Daniel Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 5 hours ago, Dome said: And making love. Nah, that's more about getting the other party drunk enough to agree to it. And that's not a date rape joke, more a joke about long term relationships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 10 minutes ago, Daniel said: Nah, that's more about getting the other party drunk enough to agree to it. And that's not a date rape joke, more a joke about long term relationships. If you dont bring a bottle of wine, you arent trying hard enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Matts4313 said: If you dont bring a box of wine, you arent trying hard enough. Fixed that for ya. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candyman93 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 (edited) So a guy spent $660 on 20k twitter bots so his “team” would make the final 4 on a Twitter poll https://mobile.twitter.com/keelanzpage/status/1113167250620592129 Edited April 3, 2019 by candyman93 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, candyman93 said: So a guy spent $660 on 20k twitter bots so his “team” would make the final 4 on a Twitter poll https://mobile.twitter.com/keelanzpage/status/1113167250620592129 I thought it was super weird that as small market a team as the Titans would get that far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFlaccoSeagulls Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 After 7 years of dating, I finally asked my girlfriend to only have sex with me for the rest of her life. Send thoughts and prayers. I'm now engaged. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, AFlaccoSeagulls said: After 7 years of dating, I finally asked my girlfriend to only have sex with me for the rest of her life. Send thoughts and prayers. I'm now engaged. Me and my girlfriend used to have sex too. Then she became my fiance. I'm sorry for your loss. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFlaccoSeagulls Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Daniel said: Me and my girlfriend used to have sex too. Then she became my fiance. I'm sorry for your loss. Luckily we've been at this part of the relationship for the past year so that's how I knew it was time to take the next step. It's like when you want to be promoted but you're already doing work at that level so it's just a no-brainer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, Daniel said: 7 minutes ago, AFlaccoSeagulls said: fter 7 years of dating, I finally asked my girlfriend to only have sex with me for the rest of her life. Send thoughts and prayers. I'm now engaged. Me and my girlfriend used to have sex too. Then she became my fiance. I'm sorry for your loss. You hold up the ring when you propose, look them in the eyes and say: "I want to have this much sex with you for the rest of my life (ring)" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFlaccoSeagulls Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 47 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: You hold up the ring when you propose, look them in the eyes and say: "I want to have this much sex with you for the rest of my life (ring)" I wanted this to be verbatim what I said when I knelt, but I felt she wouldn't understand the reference 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 I love watching cooking shows/competitions. Beat Bobby Flay, Master Chef, whatever. I think it would be awesome if they released and uncut version online. Were the 45 minute cooking challenge was a full 45 minutes and you got to see all the intricacies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
titansNvolsR#1 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 11 hours ago, candyman93 said: So a guy spent $660 on 20k twitter bots so his “team” would make the final 4 on a Twitter poll https://mobile.twitter.com/keelanzpage/status/1113167250620592129 Oh man, that stream of comments below it is pure gold. People really care about this stuff, don't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 hour ago, titansNvolsR#1 said: 13 hours ago, candyman93 said: So a guy spent $660 on 20k twitter bots so his “team” would make the final 4 on a Twitter poll https://mobile.twitter.com/keelanzpage/status/1113167250620592129 Oh man, that stream of comments below it is pure gold. People really care about this stuff, don't they? I’m more annoyed by the people chastising him for not giving it to charity or random poor people in his city. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 11 hours ago, AFlaccoSeagulls said: After 7 years of dating, I finally asked my girlfriend to only have sex with me for the rest of her life. Send thoughts and prayers. I'm now engaged. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 11 hours ago, AFlaccoSeagulls said: Send thoughts and prayers. I'm now engaged. I hope that you pulled out the ring, sighed heavily, and said "You win". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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