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25 minutes ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said:

I Dont Believe You Will Ferrell GIF

Longer version: I was pulled over after a 13 hr shift cause I drifted over the white line in town. My place of work is a bar, so I was given a DUI test but I don’t drink and drive so it came back empty. Then he asked if I smoke weed (maybe to test if I was still driving under an influence) but I said no. He then said I should consider it because it supposedly deters omicron. It was after I explained I have no immune system and stuff. He was polite and we talked about local covid impact and stuff. 
 

Regardless, I always get these weird conversations from people, especially professionals. Like I went to Verizon once to get a phone and the employee went on about how his wife divorced him and took everything. I could go without these convos. 

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6 minutes ago, Ty21 said:

Longer version: I was pulled over after a 13 hr shift cause I drifted over the white line in town. My place of work is a bar, so I was given a DUI test but I don’t drink and drive so it came back empty. Then he asked if I smoke weed (maybe to test if I was still driving under an influence) but I said no. He then said I should consider it because it supposedly deters omicron. It was after I explained I have no immune system and stuff. He was polite and we talked about local covid impact and stuff. 
 

Regardless, I always get these weird conversations from people, especially professionals. Like I went to Verizon once to get a phone and the employee went on about how his wife divorced him and took everything.

Well when you add the context it’s not nearly as humorous.

6 minutes ago, Ty21 said:

I could go without these convos. 

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50 minutes ago, Ty21 said:

Longer version: I was pulled over after a 13 hr shift cause I drifted over the white line in town. My place of work is a bar, so I was given a DUI test but I don’t drink and drive so it came back empty. Then he asked if I smoke weed (maybe to test if I was still driving under an influence) but I said no. He then said I should consider it because it supposedly deters omicron. It was after I explained I have no immune system and stuff. He was polite and we talked about local covid impact and stuff. 
 

Regardless, I always get these weird conversations from people, especially professionals. Like I went to Verizon once to get a phone and the employee went on about how his wife divorced him and took everything. I could go without these convos. 

Sounds like you got an interesting story out of it at least.

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3 hours ago, DontTazeMeBro said:

Came to casino boat to bet on Buffalo. Lost $300 in 30 minutes at ultimate Texas holdem and I’m strongly considering not placing the bet because I don’t want to have to come back to this boat to collect.

So I lost another $300 then bet a 3 team parlay so I don’t have to come back unless it’s to pick up a **** load

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1 hour ago, DontTazeMeBro said:

So I lost another $300 then bet a 3 team parlay so I don’t have to come back unless it’s to pick up a **** load

Would you like me to teach you the basics of Texas Holdem? Cause it sounds like you are terrible at it. Or maybe just very unlucky with big bets. 

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32 minutes ago, Matts4313 said:

Would you like me to teach you the basics of Texas Holdem? Cause it sounds like you are terrible at it. Or maybe just very unlucky with big bets. 

This is ultimate Texas hold ‘em. It’s like Texas hold ‘em but like black jack in a sense that you’re competing against the dealer. I’m actually pretty solid at regular Texas holdem

And now that I’m done lying to myself, the basics of hold em

you’re dealt two cards, then there’s a round of betting. Dealer deals 3 cards face up. Another round of betting. Another card. Another round of betting. 5th card. Final round of betting. And you use the 7 cards( your two and the 5 on the board) to make the best 5 card poker hand.

 

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On 1/21/2022 at 3:44 PM, DontTazeMeBro said:

So I lost another $300 then bet a 3 team parlay so I don’t have to come back unless it’s to pick up a **** load

And there goes another $500. Fun weekend. 
 

Free drinks at the casino and an inner voice saying”you’ll get your W2 in a couple weeks don’t be a 🐈” lol

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