Dome Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 @The Orca made his way onto the ship. A bulky cannon was tied to a chain around his neck, he drug it up the gangway onto dome's fine vessel. "YAAARRRRG!" he growled "I'm Thirsty Jack! Also known as 'Two Stomach'" "Thirst means horny." "NAAARRRRG! Me not haaaaarny! YAAAARG! Me just THIRRRRSTY!" "Ok. Please sit down with Helga." "I'll plunder any booty! And will go toe to toe with any naval seaman!" "Naval, what?" "I drink rum and have big guns." "Oh. You're hired." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 @Pickle Rick made his way onto the ship. He waved to his brother who had already made it aboard. There was a large bulge in his pants, he reeked of rum and gunpowder. "YAAARRRRG!" he growled "I'm Captain Nova." "You're, what?" "Cap-" "No. I am the Captain now. You're just Nova." "I'm Just Nova. I have this thing" *Nova taps bulge in pants* "It can shoot a massive load anywhere." He reached inside his pants. "Oh god no" Nova pulled out a 9" blunderbuss. "See? ..... I also have a demon inside of me. Ok bye." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 @rackcs was next. "Ahoy partner. M'name's Filthy Johnson. You can call me Dirty D!ck for short!" "Well finally, a normal every day pirate. Welcome aboard!" "I'll stick it in just about anything. I also don't bathe." "Sounds about right. Welcome aboard." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 @bcb1213 strolled up, he was wearing a pinstripe suit several hundred year before it's time. "Eh boss. Who's in charge around 'ere? Huh? You?" he had a Boston accent, but nobody knew what that was yet. "Uh. Uh... me?" dome was confused. "You can call me Johnny Big Bang. You eva seen War Games?" "I don't know what any of that means." "You know dat ol' game Battleships? They made it into a movie, and it was about ME! I'm da one dat beat dem damn aliens!" Dome just stared at him until eventually Johnny Big Bang left. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 @Llamalover followed bcb. "Hello. I'm Tiny 'Hot Milk' Peter. If it ain't white, it ain't right. You know what it is." "Uh... you can't say that." "I can say whatever I want and you and your little pecker can't do nothing to stop me. I'll kill you if you try. " Llama lover took a seat next to his brother, Filthy Johnson. "Really, you can't say any of that. I won't tolerat-" dome was too late with his rebuke. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 @daboyle250 drunkely stumbled up towards the Captain. "Yer mum." "Excuse me?" "Yer mum." "Who are you?" "Daboyle Two Fiddy. Yer mum." "I hate you, please sit down." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 @squire12 shuffled up the walkway onto the boat. His frail body could barely move. "Ahoy." his voice cracked. "Oh dear." Squire pulled an orange wedge from his pocket and began to suck on it, "for the scurv" he said. His eyes watered from the tartness of the orange. "It's pretty spicy" he said through his tears. "Oh dear." "I'm Scuvylegs." "I see that." "I have Scurvy" "I see that. Please, go sit down." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 I seriously need to leave this site for good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazgul Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Someone write mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 i am in 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tugboat Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Is this game full? Or is there room for another privateer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKillerNacho Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 27 minutes ago, Tugboat said: Is this game full? Or is there room for another privateer? Go talk to Captain Dome. He let Helga on board, so he still look for scallywag. Helga will go comtemplate navel now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcb1213 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 G7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 "I AM VICTARION GREYJOY! SON OF QUELLON, LORD OF THE IRON ISLANDS!" @Malfatron was yelling before he'd even reached the boat."I'VE COMMANDED THE IRON FLEET AGAINST THE LANNISTERS! AND FOUGHT BRAVELY FOR MY PEOPLE!" "I don't have HBO." Malf stopped shouting, and looked at dome with disappointment. "Well, there's a wiki." Dome shrugged and pointed malf away. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) @SwAg followed Mr. Greyjoy up to the ship's main deck. "Well hello there" Swag walked up and gently rested his hand on Dome's knee. Dome squirmed uncomfortably. "Who... who are you?" "The names Swagilicious, and I've been working around seamen my entire life." "I bet you have." "No wood foot on me, but I'm always beggin' for a peggin'." "I bet." "My knees are almost worn out at the old age of 28, looking to hit the open seas and give 'em a break." "Yeah, I'm sure they'll get a break on a ship full of horny pirates. Please, take a seat." "Can I make a joke about Brokeback Matt's ex-wife?" "No. No you can't." "Alright then, see you in a bit!" Swagilicious winked and skipped over to a stool before turning it upside down and taking a seat. (Application courtesy of @theuntouchable) Edited October 8, 2019 by Dome 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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