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Hail to the King Baby! Hopefully in your all star ballots.

Derrick Henry [15 GS]: 269 carries for 1,388 yards (5.16 YPC, 35 LNG), 12 touchdowns, 2 fumbles. 44 receptions for 424 yards (9.64 YPR, 25 LNG), 3 touchdowns, 7 drops.
Kyle Juszczyk [15 GS]: 21 carries for 101 yards (4.81 YPC, 16 LNG), 1 touchdown. 10 receptions for 125 yards (12.50 YPR, 28 LNG), 2 touchdowns, 1 drop. 15 pancakes.

 

 

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9 minutes ago, SirA1 said:

Hail to the King Baby! Hopefully in your all star ballots.

Derrick Henry [15 GS]: 269 carries for 1,388 yards (5.16 YPC, 35 LNG), 12 touchdowns, 2 fumbles. 44 receptions for 424 yards (9.64 YPR, 25 LNG), 3 touchdowns, 7 drops.
Kyle Juszczyk [15 GS]: 21 carries for 101 yards (4.81 YPC, 16 LNG), 1 touchdown. 10 receptions for 125 yards (12.50 YPR, 28 LNG), 2 touchdowns, 1 drop. 15 pancakes.

 

 

pfft, 

Cole Kmet [15 GS]: 19 carries for 82 yards (4.32 YPC, 16 LNG), 0 touchdowns. 6 receptions for 48 yards (8.00 YPR, 14 LNG), 1 touchdown. 22 pancakes.  
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2 minutes ago, bcb1213 said:

pfft, 

Cole Kmet [15 GS]: 19 carries for 82 yards (4.32 YPC, 16 LNG), 0 touchdowns. 6 receptions for 48 yards (8.00 YPR, 14 LNG), 1 touchdown. 22 pancakes.  
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You are in a different conference.

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Q4, 0:53, 4th & 10 on the RIC 13: Patrick Mahomes checks the ball down and completes to George Kittle for 13 yards. Touchdown. Greg Zuerlein's extra point good. 

Q4, 0:41: Greg Zuerlein's kick through the back of the RIC endzone. Touchback. 

Possession now belongs to the Richmond Flying Squirrels.
Current score is Richmond Flying Squirrels 23, Rio de Janeiro Pirates 24. 

 

This is why I pay the man the extra tag.

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Standings

Cheesy Conference

Red Division

  1. Reykjavík Direwolves (11-4) xy
  2. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (8-7)
  3. Burlington Sock Puppets (8-7)
  4. Hanoi Viet Kongs (7-8) e
  5. Lancaster Fighting Amish (4-11) e

Blue Division

  1. Little Rock Uni Royals (10-4-1) xy
  2. Tokyo Samurai (9-6) x
  3. Tacoma Thunder (6-9) e
  4. Bowling Green Bighorns (5-10) e
  5. Anchorage Ukpiks (5-10) e

x - Clinched playoff berth.
y - Clinched division.
z - Clinched homefield advantage.
e - Eliminated from playoff contention.

 

WEEK 16 (Sat, August 13)
Richmond Flying Squirrels @ Pittston Waste Walruses
Greenland Polar Bears @ Phoenix Rattlers
Freiburg Venom @ New Zealand Blobfish
Indianapolis Predators @ Egypt Starfalls
Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Burlington Sock Puppets
Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Hanoi Viet Kongs
Tacoma Thunder @ Bowling Green Bighorns
Anchorage Ukpiks @ Tokyo Samurai
Scranton Papermakers @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas
Reykjavík Direwolves @ Little Rock Uni Royals

 

Game of the week?

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14 minutes ago, RuskieTitan said:
Q4, 0:53, 4th & 10 on the RIC 13: Patrick Mahomes checks the ball down and completes to George Kittle for 13 yards. Touchdown. Greg Zuerlein's extra point good. 

Q4, 0:41: Greg Zuerlein's kick through the back of the RIC endzone. Touchback. 

Possession now belongs to the Richmond Flying Squirrels.
Current score is Richmond Flying Squirrels 23, Rio de Janeiro Pirates 24. 

 

This is why I pay the man the extra tag.

Onside kick last week and now a 4th and 10th conversion. Daggers. 

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12 minutes ago, RuskieTitan said:

Standings

Cheesy Conference

Red Division

  1. Reykjavík Direwolves (11-4) xy
  2. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (8-7)
  3. Burlington Sock Puppets (8-7)
  4. Hanoi Viet Kongs (7-8) e
  5. Lancaster Fighting Amish (4-11) e

Blue Division

  1. Little Rock Uni Royals (10-4-1) xy
  2. Tokyo Samurai (9-6) x
  3. Tacoma Thunder (6-9) e
  4. Bowling Green Bighorns (5-10) e
  5. Anchorage Ukpiks (5-10) e

x - Clinched playoff berth.
y - Clinched division.
z - Clinched homefield advantage.
e - Eliminated from playoff contention.

 

WEEK 16 (Sat, August 13)
Richmond Flying Squirrels @ Pittston Waste Walruses
Greenland Polar Bears @ Phoenix Rattlers
Freiburg Venom @ New Zealand Blobfish
Indianapolis Predators @ Egypt Starfalls
Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Burlington Sock Puppets
Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Hanoi Viet Kongs
Tacoma Thunder @ Bowling Green Bighorns
Anchorage Ukpiks @ Tokyo Samurai
Scranton Papermakers @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas
Reykjavík Direwolves @ Little Rock Uni Royals

 

Game of the week?

definitely.. although the game for xyz is not far behind

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Me: "Hey Bill. Let's set RB1 Chance at 75 for this week... almost max it out. Really give Aaron Jones some work."

Belichick: "... no."

 

Aaron Jones: 12 carries for 44 yards (3.67 YPC, 11 LNG), 0 touchdowns.
Todd Gurley: 12 carries for 53 yards (4.42 YPC, 7 LNG), 1 touchdown.
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7 minutes ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

Me: "Hey Bill. Let's set RB1 Chance at 75 for this week... almost max it out. Really give Aaron Jones some work."

Belichick: "... no."

 

Aaron Jones: 12 carries for 44 yards (3.67 YPC, 11 LNG), 0 touchdowns.
Todd Gurley: 12 carries for 53 yards (4.42 YPC, 7 LNG), 1 touchdown.

clearly Bill knows what he's doing comparing the numbers

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