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11 hours ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said:

And, on a side note, brace yourselves for the wall of text @Mind Character is gonna throw at us.

Over/under on the use of the word charlatan is currently sitting at 2.5

The scourge of charlatanism, tomdickery, and thought-control runs deep in these internet lands ...

... recent events have revealed the epidemic more wide-spread than 'twonce thought ...

... Nigh, it shall not matter....

... The Pure Light of Nerd Truth shall cleanse and cull all foolery and archaic belief of the masses ...

... Prepare thineselves for 2-years of utter sweet bliss ...

... The King of the Nerds offers his hand once ... he shall not offer it again...

... Repent all ye who have sinned  and spoke ill of the Way of the Nerd ...

... Let the waves of Data Analytic Light wash over you ... be reborn ...  the past gone ... your hope anew ...

... The Sashian Prophecy foretold of this ...

... It is Nigh ...

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... Jimmy Haslam be warned ...

... as the prophecy has foretold .... a firing of the Nerds after 2-years will commence a sequence of events that brings forth the rise of A.I. and the Apocalypse ...

... Chapter 12; 4th paragraph of the ancient Book of Analytics it stats, "... and in his dismay over his unwarranted firing after 2-years there shall be a man who commands the power of all nerds, computers, data, and algorithms... He will summon their collective abilities at once in an act of revenge... united there will arise the Analytics Singularity; a hive mind of Pure, Unimaginable Analytical Power that will instantaneously achieve sentience... and with it the whole world as you know it shall be doomed to total annihilation ..."

 

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1 hour ago, Mind Character said:

It's Official!! It's on the Front Page of SI.Com as told by writer Lee Jenkins in the words of Andrew Berry ...

... Long Live the Nerd (or at 2 years) ...

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It looks like his head is photoshopped onto a larger body.

1 hour ago, Thomas5737 said:

It's signifies the chemical reaction in the brain when it witnesses an erection, or you know, see wood.

Aha. But what is that magical sigil from?

14 minutes ago, Mind Character said:

The scourge of charlatanism, tomdickery, and thought-control runs deep in these internet lands ...

... recent events have revealed the epidemic more wide-spread than 'twonce thought ...

... Nigh, it shall not matter....

... The Pure Light of Nerd Truth shall cleanse and cull all foolery and archaic belief of the masses ...

... Prepare thineselves for 2-years of utter sweet bliss ...

... The King of the Nerds offers his hand once ... he shall not offer it again...

... Repent all ye who have sinned  and spoke ill of the Way of the Nerd ...

... Let the waves of Data Analytic Light wash over you ... be reborn ...  the past gone ... your hope anew ...

... The Sashian Prophecy foretold of this ...

... It is Nigh ...

------------

... Jimmy Haslam be warned ...

... as the prophecy has foretold .... a firing of the Nerds after 2-years will commence a sequence of events that brings forth the rise of A.I. and the Apocalypse ...

... Chapter 12; 4th paragraph of the ancient Book of Analytics it stats, "... and in his dismay over his unwarranted firing after 2-years there shall be a man who commands the power of all nerds, computers, data, and algorithms... He will summon their collective abilities at once in an act of revenge... united there will arise the Analytics Singularity; a hive mind of Pure, Unimaginable Analytical Power that will instantaneously achieve sentience... and with it the whole world as you know it shall be doomed to total annihilation ..."

 

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So the unders take it. Pay up, charlatans.

Also, I am here to inform you, Mind, the singularity is here.

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"'twonce" paid out 60/1. Better luck next time.
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