5K or Bust 2023 Edition

[ArcticNorseman]

Week #1:   Kirk Cousins (344)

Week #2:  Joe Burrow (241)

Week #3:  Baker Mayfield (146 . . . Oh, the ugliness!!!)

Week #4:  Matt Stafford (319)

Week #5:  Patrick Mahomes (281)

Week #6:  Josh Allen (169)

Week #7:  Derek Carr (301)

Week #8:  Jalen Hurts (319)

Week #9:  Zach Wilson (263)

Week #10:  Dak Prescott (404)

Week #11:  Sam Howell (256)

Week #12:  CJ Stroud (304)

Week #13:  Brock Purdy (314) 

Week #14:  Tua Tag (240)

Week #15:  Lamar Jackson (171)

Week #16:  Joe Flacco

**Running Total:  4,072

[VikeManDan]

Week 1: Justin Herbert (228)
Week 2: Josh Allen (274)
Week 3: Kirk Cousins (367)
Week 4: Russell Wilson (223)
Week 5: Matthew Stafford (222)
Week 6: Dak Prescott (272)
Week 7: Geno Smith (219)
Week 8: Jalen Hurts (319)
Week 9: Joe Burrow (348)
Week 10: Will Levis (199)
Week 11: Patrick Mahomes (177)
Week 12: C.J. Stroud (304)
Week 13: Tua Tagovailoa (280)
Week 14: Brock Purdy (368)
Week 15: Sam Howell (102)
Week 16: Nick Mullens (???)

TOTAL: 3902

[vike daddy]

Baker Mayfield

[vikesfan89]

Baker Mayfield  173

Week 2: Josh Allen 274

Week 3 : Kirk Cousins 367

Week 4: Russell Wilson 223

Week 5: Patrick Mahomes 306

Week 6: Justin fields 

Week 7: Justin Herbert

Week 8: Jared Goff

Week 9 : Joe burrow 

Week 10: dak Prescott

Week 11: cj Stroud 

Week 12: Joshua Dobbs

Week 13: Sam Howell 

Week 14: Tua

Week 15: Jordan love

Week 16: nick Mullens

[SteelKing728]

@viking 4836

@SteelKing728 4768

@Hunter2_1 4556

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@ArcticNorseman 4440

@VikeManDan 4313

@ThatJerkDave 4290

@swede700 4272

@marshpit23 4267

@sparkyjoe1 4260

@vikesfan89 4242

@meixdaddy_10 4228

@vike daddy 4080

@TitanSlim 3749

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Merry Christmas everyone! A huge week put a lot of you guys in striking range of the cutoff line with just 2 weeks to go! Splendid work, I say!

You need to average 278 yards every week to get 5000+ yards

If you see anything wrong, please let me know.

Please put the amount of passing yards your QB had for that week when you post, I'd greatly appreciate it. I also wouldn't mind if you added up your total for the week as well! This is not mandatory, but it greatly helps. Regardless, I verify what the totals were.

So, for instance, if you used Jameis Winston and then Derek Carr, it would look like this:

Week 1: Winston (194)

Week 2: Carr (198)

Total: 392

[SteelKing728]

Week 1: Goff (253)

Week 2: Herbert (305)

Week 3: Cousins (367)

Week 4: Josh Allen (320)

Week 5: Tua Tagovailoa (308)

Week 6: Stafford (226)

Week 7: Hurts (279)

Week 8: Carr (310)

Week 9: Mahomes (185)

Week 10:  Burrow (347)

Week 11: Howell (256)

Week 12: Prescott (331)

Week 13: Purdy (314)

Week 14: Love (218)

Week 15: Mayfield (381)

Week 16: Flacco (368)

Week 17: Stroud

Total: 4768

[ThatJerkDave]

Total:  4290

Week 1:  Kirk Cousins (344) Week 2:  Jared Goff (323)  Week 3 CJ Stroud (280)  Week 4: Russell Wilson (223)  Week 5 Patrick Mahomes (281) Week 6: Trevor Lawrence (181) Week 7:  Geno Smith (219)  Week 8:  Jordan Love (229)  Week 9:  Derek Carr (211)  Week 10:  Gardner Minshew (194) Week 11: Sam Howell (225)  Week 12:  Dak Prescott (331)  Week 13: Tua Tagovailoa (280) Week 14 Prock Purdy (368) Week 15 Matthew Stafford (258)  Week 16 Bryce Young (312)

Week 17 Nick Mullens vs Green Bay.  Until Joe Barry is fired, I am picking against the Packers defense.  He has allowed back-to-back NFC players of the week, and career days for such heavy weights as Tommy Devito and Baker Mayfield.  It is disgusting.  I am disgusted.  Bryce Young won't win NFC player of the week, but he had a career game.  The Packers gave up 300 yards and 4 TDs to a team that hadn't scored more than 20 points in 9 games.  Mullens is going for 250 if he is blind folded.  The only thing I don't know is whether Jefferson is going to get all 250 of those yards or if we are going to let a guy like Lucky Jackson have the game of his life.  It is still disgusting, and I am still disgusted.  

I need 700 yards to crack 5000.  Slim chance, but if anyone is up to that task, it is Joe Barry.

[vike daddy]

i just need some qb to give me a solid 675 yard game and i'm golden.

[marshpit23]

Week 1: Mahomes - 226

Week  2: J. Allen - 274

Week 3: K. Cousins - 367

Week 4: Herbert - 167

Week 5: Goff - 236

Week 6: Stafford - 226

Week 7: Tua - 216

Week 8:: L. Jackson - 157

Week 9: Burrow - 348

Week 10: Prescott - 404

Week 11: Howell - 256
Week 12: Stroud - 304

Week 13: Trevor Lawrence -

Week 14: Love

Week 15: Purdy

Week 16: Flacco

Week 17: Mayfield

 

@SteelKing728

Edited December 28, 2023 by marshpit23
Switch QB to Mayfield-week 17

[ThatJerkDave]

3 hours ago, vike daddy said:

i just need some qb to give me a solid 675 yard game and i'm golden.

Mullens and Fields in back to back games, like me.

I just wish that Joe Barry was an insufferable prick so it would be easier to hate him.

[TitanSlim]

On 12/20/2023 at 12:58 PM, TitanSlim said:

Week 1-Trevor Lawrence(241)
Week 2-Justin Herbert(305)
Week 3-Kirk Cousins(367)
Week 4-Joe Burrow(165)
Week 5-Jared Goff(236)
Week 6-Patrick Mahomes(306)
Week 7-Geno Smith(219)
Week 8-Lamar Jackson(157)
Week 9-Derek Carr(211)
Week 10-Baker Mayfield(278)
Week 11-Dak Prescott(189)
Week 12-Matt Stafford(229)
Week 13-Sam Howell(127)
Week 14-Tua Tagovailoa(240)
Week 15-Brock Purdy(242)
Week 16-Josh Allen(237)

Fun fact, 12 out the 16 times I picked a QB they finished under their average YPG.🙃

Keeping up with the trend....
Week 17-CJ Stroud

[ThatJerkDave]

On 12/25/2023 at 7:02 AM, ThatJerkDave said:

Total:  4290

Week 1:  Kirk Cousins (344) Week 2:  Jared Goff (323)  Week 3 CJ Stroud (280)  Week 4: Russell Wilson (223)  Week 5 Patrick Mahomes (281) Week 6: Trevor Lawrence (181) Week 7:  Geno Smith (219)  Week 8:  Jordan Love (229)  Week 9:  Derek Carr (211)  Week 10:  Gardner Minshew (194) Week 11: Sam Howell (225)  Week 12:  Dak Prescott (331)  Week 13: Tua Tagovailoa (280) Week 14 Prock Purdy (368) Week 15 Matthew Stafford (258)  Week 16 Bryce Young (312)

Week 17 Nick Mullens vs Green Bay.  Until Joe Barry is fired, I am picking against the Packers defense.  He has allowed back-to-back NFC players of the week, and career days for such heavy weights as Tommy Devito and Baker Mayfield.  It is disgusting.  I am disgusted.  Bryce Young won't win NFC player of the week, but he had a career game.  The Packers gave up 300 yards and 4 TDs to a team that hadn't scored more than 20 points in 9 games.  Mullens is going for 250 if he is blind folded.  The only thing I don't know is whether Jefferson is going to get all 250 of those yards or if we are going to let a guy like Lucky Jackson have the game of his life.  It is still disgusting, and I am still disgusted.  

I need 700 yards to crack 5000.  Slim chance, but if anyone is up to that task, it is Joe Barry.

I want to make a change to my selection.  I have a feeling that you guys are going with Hall.  I don't doubt that whomever it is will pass for a lot of yards, but I just don't know which one will play, and if the first guy struggles, if there isn't a QB change.  How Packers would it be to shut down a guy for a half only to get shredded by the replacement?  Don't answer that.

The other direction I am now going is still a back-up QB.  I want Jarrett Stidham vs the Chargers.  It is a home game, the Chargers stink, and Sean Payton is a prick, who would love to prove a point by making this dude go off for a million yards.  He went for 365 against the 49ers last season.  So I will throw out another fun Hail Mary pick.

 

[wcblack34]

8 hours ago, ThatJerkDave said:

I want to make a change to my selection.  I have a feeling that you guys are going with Hall.  I don't doubt that whomever it is will pass for a lot of yards, but I just don't know which one will play, and if the first guy struggles, if there isn't a QB change.  How Packers would it be to shut down a guy for a half only to get shredded by the replacement?  Don't answer that.

The other direction I am now going is still a back-up QB.  I want Jarrett Stidham vs the Chargers.  It is a home game, the Chargers stink, and Sean Payton is a prick, who would love to prove a point by making this dude go off for a million yards.  He went for 365 against the 49ers last season.  So I will throw out another fun Hail Mary pick.

 

Stop being a jerk, Dave. 

[Hunter2_1]

On 12/25/2023 at 12:40 PM, SteelKing728 said:

Week 1: Goff (253)

Week 2: Herbert (305)

Week 3: Cousins (367)

Week 4: Josh Allen (320)

Week 5: Tua Tagovailoa (308)

Week 6: Stafford (226)

Week 7: Hurts (279)

Week 8: Carr (310)

Week 9: Mahomes (185)

Week 10:  Burrow (347)

Week 11: Howell (256)

Week 12: Prescott (331)

Week 13: Purdy (314)

Week 14: Love (218)

Week 15: Mayfield (381)

Week 16: Flacco (368)

Week 17: Stroud

Total: 4768

Damn steel, you’ve smashed me out of second with that hot streak. Fair play 

[Hunter2_1]

week 1: Derek Carr  (305 yards)

week 2: Jared Goff (323 yards)

week 3: Patrick Mahomes (272 yard)

week 4: Justin Herbert (167 yards)

week 5:  CJ Stroud (249 yards)

week 6: Matt Stafford  (226 yards) 

week 7: Josh Allen (265 yards)

week8: Sam Howell (397 yards)

week 9: Joe Burrow (348 yards)

week 10: Dak Prescott (404 yards) 

week 11: Tua  (325 yards) 

week 12: Jordan Love (268 yards) 

week 13: Trevor Lawrence (258 yards)

week 14: Russell Wilson (224 yards)

week 15: Brock Purdy (242 yards) 

week 16: Baker Mayfield (283 yards)

week 17: Joe Flacco