MWil23 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 29 minutes ago, ET80 said: @LETSGOBROWNIES! @Forge! @Malfatron! @MWil23! @ramssuperbowl99! @Dome (doubt he shows up, he's been doing a lot of Yoga... Instructors). ASSEMBLE! THERE IS A TROUBLING MATTER AFOOT! As the League of Five Figure likes, we have a new member joining recently - @Outpost31. I don't know how he got there, but... I dunno about you, but I can't see him fitting into the secret Tea and Crumpets parties we have. He doesn't like himself, how did he get OTHERS to like him!? (Not naming names, but - you fell asleep at the wheel, @Forge, early warning protocol was on YOU!) SO... What the hell do we do? Can we pretend we're not home when he finds the Five Figure clubhouse? How about a variant of "The No Homer's Club" like on the Stonecutters episode? Or ...do we take our cyanide pills now? I need potential solutions by EOD today. This is a crisis... @ramssuperbowl99 @ET80 @Dome @Forge @Malfatron @LETSGOBROWNIES @Outpost31 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 18 minutes ago, MWil23 said: @ramssuperbowl99 @ET80 @Dome @Forge @Malfatron @LETSGOBROWNIES @Outpost31 I've always pictured us as The Avengers... - I'm Captain America because I'm racist. - @Malfatron is Iron Man because he maths good and Tony Stark probably maths good too. - @LETSGOBROWNIES is Black Widow because he's a hot piece of ***. - @Forge is Wanda Witch because he's a younger (but legal) hot piece of *** - @ramssuperbowl99 is Vision because he's smart and probably isn't human. - @Dome is Thor, I guess? He's been hit in the head with a hammer before, that's sorta close. Right? - If I'm being honest with myself, @Outpost31 would be a good Hulk. He's always angry, he seems like somebody Jeff Goldblum would like... and my racist radar tells me he's green skinned. He also comes off as a person who might own a bow and arrow, so Hawkeye is on the table. So, we got options here. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, ET80 said: I've always pictured us as The Avengers... - I'm Captain America because I'm racist. - @Malfatron is Iron Man because he maths good and Tony Stark probably maths good too. - @LETSGOBROWNIES is Black Widow because he's a hot piece of ***. - @Forge is Wanda Witch because he's a younger (but legal) hot piece of *** - @ramssuperbowl99 is Vision because he's smart and probably isn't human. - @Dome is Thor, I guess? He's been hit in the head with a hammer before, that's sorta close. Right? - If I'm being honest with myself, @Outpost31 would be a good Hulk. He's always angry, he seems like somebody Jeff Goldblum would like... and my racist radar tells me he's green skinned. He also comes off as a person who might own a bow and arrow, so Hawkeye is on the table. So, we got options here. I like it! Hulk definitely fits. Also, counselor is on deck for 5 digits, so keep a role on mind for him too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Just now, Malfatron said: Also, counselor is on deck for 5 digits, so keep a role on mind for him too War Machine - a sad and contrived version of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 1 minute ago, ET80 said: War Machine - a sad and contrived version of you. hmmm @Dome will always be War Hammer to me 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacReady Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 I’m Batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 9 minutes ago, ET80 said: I'm Captain America because I'm racist. Quoting for visibility. 9 minutes ago, ET80 said: - @ramssuperbowl99 is Vision because he's smart and probably isn't human. Better than Hawkeye. I'll take it? Also since there's time travel in the Avengers now, nothing matters so I'm not really dead. That's cool. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Outpost31 said: I’m Batman. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PARROTHEAD Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Im cheering for the pill. Or at least to do this to the clubhouse... https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aGpx7Vw_460svav1.mp4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 38 minutes ago, Outpost31 said: I’m Batman. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE GOOD THINGS! SOMEONE GET ME MY CYANIDE PILLS AND A GLASS OF SINGLE MALT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 1 hour ago, ET80 said: I've always pictured us as The Avengers... - I'm Captain America because I'm racist. - @Malfatron is Iron Man because he maths good and Tony Stark probably maths good too. - @LETSGOBROWNIES is Black Widow because he's a hot piece of ***. - @Forge is Wanda Witch because he's a younger (but legal) hot piece of *** - @ramssuperbowl99 is Vision because he's smart and probably isn't human. - @Dome is Thor, I guess? He's been hit in the head with a hammer before, that's sorta close. Right? - If I'm being honest with myself, @Outpost31 would be a good Hulk. He's always angry, he seems like somebody Jeff Goldblum would like... and my racist radar tells me he's green skinned. He also comes off as a person who might own a bow and arrow, so Hawkeye is on the table. So, we got options here. Oh no...does that somehow make me Iron Man by default? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 1 minute ago, MWil23 said: Oh no...does that somehow make me Iron Man by default? Aw hell... Hawkeye. Hawkeye. Hawkeye, are you happy!? Next time, @ yourself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 7 minutes ago, ET80 said: Aw hell... Hawkeye. Hawkeye. Hawkeye, are you happy!? Next time, @ yourself! The banter between me and @LETSGOBROWNIES fits that of Hawkeye and Black Widow I suppose. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Outpost31 said: I’m Batman. If you're any DC comic book "hero", you're Aquaman. And not Jason Mamoa...this guy: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Just now, MWil23 said: If you're any DC comic book "hero", you're Aquaman. And not Jason Mamoa...this guy: the 2nd gif eerily matches outposts description of his bathroom habits 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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