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1 hour ago, Hockey5djh said:

Hey gents, I haven't been on here as frequently recently because of a pregnant wife (and busy job) but....my wife just gave birth to our first child Tuesday!! Add me to the dad crew

Come on impregnating a woman doesn't take that much time. 5-10 minutes tops. Your excuses are invalid

 

 

 

 

 

 

and congrats. 

ps. Don't shake the baby. Apparently it is bad for them

 

 

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6 hours ago, Hockey5djh said:

Hey gents, I haven't been on here as frequently recently because of a pregnant wife (and busy job) but....my wife just gave birth to our first child Tuesday!! Add me to the dad crew

Welcome to the my child was born when the Eagles were World Champions club

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On 11/1/2018 at 6:07 PM, Blahstoise said:
On 11/1/2018 at 11:39 AM, Hockey5djh said:

Hey gents, I haven't been on here as frequently recently because of a pregnant wife (and busy job) but....my wife just gave birth to our first child Tuesday!! Add me to the dad crew

Welcome to the my child was born when the Eagles were World Champions club

bandwagon frauds

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On 11/1/2018 at 11:39 AM, Hockey5djh said:

Hey gents, I haven't been on here as frequently recently because of a pregnant wife (and busy job) but....my wife just gave birth to our first child Tuesday!! Add me to the dad crew

hmmmm didn't we win the Super Bowl about 9 months ago... ;)

 

Congrats man!

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27 minutes ago, Nabbs4u said:

All these damn SB Babies being born. When are they doing a Eagles version of that Broncos commercial?

Only took a SB Win for your sh!t to swim upstream. Congrats Gents!

My swimmers have been in Super Bowl form since the beginning of the Chip Kelly disaster 

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30 minutes ago, EaglesPeteC said:

My swimmers have been in Super Bowl form since the beginning of the Chip Kelly disaster 

Mine were probably drunk but still swimming despite the drinking binge I was on back in 2004. Damn Spy Gate!

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I'm at competition with my students this weekend and all of the decent hotels were booked up for like 3 college homecommings happening this weekend, so we got stuck at a Motel 6.

Based on my experience, I have come up with several new slogans for the company.

"Motel 6: Where we haven't updated or cleaned since the 70's."

"Motel 6: Because water pressure is for chumps." 

"Motel 6: Come for the bed. Stay for the overpowering smell of cigarettes."

"Motel 6: Where that giant stain in the hallway is likey not blood?"

"Motel 6: Clean sheets upon request."

"Motel 6: Best case scenario those holes in your comforter are cigarette burns."

"Motel 6: Where those flights of stairs ARE an elevator if you beleive in yourself."

 

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2 hours ago, ninjapirate said:

I wonder if Carson wentz ever thinks about how many babies in philadelphia have been named after him 

I heard on the radio some guy named his kid Wentz Nicholas Jonathon (whatever last name). After Carson, Foles and his friend that passed away. 

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