermaine Johnson II (NYJ), Trent McDuffie (KC), Kenny Pickett (PIT), George Karlaftis (KC), Jalen Pitre (HOU)

S25 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S25 3rd (PHO), S25 3rd (PIT), S25 4th (RIC), S25 4th (PHO), S25 7thk (PHO), S25 10th (PIT), S25 6th (BG)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 2, Season 15, Season 18

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 60, RB1 Chance: 60, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 50, Defensive Ag: 65, Run D Priority: 40
Stadium - Fruit of the Loom Stadium - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Central, Temp: 42, Precip: 45, Wind: 39
Primary Color - Pale Green, Secondary Color - Forest Green


Little Rock Uni Royals (Owner: Glen)
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QB: Josh Allen (BUF)
RB: James Robinson (JAX), Gus Edwards (BAL)
FB: Marcedes Lewis (GB)
TE: Jared Cook (FA)
WR: Tee Higgins (CIN), Brandin Cooks (HOU), Michael Pittman (IND)
OT: David Bakhtiari (GB), Mitchell Schwartz (FA)
OG: Zack Martin (DAL), Cody Whitehair (CHI)
C; Corey Linsley (LAC)
DE: J.J. Watt (ARI), Jason Pierre-Paul (FA)
DT: Vita Vea (TB), Grover Stewart (IND)
OLB: Matt Milano (BUF), Justin Houston (BAL)
MLB: De'Vondre Campbell (GB)
CB: Tre'Davious White (BUF), Kenny Moore (IND)
SS: Budda Baker (ARI)
FS: Justin Simmons (DEN)
K: Graham Gano (NYG)
P: A.J. Cole III (LV)
HC: Doug Pederson (JAX)
OC: Ryan Day (FA)
DC: Mike Zimmer (FA)
STC: Joe Judge (NE)
PS: Josh Sweat (PHI), Devin Duvernay (BAL)*, Donovan Peoples-Jones (CLE), Andrew Booth Jr. (MIN), Daniel Jones (NYG)

S25 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S25 8th (LR), S26 1st (LR)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 12

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 35, RB1 Chance: 65, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 75, Defensive Ag: 40, Run D Priority: 35
Stadium - Pebble Stadium - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Central, Temp: 50, Precip: 1, Wind: 0
Primary Color - Blue, Secondary Color - White

Tokyo Samurai (Owner: bcb1213)

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QB: Dak Prescott (DAL)
RB: Ezekiel Elliott (DAL), J.K. Dobbins (BAL)
FB: Cole Kmet (CHI)
TE: Tyler Higbee (LAR)
WR: Tyler Lockett (SEA), Garrett Wilson (NYJ), Van Jefferson (LAR)
OT: Trent Brown (NE), Donovan Smith (TB)
OG: Rodger Saffold (BUF), Isaiah Wynn (NE)
C; Tyler Linderbaum (BAL)
DE: Matt Judon (NE), Carl Lawson (NYJ)
DT: Fletcher Cox (PHI), Greg Gaines (LAR)
OLB: Demario Davis (NO), Bobby Okereke (IND)
MLB: Zach Cunningham (TEN)
CB: Jalen Ramsey (LAR), D.J. Reed (NYJ)
SS: Jordan Poyer (BUF)
FS: Marcus A. Williams (BAL)
K: Matt Prater (ARI)
P: Andy Lee (ARI)
HC: Pete Carroll (SEA)
OC: Lincoln Riley (FA)
DC: Rex Ryan (FA)
STC: John Fassel (DAL)
PS: Azeez Ojulari (NYG), Kyler Gordon (CHI), Jalen Tolbert (DAL)*, Kenneth Gainwell (PHI), John Franklin-Myers (NYJ)

S25 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S25 2nd (PHO)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 20

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 55, RB1 Chance: 69, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 55, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 41
Stadium - Bushido Bowl - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Asia, Temp: 45, Precip: 55, Wind: 45
Primary Color - Parchment, Secondary Color - Brown

Tacoma Thunder (Owner: Karnage84)

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QB: Jameis Winston (NO)
RB: Joe Mixon (CIN), Breece Hall (NYJ)
FB: Reggie Gilliam (BUF)
TE: T.J. Hockenson (DET)
WR: Ja'Marr Chase (CIN), Drake London (ATL), Brandon Aiyuk (SF)
OT: Duane Brown (FA), Ryan Ramczyk (NO)
OG: Ickey Ekwonu (CAR), Christian Darrisaw (MIN)
C; Mitch Morse (BUF)
DE: Randy Gregory (DEN), Gerald McCoy (FA)
NT: Star Lotulelei (FA)
OLB: Chandler Jones (LV), Marcus Davenport (NO)
ILB: Isaiah Simmons (ARI), David Long Jr. (TEN)
CB: A.J. Terrell (ATL), Amani Oruwariye (DET)
SS: Antoine Winfield Jr. (TB)
FS: Earl Thomas (FA)
K: Mike Badgley (FA)
P: Jack Fox (DET)
HC: Mike Vrabel (TEN)
OC: Brian Daboll (NYG)
DC: Todd Bowles (TB)
STC: Darren Rizzi (NO)
PS: Jameson Williams (DET), Zach Wilson (NYJ), Justin Fields (CHI), C.J. Henderson (CAR), Elijah Moore (NYJ)*

S25 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S25 1st (PIT), S25 1st (LM), S25 3rd (NZ), S26 2nd (SCR), S26 2nd (PIT), S27 1st (LM), S27 1st (SCR), S25 5th (TAC), S25 9th (TAC)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 8

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 60, RB1 Chance: 50, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 70, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 55
Stadium – The Hammerdome - Type: Dome, Timezone: Pacific, Temp: 56, Precip: 88, Wind: 78
Primary Color - Gray, Secondary Color - Electric Blue

Salsa Conference

Green Division


Pittston Waste Walruses (Owner: TL-TwoWinsAway)

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QB: Kyler Murray (ARI)
RB: Aaron Jones (GB), Todd Gurley (FA)
FB: Alec Ingold (MIA)
TE: Darren Waller (LV)
WR: Larry Fitzgerald (FA), A.J. Green (ARI), Marvin Jones (JAX)
OT: Tyron Smith (DAL), Mike McGlinchey (SF)
OG: Quenton Nelson (IND), La'el Collins (CIN)
C; Creed Humphrey (KC)
DE: T.J. Watt (PIT), Joey Bosa (LAC)
DT: Jeffery Simmons (TEN), Geno Atkins (FA)
OLB: Micah Parsons (DAL), Foyesade Oluokun (JAX)
MLB: K.J. Wright (FA)
CB: Byron Murphy (ARI), Janoris Jenkins (FA)
SS: Landon Collins (FA)
FS: Shaquill Griffin (JAX)
K: Justin Tucker (BAL)
P: Brett Kern (TEN)
HC: Bill Belichick (NE)
OC: Tom Moore (FA)
DC: Ron Rivera (WAS)
STC: Richard Bisaccia (GB)
PS: Amon-Ra St. Brown (DET), Tyrion Davis-Price (SF), Aidan Hutchinson (DET), Nyheim Hines (IND)*, Skyy Moore (KC)

S25 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S25 3rd (HAN), S25 6th (GRE), S25 6th (BG), S25 8th (LR), S25 10th (FRE), S25 10th (RIC), S25 10th (RJ), S25 10th (ANC), S26 3rd (LM), S26 10th (RJ), S25 1st (PIT), S25 3rd (PIT), S25 4th (PIT), S25 5th (PIT), S25 6th (PIT), S25 7th (PIT), S25 10th (PIT), S26 1st (PIT), S26 2nd (PIT), S26 4th (PIT), S26 8th (PIT)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 1, Season 11, Season 17

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 66, RB1 Chance: 70, Field Goal Try: 44, Offensive Ag: 58, Defensive Ag: 75, Run D Priority: 20
Stadium - Atlantic Ocean Ice Shelf Field - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: East Coast, Temp: 20, Precip: 50, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Baby Blue, Secondary Color - White

Greenland Polar Bears (Owner: Pickle Rick)

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QB: Mac Jones (NE)
RB: Elijah Mitchell (SF), Tony Pollard (DAL)
FB: Jakob Johnson (LV)
TE: O.J. Howard (BUF)
WR: Chris Godwin (TB), Diontae Johnson (PIT), Christian Watson (GB)*
OT: Rashawn Slater (LAC), Kolton Miller (LV)
OG: James Daniels (PIT), Kenyon Green (HOU)
C; J.C. Tretter (FA)
DE: Robert Quinn (CHI), Kayvon Thibodeaux (NYG)
DT: Jordan Davis (PHI), Phidarian Mathis (WAS)
OLB: Jordyn Brooks (SEA), Jadeveon Clowney (CLE)
MLB: Devin White (TB)
CB: Carlton Davis (TB), Derek Stingley Jr. (HOU)
SS: Derwin James (LAC)
FS: Tashaun Gipson (FA)
K: Daniel Carlson (LV)
P: Bryan Anger (DAL)
HC: Luke Fickell (FA)
OC: Byron Leftwich (TB)
DC: Josh Boyer (MIA)
STC: Matthew Smiley (BUF)
PS: Zaven Collins (ARI), Logan Hall (TB), Samuel Cosmi (WAS), Trey Smith (KC), Desmond Ridder (ATL)

S25 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S26 1st (LR), S26 10th (LM), S25 6th (GRE)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 30, RB1 Chance: 68, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 70, Defensive Ag: 45, Run D Priority: 50
Stadium - Iceberg Stadium - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 5, Precip: 0, Wind: 85
Primary Color - Black, Secondary Color - Aqua

Richmond Flying Squirrels (Owner: swoosh)

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QB: Russell Wilson (DEN)
RB: Jonathan Taylor (IND), Chris Carson (SEA)
FB: Trey McBride (ARI)
TE: Dalton Schultz (DAL)
WR: Julio Jones (TB), D.K. Metcalf (SEA), Michael Thomas Jr. (NO)
OT: Taylor Moton (CAR), Charles Cross (SEA)
OG: Laken Tomlinson (NYJ), Connor Williams (MIA)
C; Ryan Jensen (TB)
DE: Demarcus Lawrence (DAL), Bradley Chubb (DEN)
DT: Michael Pierce (BAL), Akiem Hicks (TB)
OLB: Anthony Barr (DAL), Quay Walker (GB)
MLB: Jayon Brown (LV)
CB: Stephon Gilmore (IND), Chris Harris Jr. (FA)
SS: Jevon Holland (MIA)*
FS: Eddie Jackson (CHI)
K: Joey Slye (WAS)
P: Kevin Huber (CIN)
HC: Andy Reid (KC)
OC: Zac Taylor (CIN)
DC: Matt Eberflus (CHI)
STC: Keith Armstrong (TB)
PS: Jahan Dotson (WAS), George Pickens (PIT), Christian Barmore (NE), Tyquan Thornton (NE), Alec Pierce (IND)

S25 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S25 3rd (IND), S25 5th (IND), S25 5th (HAN), S25 5th (TAC), S25 7th (PIT), S25 8th (SCR), S25 9th (TAC), S25 4th (RIC), S25 10th (RIC), S26 8th (RIC)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 19

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 75, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 40, Defensive Ag: 70, Run D Priority: 40
Stadium - The Nut House - Type: Retractable Roof, Timezone: East Coast, Temp: 50, Precip: 74, Wind: 45
Primary Color - Light Red, Secondary Color - Gray

Scranton Papermakers (Owner: Scalamania)

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QB: Aaron Rodgers (GB)
RB: Josh Jacobs (LV), Damien Harris (NE)
FB: Keith Smith (ATL)
TE: Pat Freiermuth (PIT)
WR: Davante Adams (LV), DeAndre Hopkins (ARI), Darnell Mooney (CHI)
OT: Elgton Jenkins (GB), Jake Matthews (ATL)
OG: Chris Lindstrom (ATL), Wyatt Teller (CLE)
C; Matt Paradis (FA)
DE: Trey Hendrickson (CIN), Cameron Jordan (NO)
DT: Christian Wilkins (MIA), Dexter Lawrence (NYG)
OLB: Kyle Van Noy (LAC), Jamie Collins (NE)
MLB: Nick Bolton (KC)
CB: Jaire Alexander (GB), Byron Jones (MIA)
SS: Vonn Bell (CIN)
FS: Trevon Moehrig (LV)
K: Chris Boswell (PIT)
P: Jake Bailey (NE)
HC: Kyle Shanahan (SF)
OC: Nick Sirianni (PHI)
DC: Raheem Morris (LAR)
STC: Brian Schneider (SF)
PS: Baker Mayfield (CAR), Andre Roberts (CAR)*, Irv Smith Jr. (MIN), Rasul Douglas (GB), Arnold Ebiketie (ATL)

S25 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S25 1st (IND), S25 1st (SCR), S25 2nd (SCR), S25 3rd (SCR), S25 8th (SCR), S25 10th (SCR), S26 1st (SCR), S26 2nd (SCR), S27 1st (SCR)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 16, Season 24

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 65, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 60, Defensive Ag: 60; Run D Priority: 50
Stadium - The Dunderdome - Type: Dome, Timezone: East Coast, Temp: 60, Precip: 50, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Royal Purple, Secondary Color - White

Phoenix Rattlers (Owner: bucsfan333)

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QB: Kirk Cousins (MIN)
RB: Saquon Barkley (NYG), Antonio Gibson (WAS)
FB: Andy Janovich (HOU)
TE: Austin Hooper (TEN)
WR: Mike Evans (TB), JuJu Smith-Schuster (KC), Russell Gage (TB)
OT: Tristan Wirfs (TB), Dion Dawkins (BUF)
OG: Joel Bitonio (CLE), Kevin Zeitler (BAL)
C; Frank Ragnow (DET)
DE: Shelby Harris (SEA), Matthew Ioannidis (CAR)
NT: Linval Joseph (FA)
OLB: Shaquil Barrett (TB), Preston Smith (GB)
ILB: Shaquille Leonard (IND), Eric Kendricks (MIN)
CB: Kendall Fuller (WAS), Sean Murphy-Bunting (TB)
SS: Jimmie Ward (SF)
FS: Adrian Amos (GB)
K: Robbie Gould (SF)
P: Cameron Johnston (HOU)
HC: Nick Saban (FA)
OC: Frank Reich (IND)
DC: Wade Phillips (FA)
STC: Chris Horton (BAL)
PS: Joe Tryon-Shoyinka (TB), Alex Highsmith (PIT), Marshon Lattimore (NO), Deebo Samuel (SF)*, Trevis Gipson (CHI)

S25 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S25 1st (PHO), S25 2nd (PHO), S25 3rd (PHO) S25 4th (PHO), S25 7th (PHO)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 42, RB1 Chance: 75, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 75, Defensive Ag: 75, Run D Priority: 45
Stadium - MJK Coliseum - Type: Outdoor Dirt, Timezone: Mountain, Temp: 82, Precip: 5, Wind: 20
Primary Color - Light Green, Secondary Color - Light Orange


Yellow Division

New Zealand Blobfish (Owner: EaglesPeteC)

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QB: Derek Carr (LV)
RB: D'Andre Swift (DET), Kenneth Walker III (SEA)
FB: Rhamondre Stevenson (NE)
TE: Zach Ertz (ARI)
WR: Mike Williams (LAC), Courtland Sutton (DEN), Jaylen Waddle (MIA)*
OT: Garett Bolles (DEN), Laremy Tunsil (HOU)
OG: Trai Turner (WAS), Dalton Risner (DEN)
C; Erik McCoy (NO)
DE: Chase Young (WAS), Brian Burns (CAR)
DT: Quinnen Williams (NYJ), D.J. Reader (CIN)
OLB: Devin Bush (PIT), Devin Lloyd (JAX)
MLB: Jerome Baker (MIA)
CB: Denzel Ward (CLE), Sauce Gardner (NYJ)
SS: Tyrann Mathieu (NO)
FS: Jessie Bates (CIN)
K: Jason Sanders (MIA)
P: Mitch Wishnowsky (SF)
HC: Dennis Allen (NO)
OC: Eric Bieniemy (KC)
DC: Ed Donatell (MIN)
STC: Cameron Achord (NE)
PS: Jalen Hurts (PHI), DeVonta Smith (PHI), Cole Beasley (FA), Nakobe Dean (PHI), Jeremy Chinn (CAR)

S25 Keeper Tags: 21
Picks: S25 3rd (NZ)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 5

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 75, Field Goal Try: 37, Offensive Ag: 73, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 35
Stadium - Gilbert E. Blobbington Memorial Stadium - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Asia, Temp: 50, Precip: 25, Wind: 16
Primary Color - Dark Navy, Secondary Color - Light Sea Green


Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas (Owner: The Orca)
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QB: Matt Ryan (IND)
RB: Christian McCaffrey (CAR), Clyde Edwards-Helaire (KC)
FB: Alex Armah (WAS)
TE: Kyle Pitts (ATL)
WR: CeeDee Lamb (DAL), Kadarius Toney (NYG), Rob Gronkowski (FA)
OT: Orlando Brown Jr. (KC), Evan Neal (NYG)
OG: Robert Hunt (MIA), Will Hernandez (ARI)
C; Connor McGovern (NYJ)
DE: Frank Clark (KC), Zachary Carter (CIN)
NT: A'Shawn Robinson (LAR)
OLB: Jonathan Greenard (HOU), Harold Landry (TEN)
ILB: Dante Fowler Jr. (DAL), Joe Schobert (FA)
CB: Kaiir Elam (BUF), Jamel Dean (TB)
SS: Chauncey Gardner-Johnson (NO)
FS: Jordan Fuller (LAR)
K: Evan McPherson (CIN)
P: Corey Bojorquez (CLE)
HC: Sean McVay (LAR)
OC: Liam Coen (LAR)
DC: Joe Barry (GB)
STC: Joe DeCamillis (LAR)
PS: Greg Newsome II (CLE), Anthony Schwartz (CLE)*, Odafe Oweh (BAL), Tua Tagovailoa (MIA), Dameon Pierce (HOU)

S25 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S25 6th (RJ), S26 1st (PIT), S26 1st (RJ), S26 1st (SCR), S26 4th (PIT), S26 8th (RIC), S25 1st (LM), S25 8th (LM), S26 3rd (LM), S26 4th (LM), S26 10th (LM), S27 1st (LM)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 10

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 30, RB1 Chance: 70, Field Goal Try: 45, Offensive Ag: 60, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 30
Stadium - The Cirque Tarn - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Mountain, Temp: 3, Precip: 100, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Ice Blue, Secondary Color - Orange


Indianapolis Predators (Owner: RandyMossIsBoss)
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QB: Justin Herbert (LAC)
RB: Alvin Kamara (NO), James Conner (ARI)
FB: Elijhaa Penny (FA)
TE: Dallas Goedert (PHI)
WR: Calvin Ridley (ATL), Robert Woods (TEN), DeVante Parker (NE)
OT: Jack Conklin (CLE), Taylor Lewan (TEN)
OG: Alex Cappa (CIN), Richie Incognito (FA)
C; Rodney Hudson (ARI)
DE: Khalil Mack (LAC), Myles Garrett (CLE)
DT: DeForest Buckner (IND), Sheldon Richardson (FA)
OLB: Patrick Queen (BAL), Lorenzo Carter (ATL)
MLB: Bobby Wagner (LAR)
CB: Casey Hayward (ATL), James Bradberry (PHI)
SS: Harrison Smith (MIN)
FS: John Johnson (CLE)
K: Jake Elliott (PHI)
P: Bradley Pinion (ATL)
HC: Matt LaFleur (GB)
OC: Kliff Kingsbury (ARI)
DC: Matt Patricia (NE)
STC: Wes Welker (FA)
PS: Leo Chenal (KC), Malik Willis (TEN), Devonte Wyatt (GB), Raheem Mostert (MIA)*, Wan'Dale Robinson (NYG)

S25 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S25 1st (IND), S25 3rd (IND), S25 5th (IND)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 22

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 55, RB1 Chance: 67, Field Goal Try: 37, Offensive Ag: 65, Defensive Ag: 55, Run D Priority: 25
Stadium - Fiesta Stadium - Type: Retractable Roof, Timezone: East Coast, Temp: 40, Precip: 2, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Dark Green, Secondary Color - Dark Red


Freiburg Venom (Owner: SirA1)
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QB: Matthew Stafford (LAR)
RB: Derrick Henry (TEN), Adrian Peterson (FA)
FB: Kyle Juszczyk (SF)
TE: Jonnu Smith (NE)
WR: Adam Thielen (MIN), Jarvis Landry (NO), Marquise Brown (ARI)*
OT: Lane Johnson (PHI), Eric Fisher (FA)
OG: David DeCastro (FA), Alex Leatherwood (LV)
C; Ryan Kelly (IND)
DE: Derrick Brown (CAR), Jarran Reed (GB)
NT: D.J. Jones (DEN)
OLB: Maxx Crosby (LV), Melvin Ingram (MIA)
ILB: Roquan Smith (CHI), Dont'a Hightower (FA)
CB: Jaycee Horn (CAR), Darious Williams (JAX)
SS: Jaylon Johnson (CHI)
FS: Devin McCourty (NE)
K: Brandon McManus (DEN)
P: Lachlan Edwards (FA)
HC: Josh McDaniels (LV)
OC: Arthur Smith (ATL)
DC: Gus Bradley (IND)
STC: Dave Toub (KC)
PS: Zion Johnson (LAC), Zamir White (LV), Marcus Maye (NO), Marquez Valdes-Scantling (KC), Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah (CLE)

S25 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S25 3rd (FRE), S25 10th (FRE)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 38, RB1 Chance: 70, Field Goal Try: 41, Offensive Ag: 55, Defensive Ag: 65, Run D Priority: 55
Stadium - Altstadt - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 60, Precip: 35, Wind: 35
Primary Color - Gold, Secondary Color - Maroon


Egypt Starfalls (Owner: El Ramster)
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QB: Deshaun Watson (CLE)
RB: David Montgomery (CHI), A.J. Dillon (GB)
FB: Alexander Mattison (MIN)
TE: Evan Engram (JAX)
WR: D.J. Moore (CAR), Amari Cooper (CLE), Corey Davis (NYJ)
OT: Jordan Mailata (PHI), Rob Havenstein (LAR)
OG: Austin Corbett (CAR), Joseph Noteboom (LAR)
C; Brian Allen (LAR)
DE: Danielle Hunter (MIN), Haason Reddick (PHI)
DT: Aaron Donald (LAR), Denico Autry (TEN)
OLB: Markus Golden (ARI), Kenneth Murray (LAC)
MLB: Deion Jones (ATL)
CB: Xavien Howard (MIA), J.C. Jackson (LAC)
SS: Adrian Phillips (NE)
FS: Amani Hooker (TEN)
K: Matt Gay (LAR)
P: J.K. Scott (LAC)
HC: Kevin Stefanski (CLE)
OC: Matt Rhule (CAR)
DC: Brandon Staley (LAC)
STC: Richard Hightower (CHI)
PS: Lewis Cine (MIN), Brandon Powell (LAR)*, Bryce Callahan (LAC), Jared Goff (DET), Ernest Jones (LAR)

S25 Keeper Tags: 20
Guacamole Trophies: Season 7

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 38, RB1 Chance: 75, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 58, Defensive Ag: 55, Run D Priority: 52
Stadium - Dawn - Type: Outdoor Dirt, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 35, Precip: 45, Wind: 25
Primary Color - Magenta, Secondary Color - Silver


Standings

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Red Division

  1. Reykjavík Direwolves (11-5) xy
  2. Burlington Sock Puppets (9-7) x
  3. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (8-8)
  4. Hanoi Viet Kongs (7-9)
  5. Lancaster Fighting Amish (5-11)

Blue Division

  1. Little Rock Uni Royals (11-4-1) xyz
  2. Tokyo Samurai (10-6) x
  3. Tacoma Thunder (6-10)
  4. Bowling Green Bighorns (6-10)
  5. Anchorage Ukpiks (5-11)

Salsa Conference

Green Division

  1. Scranton Papermakers (12-4) xyz
  2. Pittston Waste Walruses (11-5) x
  3. Richmond Flying Squirrels (8-8)
  4. Phoenix Rattlers (7-9)
  5. Greenland Polar Bears (6-10)

Yellow Division

  1. Freiburg Venom (10-6) xy
  2. Indianapolis Predators (9-7) x
  3. Egypt Starfalls (7-8-1)
  4. New Zealand Blobfish (7-9)
  5. Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas (4-12)

x - Clinched playoff berth.
y - Clinched division.
z - Clinched homefield advantage.
e - Eliminated from playoff contention.

Schedule

WEEK 1 (Wed, June 28)
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 27 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 31
Freiburg Venom 35 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 34
Bowling Green Bighorns 23 @ Tacoma Thunder 26
Richmond Flying Squirrels 16 @ Scranton Papermakers 28
Tokyo Samurai 31 @ New Zealand Blobfish 29
Greenland Polar Bears 22 @ Indianapolis Predators 17
Anchorage Ukpiks 16 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 23
Phoenix Rattlers 34 @ Egypt Starfalls 33
Lancaster Fighting Amish 20 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 34
Pittston Waste Walruses 22 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 19

WEEK 2 (Sat, July 2)
Phoenix Rattlers 24 @ Pittston Waste Walruses 31
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 31 @ Tacoma Thunder 19
New Zealand Blobfish 24 @ Anchorage Ukpiks 27
Hanoi Viet Kongs 24 @ Greenland Polar Bears 19
Egypt Starfalls 38 @ Bowling Green Bighorns 32
Freiburg Venom 23 @ Scranton Papermakers 34
Lancaster Fighting Amish 24 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 23
Indianapolis Predators 24 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 26
Burlington Sock Puppets 22 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 27
Little Rock Uni Royals 22 @ Tokyo Samurai 29

WEEK 3 (Tue, July 5)
Little Rock Uni Royals 33 @ New Zealand Blobfish 27
Burlington Sock Puppets 26 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 27
Anchorage Ukpiks 21 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 30
Pittston Waste Walruses 26 @ Indianapolis Predators 19
Bowling Green Bighorns 23 @ Tokyo Samurai 17
Egypt Starfalls 24 @ Freiburg Venom 36
Reykjavík Direwolves 31 @ Phoenix Rattlers 34
Scranton Papermakers 26 @ Greenland Polar Bears 23
Tacoma Thunder 30 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 23
Richmond Flying Squirrels 20 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 23

WEEK 4 (Fri, July 8 )
Greenland Polar Bears 20 @ Pittston Waste Walruses 41
Richmond Flying Squirrels 21 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 30
Tacoma Thunder 17 @ Egypt Starfalls 27
Freiburg Venom 29 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 31
Tokyo Samurai 27 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 24
New Zealand Blobfish 27 @ Indianapolis Predators 30
Anchorage Ukpiks 23 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 25
Scranton Papermakers 24 @ Phoenix Rattlers 20
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 30 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 14
Bowling Green Bighorns 24 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 23

WEEK 5 (Mon, July 11)
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 24 @ New Zealand Blobfish 30
Pittston Waste Walruses 37 @ Scranton Papermakers 34
Hanoi Viet Kongs 17 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 30
Reykjavík Direwolves 23 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 31
Egypt Starfalls 33 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 33
Tokyo Samurai 13 @ Tacoma Thunder 20
Lancaster Fighting Amish 31 @ Bowling Green Bighorns 38
Burlington Sock Puppets 21 @ Greenland Polar Bears 16
Indianapolis Predators 31 @ Anchorage Ukpiks 24
Phoenix Rattlers 20 @ Freiburg Venom 27

WEEK 6 (Thu, July 14)
Pittston Waste Walruses 29 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 34
New Zealand Blobfish 26 @ Bowling Green Bighorns 16
Phoenix Rattlers 30 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 17
Little Rock Uni Royals 33 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 31
Burlington Sock Puppets 17 @ Tokyo Samurai 24
Scranton Papermakers 23 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 26
Reykjavík Direwolves 26 @ Anchorage Ukpiks 19
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 20 @ Freiburg Venom 31
Tacoma Thunder 21 @ Indianapolis Predators 30
Egypt Starfalls 35 @ Greenland Polar Bears 32

WEEK 7 (Sun, July 17)
New Zealand Blobfish 23 @ Pittston Waste Walruses 31
Bowling Green Bighorns 17 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 21
Anchorage Ukpiks 23 @ Tacoma Thunder 22
Greenland Polar Bears 27 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 24
Richmond Flying Squirrels 27 @ Phoenix Rattlers 20
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 27 @ Tokyo Samurai 37
Indianapolis Predators 31 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 26
Hanoi Viet Kongs 31 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 37
Scranton Papermakers 24 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 27
Freiburg Venom 35 @ Egypt Starfalls 25

WEEK 8 (Wed, July 20)
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 19 @ Phoenix Rattlers 37
Bowling Green Bighorns 17 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 30
Indianapolis Predators 27 @ Freiburg Venom 21
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 26 @ Scranton Papermakers 29
Anchorage Ukpiks 17 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 27
Tokyo Samurai 20 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 27
Greenland Polar Bears 27 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 26
Egypt Starfalls 17 @ New Zealand Blobfish 34
Hanoi Viet Kongs 21 @ Tacoma Thunder 17
Lancaster Fighting Amish 13 @ Pittston Waste Walruses 20

WEEK 9 (Sat, July 23)
New Zealand Blobfish 22 @ Freiburg Venom 24
Tacoma Thunder 30 @ Tokyo Samurai 27
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 20 @ Egypt Starfalls 31
Reykjavík Direwolves 19 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 17
Lancaster Fighting Amish 24 @ Anchorage Ukpiks 26
Phoenix Rattlers 26 @ Greenland Polar Bears 20
Burlington Sock Puppets 34 @ Bowling Green Bighorns 26
Pittston Waste Walruses 16 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 30
Scranton Papermakers 27 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 24
Little Rock Uni Royals 31 @ Indianapolis Predators 26

WEEK 10 (Tue, July 26)
Richmond Flying Squirrels 30 @ New Zealand Blobfish 20
Little Rock Uni Royals 12 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 17*
Pittston Waste Walruses 27 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 24
Anchorage Ukpiks 13 @ Bowling Green Bighorns 29
Egypt Starfalls 16 @ Indianapolis Predators 19
Tokyo Samurai 36 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 20
Phoenix Rattlers 20 @ Scranton Papermakers 27
Freiburg Venom 27 @ Tacoma Thunder 23
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 25 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 32
Greenland Polar Bears 20 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 23
*Moon international game

WEEK 11 (Fri, July 29)
Tokyo Samurai 19 @ Anchorage Ukpiks 24
Tacoma Thunder 23 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 17
Bowling Green Bighorns 26 @ Freiburg Venom 35
Egypt Starfalls 17 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 27
New Zealand Blobfish 30 @ Phoenix Rattlers 27
Reykjavík Direwolves 31 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 24
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 27 @ Greenland Polar Bears 24
Lancaster Fighting Amish 21 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 27
Indianapolis Predators 23 @ Scranton Papermakers 16
Hanoi Viet Kongs 22 @ Pittston Waste Walruses 34

WEEK 12 (Mon, August 1)
Indianapolis Predators 22 @ Tokyo Samurai 26
Tacoma Thunder 9 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 20
Bowling Green Bighorns 19 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 33
Scranton Papermakers 34 @ Egypt Starfalls 20
Richmond Flying Squirrels 24 @ Freiburg Venom 17
Little Rock Uni Royals 31 @ Anchorage Ukpiks 17
Hanoi Viet Kongs 23 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 30
Pittston Waste Walruses 23 @ Greenland Polar Bears 24
New Zealand Blobfish 24 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 9
Burlington Sock Puppets 31 @ Phoenix Rattlers 38

WEEK 13 (Thu, August 4)
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 30 @ Tacoma Thunder 24
Greenland Polar Bears 22 @ New Zealand Blobfish 30
Reykjavík Direwolves 33 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 27
Little Rock Uni Royals 17 @ Bowling Green Bighorns 20
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 19 @ Tokyo Samurai 23
Phoenix Rattlers 17 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 30
Scranton Papermakers 27 @ Pittston Waste Walruses 16
Burlington Sock Puppets 23 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 24
Freiburg Venom 26 @ Indianapolis Predators 17
Anchorage Ukpiks 10 @ Egypt Starfalls 24

WEEK 14 (Mon, August 8 )
Hanoi Viet Kongs 24 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 31
Richmond Flying Squirrels 23 @ Greenland Polar Bears 26
Freiburg Venom 28 @ Pittston Waste Walruses 29
Tacoma Thunder 40 @ Anchorage Ukpiks 34
Phoenix Rattlers 24 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 33
Egypt Starfalls 24 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 27
Indianapolis Predators 34 @ New Zealand Blobfish 31*
Tokyo Samurai 44 @ Bowling Green Bighorns 30
Lancaster Fighting Amish 16 @ Scranton Papermakers 32
Reykjavík Direwolves 30 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 33
*Cyberspace international game

WEEK 15 (Wed, August 10)
Bowling Green Bighorns 24 @ Anchorage Ukpiks 27
Tokyo Samurai 24 @ Freiburg Venom 34
Greenland Polar Bears 28 @ Scranton Papermakers 32
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 27 @ Indianapolis Predators 36
Little Rock Uni Royals 31 @ Tacoma Thunder 24
New Zealand Blobfish 10 @ Egypt Starfalls 23
Pittston Waste Walruses 30 @ Phoenix Rattlers 34
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 24 @ Richmond Flying Squirrels 23
Hanoi Viet Kongs 19 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 20
Burlington Sock Puppets 23 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 36

WEEK 16 (Sat, August 13)
Richmond Flying Squirrels 28 @ Pittston Waste Walruses 31
Greenland Polar Bears 26 @ Phoenix Rattlers 23
Freiburg Venom 21 @ New Zealand Blobfish 31
Indianapolis Predators 23 @ Egypt Starfalls 30
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 19 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 34
Lancaster Fighting Amish 33 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 20
Tacoma Thunder 26 @ Bowling Green Bighorns 28
Anchorage Ukpiks 25 @ Tokyo Samurai 28
Scranton Papermakers 33 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 27
Reykjavík Direwolves 7 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 33

DIVISIONAL PLAYOFFS (Tue, August 16)
Burlington Sock Puppets 19 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 35
Tokyo Samurai 24 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 34
Indianapolis Predators 24 @ Scranton Papermakers 27
Pittston Waste Walruses 39 @ Freiburg Venom 35

CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS (Fri, August 19)
Reykjavík Direwolves 21 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 30
Pittston Waste Walruses 30 @ Scranton Papermakers 36

ALL-STAR BOWL XXI (Mon, August 22)
Cheesy All-Stars 30 vs Salsa All-Stars 23

TACO BOWL XXIV (Tue, August 23)
Little Rock Uni Royals 21 vs Scranton Papermakers 28

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Josh Allen 4

Trade Block:

Gronk
Brandin Cooks
Michael Pittman 
Zack Martin
Mitch Morse
David Bakthari(spelling)
JJ Watt
Brandon Graham
Tre’Davious White
Budda Baker
Justin Simmons

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Sweet. In.

Tentative keepers:

Aaron Rodgers - 4
Allen Robinson - 3
Kyle Pitts - 2
Darren Waller - 2
Trey Hendrickson - 2
Jeffery Simmons - 2
Odafe Oweh - 1
Justin Tucker - 1

Both Frank Clark and Emmanuel Ogbah are available and can be kept for 1 tag.

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21 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

Sweet. In.

Tentative keepers:

Aaron Rodgers - 4
Allen Robinson - 3
Kyle Pitts - 2
Darren Waller - 2
Trey Hendrickson - 2
Jeffery Simmons - 2
Odafe Oweh - 1
Justin Tucker - 1

Both Frank Clark and Emmanuel Ogbah are available and can be kept for 1 tag.

Might be wrong but I believe Pitts can still be kept for a single tag given he’s on his rookie season

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