jrry32 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Just now, Matts4313 said: I throw dildos like a bills fans, so you all better watch the f out. Tell'm @jrry32 The only one impervious to Matts' attacks seems to be Tom Brady lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, Dome said: A pink phallic object sat contently in Matt's sword sheath. Why did I think ET would need to see mine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, jrry32 said: The only one impervious to Matts' attacks seems to be Tom Brady lol. Originally I went a very different direction, but now we need an Aaron Rodgers to go along with @Matts4313 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Why did I think ET would need to see mine. Most of us on this website have a sense of humor. This is the one place that we can call each other every bad name in the book and get away with it. Should make it doubly offensive. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 @ET80 followed matts. Dome had JUST got his hat back over his face when ET interrupted him again. "AHOY! My named ET-Matey! Get it?! It's like ET80, but different!!!" "Cool." Dome wasn't amused. "I'm good with balls." ET added. "Oh." "Cannonballs." ET added for clarification. "Sure guy, sure." "Is there any coconut juice around? I'm absolutely PARCHED." "Please just go sit down somewhere. Like, WAY over there." ET sulked to the corner and sat down next to matts. (Application courtesy of @Nazgul) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Originally I went a very different direction, but now we need an Aaron Rodgers to go along with @Matts4313 I need to be the beard to A Rod as he continually Fs me over. Time and again. No Lube? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 @Dome you want the one I sent @ET80? If there's any hint of how similar it is to the first two, his name is Davey Jones' Closet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 @D82 To many gay jokes in here. Write up @SwAg's. He is a lesbian french communist fan that roots for the Dolphins simply so that he can pull the "dolphin" on others. Sadichist. Write his bio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: @Dome you want the one I sent @ET80? If there's any hint of how similar it is to the first two, his name is Davey Jones' Closet. too late. nazgul beat you to the punch. Edited October 8, 2019 by Dome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrry32 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: I need to be the beard to A Rod as he continually Fs me over. Time and again. No Lube? You better be pitching, because we both know in the playoffs, the refs aren't giving you the catch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazgul Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 ET-Matey! It's clever and lame at the same time! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 Just now, jrry32 said: You better be pitching, because we both know in the playoffs, the refs aren't giving you the catch. Well played Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted October 8, 2019 Author Share Posted October 8, 2019 5 hours ago, Dome said: Signups: 66: @TheKillerNacho 1: @Counselor 2: @SwAg 3: @Matts4313 as Brokeback Matts 4: @rackcs 13: @Pickle Rick 16: @The Orca 5: @Nazgul 6: @Llamalover 16: @MWil23 7: @bcb1213 8: @daboyle250 9: @squire12 10: @theuntouchable 11: @ET80 as ET-matey 12: @Ragnarok Two down! Neither application was sent by the player themselves, so I'm calling it a free for all. First application I get designated to a player (regardless of who sends it) is what I'm going with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 The potential for hissy fits and crying increased tenfold in my absence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted October 8, 2019 Share Posted October 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Dome said: Two down! Neither application was sent by the player themselves, so I'm calling it a free for all. First application I get designated to a player (regardless of who sends it) is what I'm going with. "like" Just now, SwAg said: The potential for hissy fits and crying increased tenfold in my absence. Most of us arent lil btches. You wouldnt get it. (im kidding and I hope you realize that, I can stop if you want me too) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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