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Team PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA OR DR
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 13.853 5 0 1.000 43 145 102 2 2
Freiburg Venom 13.417 3 2 0.600 35 131 96 6 1
Richmond Flying Squirrels 12.144 4 1 0.800 29 149 120 1 8
Indianapolis Predators 11.098 3 2 0.600 20 140 120 3 8
Reykjavík Direwolves 10.144 4 1 0.800 13 132 119 5 7
Norway Knights 9.995 3 2 0.600 11 120 109 11 4
Burlington Sock Puppets 9.844 2 3 0.400 10 118 108 12 3
Little Rock Uni Royals 9.672 4 1 0.800 10 130 120 7 8
Scranton Papermakers 7.658 3 2 0.600 -2 123 125 10 14
Cox's Bazar Freedom Fighters 7.625 2 3 0.400 -2 112 114 15 5
Egypt Starfalls 6.928 2 3 0.400 -6 115 121 14 12
New Zealand Blobfish 6.342 4 1 0.800 -9 109 118 16 6
Hanoi Viet Kongs 6.304 1 4 0.200 -11 130 141 7 18
Pittston Waste Walruses 5.949 2 3 0.400 -13 125 138 9 17
Tacoma Thunder 5.851 2 3 0.400 -15 137 152 4 20
Phoenix Rattlers 5.823 2 3 0.400 -12 108 120 18 8
Lancaster Fighting Amish 4.515 1 4 0.200 -21 109 130 16 15
Nassau Sea Wolves 4.355 1 4 0.200 -21 103 124 19 13
Antarctica Penguin Poppers 4.338 1 4 0.200 -24 117 141 13 18
Anchorage Moose 2.615 1 4 0.200 -35 97 132 20 16

 

5 weeks in.. Bad luck for Venom to only be 3-2. Blobfish and Kongs being 4-1 and 1-4 is one of the bigger differentials for two teams of similar pwnys

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Would this team go 16-0 or would the RNG cause them to slip?

QB: Patrick Mahomes (KC)
RB: Derrick Henry (TEN), Jonathan Taylor (IND)
FB: Jack Doyle (IND)
TE: Travis Kelce (KC)
WR: Davante Adams (LV), Tyreek Hill (KC), Cooper Kupp (LAR)
OT: Trent Williams (SF), Terron Armstead (NO)
OG: Quenton Nelson (IND), Zack Martin (DAL)
C; Jason Kelce (PHI)
DE: Myles Garrett (CLE), T.J. Watt (PIT)
DT: Aaron Donald (LAR), DeForest Buckner (IND)
OLB: Darius Leonard (IND), Micah Parsons (DAL)
MLB: Fred Warner (SF)
CB: Jalen Ramsey (LAR), Jaire Alexander (GB)
SS: Derwin James Jr. (LAC)
FS: Budda Baker (ARI)

I put this together quickly, not necessarily the best guys at their positions. 

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17 minutes ago, Tk3 said:

5 weeks in.. Bad luck for Venom to only be 3-2. Blobfish and Kongs being 4-1 and 1-4 is one of the bigger differentials for two teams of similar pwnys

This pretty much sums up my losses. Had chances to win those games.

Q4, 0:10, 1st & Goal on the LAN 6: Matthew Stafford throws incomplete to the endzone. Jabrill Peppers on the coverage. 
Q4, 0:03, 2nd & Goal on the LAN 6: Matthew Stafford throws incomplete to the outside. Patrick Peterson on the coverage. 
End of game.

 

Q4, 1:55, 3rd & 8 on the IND 27: Matthew Stafford throws incomplete deep. William Jackson III on the coverage. 
Q4, 1:49, 4th & 8 on the IND 27: Matthew Stafford throws incomplete to the outside. Cordarrelle Patterson drops the ball. 
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8 minutes ago, SirA1 said:

This pretty much sums up my losses. Had chances to win those games.


Q4, 0:10, 1st & Goal on the LAN 6: Matthew Stafford throws incomplete to the endzone. Jabrill Peppers on the coverage. 
Q4, 0:03, 2nd & Goal on the LAN 6: Matthew Stafford throws incomplete to the outside. Patrick Peterson on the coverage. 
End of game.

 


Q4, 1:55, 3rd & 8 on the IND 27: Matthew Stafford throws incomplete deep. William Jackson III on the coverage. 
Q4, 1:49, 4th & 8 on the IND 27: Matthew Stafford throws incomplete to the outside. Cordarrelle Patterson drops the ball. 

You use up all your good luck on the games you play me.

 

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15 minutes ago, swoosh said:

Would this team go 16-0 or would the RNG cause them to slip?

QB: Patrick Mahomes (KC)
RB: Derrick Henry (TEN), Jonathan Taylor (IND)
FB: Jack Doyle (IND)
TE: Travis Kelce (KC)
WR: Davante Adams (LV), Tyreek Hill (KC), Cooper Kupp (LAR)
OT: Trent Williams (SF), Terron Armstead (NO)
OG: Quenton Nelson (IND), Zack Martin (DAL)
C; Jason Kelce (PHI)
DE: Myles Garrett (CLE), T.J. Watt (PIT)
DT: Aaron Donald (LAR), DeForest Buckner (IND)
OLB: Darius Leonard (IND), Micah Parsons (DAL)
MLB: Fred Warner (SF)
CB: Jalen Ramsey (LAR), Jaire Alexander (GB)
SS: Derwin James Jr. (LAC)
FS: Budda Baker (ARI)

I put this together quickly, not necessarily the best guys at their positions. 

Nacho's done sims of super teams before and I think they go like .800 or something like that.

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4 minutes ago, bucsfan333 said:

Nacho's done sims of super teams before and I think they go like .800 or something like that.

Interesting. That would put them at 13-3. I only went back three seasons, but the teams with the best record all finished at 13-3. 

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42 minutes ago, swoosh said:

Would this team go 16-0 or would the RNG cause them to slip?

QB: Patrick Mahomes (KC)
RB: Derrick Henry (TEN), Jonathan Taylor (IND)
FB: Jack Doyle (IND)
TE: Travis Kelce (KC)
WR: Davante Adams (LV), Tyreek Hill (KC), Cooper Kupp (LAR)
OT: Trent Williams (SF), Terron Armstead (NO)
OG: Quenton Nelson (IND), Zack Martin (DAL)
C; Jason Kelce (PHI)
DE: Myles Garrett (CLE), T.J. Watt (PIT)
DT: Aaron Donald (LAR), DeForest Buckner (IND)
OLB: Darius Leonard (IND), Micah Parsons (DAL)
MLB: Fred Warner (SF)
CB: Jalen Ramsey (LAR), Jaire Alexander (GB)
SS: Derwin James Jr. (LAC)
FS: Budda Baker (ARI)

I put this together quickly, not necessarily the best guys at their positions. 

Probably slip up and go 15-1

Josh Allen at QB? 16-0

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4 hours ago, swoosh said:

Would this team go 16-0 or would the RNG cause them to slip?

QB: Patrick Mahomes (KC)
RB: Derrick Henry (TEN), Jonathan Taylor (IND)
FB: Jack Doyle (IND)
TE: Travis Kelce (KC)
WR: Davante Adams (LV), Tyreek Hill (KC), Cooper Kupp (LAR)
OT: Trent Williams (SF), Terron Armstead (NO)
OG: Quenton Nelson (IND), Zack Martin (DAL)
C; Jason Kelce (PHI)
DE: Myles Garrett (CLE), T.J. Watt (PIT)
DT: Aaron Donald (LAR), DeForest Buckner (IND)
OLB: Darius Leonard (IND), Micah Parsons (DAL)
MLB: Fred Warner (SF)
CB: Jalen Ramsey (LAR), Jaire Alexander (GB)
SS: Derwin James Jr. (LAC)
FS: Budda Baker (ARI)

I put this together quickly, not necessarily the best guys at their positions. 

6-10, GM fired, owner put in jail for capping the RNG

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1 minute ago, The Orca said:
4 hours ago, swoosh said:

Would this team go 16-0 or would the RNG cause them to slip?

QB: Patrick Mahomes (KC)
RB: Derrick Henry (TEN), Jonathan Taylor (IND)
FB: Jack Doyle (IND)
TE: Travis Kelce (KC)
WR: Davante Adams (LV), Tyreek Hill (KC), Cooper Kupp (LAR)
OT: Trent Williams (SF), Terron Armstead (NO)
OG: Quenton Nelson (IND), Zack Martin (DAL)
C; Jason Kelce (PHI)
DE: Myles Garrett (CLE), T.J. Watt (PIT)
DT: Aaron Donald (LAR), DeForest Buckner (IND)
OLB: Darius Leonard (IND), Micah Parsons (DAL)
MLB: Fred Warner (SF)
CB: Jalen Ramsey (LAR), Jaire Alexander (GB)
SS: Derwin James Jr. (LAC)
FS: Budda Baker (ARI)

I put this together quickly, not necessarily the best guys at their positions. 

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6-10, GM fired, owner put in jail for capping the RNG

Let @The Orca run the team and I guarantee you the team goes 1-15

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13 hours ago, Tk3 said:

 

Team PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA OR DR
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 13.853 5 0 1.000 43 145 102 2 2
Freiburg Venom 13.417 3 2 0.600 35 131 96 6 1
Richmond Flying Squirrels 12.144 4 1 0.800 29 149 120 1 8
Indianapolis Predators 11.098 3 2 0.600 20 140 120 3 8
Reykjavík Direwolves 10.144 4 1 0.800 13 132 119 5 7
Norway Knights 9.995 3 2 0.600 11 120 109 11 4
Burlington Sock Puppets 9.844 2 3 0.400 10 118 108 12 3
Little Rock Uni Royals 9.672 4 1 0.800 10 130 120 7 8
Scranton Papermakers 7.658 3 2 0.600 -2 123 125 10 14
Cox's Bazar Freedom Fighters 7.625 2 3 0.400 -2 112 114 15 5
Egypt Starfalls 6.928 2 3 0.400 -6 115 121 14 12
New Zealand Blobfish 6.342 4 1 0.800 -9 109 118 16 6
Hanoi Viet Kongs 6.304 1 4 0.200 -11 130 141 7 18
Pittston Waste Walruses 5.949 2 3 0.400 -13 125 138 9 17
Tacoma Thunder 5.851 2 3 0.400 -15 137 152 4 20
Phoenix Rattlers 5.823 2 3 0.400 -12 108 120 18 8
Lancaster Fighting Amish 4.515 1 4 0.200 -21 109 130 16 15
Nassau Sea Wolves 4.355 1 4 0.200 -21 103 124 19 13
Antarctica Penguin Poppers 4.338 1 4 0.200 -24 117 141 13 18
Anchorage Moose 2.615 1 4 0.200 -35 97 132 20 16

 

5 weeks in.. Bad luck for Venom to only be 3-2. Blobfish and Kongs being 4-1 and 1-4 is one of the bigger differentials for two teams of similar pwnys

How are the OR/DR done? Is it just total points for or against? How does a defensive TD affect the OR rankings?

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