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FF King of The Forum I: Final Three


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1 hour ago, SwAg said:

fake nagas don’t want none.

@SwAg

Funny you talk about fake nags when you spent a year hitting on a dude you thought had a vag

 

I'm here taking this game under siege 

You're over there like Laron Landry 

Ate himself out the league 

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@rackcs

So you're a Steelers fan, which means you like Big Ben, and approve of his actions. You also are a big Pokemon fan and love the new Aladdin movie. I got to try to look you up and find out why you are in jail. 

You post way too much on these forum games, and you have trouble relating to people. You seem like a loser. But because this is an internet message board, I can't tell if you smell.

You like a lot of my posts. But I hate you and I hope you get Ebola

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@mission27


Here, is where I ask for an explicit definition,

Of this stampcrab edition of the fool named Mission ,

please excuse his late circumcision, he’s in the midst of a transition, 

Tryin to become a lickarse rendition of Kim Kardashian, 

now, some would say I’m a cretin but lo and behold; there’s a reason,

I used to be decent; a genius but now? I’m an evil demon with freedom,

but you?
You’re the type to brag about a threesome; truth is, 

you ****ed a pregnant chick and some dudes secretion, 

you’re a shot-clog, not a boss Hogg, unworthy of a Russian gulag, 

a gob****e a poor white suppresed zounderkite,

so before you come at me with your scobberlotcher rhymes, 

write em, read em and go over em 10 times, 

cause this is it, you better come with the entire kit and caboodle, 

even though it’s truly futile, Cause you ain’t nothin but a silly fopdoodle. 

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6 hours ago, ET80 said:

How bad was @The LBC as a global mod? So bad that I had to be brought back to this God forsaken place to clean **** up...

@ET80 likes to lie to everyone and tell them he "stepped aside" but he never tells anyone why.  He got so strung out and needed a fix, so he jumped into the pen at the Houston Zoo and tried to milk a panda.  A couple of fun facts:

1) Ling Ling wasn't a girl panda.
2) That wasn't panda "milk" he suckled.
3) The panda still mauled ET so badly they changed its name to Sweet Sweetback, and ET was checked into the hospital under the name "Sweet Sweetback's Sweetboy."

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1 hour ago, The LBC said:

@ET80 likes to lie to everyone and tell them he "stepped aside" but he never tells anyone why.  He got so strung out and needed a fix, so he jumped into the pen at the Houston Zoo and tried to milk a panda.  A couple of fun facts:

1) Ling Ling wasn't a girl panda.
2) That wasn't panda "milk" he suckled.
3) The panda still mauled ET so badly they changed its name to Sweet Sweetback, and ET was checked into the hospital under the name "Sweet Sweetback's Sweetboy."

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Raise your hand if you get this reference - the Panda Milk phase was back when the Rams were in St. Louis (aka... relevant) and when LBC here was a Chargers fan.

So, here we are now and we can determine the following:

- The Rams suck.

- The Chargers suck.

- The joke is old.

- The LBC isn't relevant... or funny.

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