EaglesPeteC Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, Tk3 said: spoiler alert for my playoff rankings, but you are in GREAT shape Not only do you have a favorable schedule, but you are the only one of those teams that hold the tiebreaker over Phoenix Yeah, I feel like this is the best team I have fielded since I've been apart of the league. Tannehill is pretty rock solid, never seems to kill me and has upside for big games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, rackcs said: Trust me, I'm well aware. And I have no first round pick for the next two drafts. This team is going to struggle. Hit me up next year for Derek Carr. I will give a good price You can tag him for only 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Ramster Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 4 hours ago, EaglesPeteC said: gg @El Ramster It's ok that you got spanked by your daddy. It's all right. Sometimes we all just get out of line a little bit and just have to get knocked around to learn our lesson. You learned something today. And isn't that the real victory? Spoiler alert, it's not because my victory was the real victory Lmao. I haven’t been on in weeks or kept up since ravens dub. But GGs Pete. I ain’t gonna run away like you when I clap those cheeks. Dude all of a sudden has a Shakespeare play to attend to when he gets rammafied. Ggs my sons. Both you and trash as randy have seem to have broken the curse. Do big things Pete cheering for you brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Norway harasses Rio de Janeiro with sacks Score: NOR 24, RJ 20 MVP: Fletcher Cox oh boy, i may hear from the league Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tk3 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Team PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA OR DR LUCK Rio de Janeiro Pirates 11.634 9 4 0.692 65 385 320 2 8 -0.453 Reykjavík Direwolves 11.234 9 4 0.692 59 395 336 1 13 -0.128 Freiburg Venom 11.129 10 3 0.769 55 381 326 4 10 0.958 Richmond Flying Squirrels 10.092 8 5 0.615 37 385 348 2 14 -0.200 Rocket City Trash Pandas 9.889 8 5 0.615 31 357 326 6 10 -0.035 Norway Knights 9.774 9 4 0.692 27 331 304 9 3 1.059 Chicago Fire 9.478 5 8 0.385 22 323 301 11 2 -2.701 Hanoi Viet Kongs 8.896 7 6 0.538 13 313 300 13 1 -0.228 Scranton Papermakers 8.446 8 5 0.615 7 336 329 7 12 1.138 Tacoma Thunder 8.199 5 8 0.385 3 321 318 12 7 -1.662 Egypt Starfalls 8.195 6 7 0.462 3 327 324 10 9 -0.659 Little Rock Uni Royals 8.137 6 7 0.462 2 311 309 15 4 -0.611 Miami Sharks 7.731 5 8 0.385 -4 313 317 13 6 -1.281 Anchorage Moose 7.728 7 6 0.538 -4 310 314 16 5 0.721 Phoenix Rattlers 7.169 7 6 0.538 -15 374 389 5 20 1.175 Antarctica Penguin Poppers 6.258 5.5 7.5 0.423 -29 333 362 8 16 0.415 Indianapolis Predators 4.647 3 10 0.231 -56 305 361 18 15 -0.775 South Africa Woolly Mammoths 4.530 4.5 8.5 0.346 -59 308 367 17 17 0.819 Lancaster Fighting Amish 4.219 4 9 0.308 -65 304 369 19 18 0.572 Pittsburgh Punishers 3.025 4 9 0.308 -92 291 383 20 19 1.542 Poor Fire Thunder also, tbh Div PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA Blue 8.673 32 33 0.492 50 1596 1546 Red 8.162 33.5 31.5 0.515 13 1705 1692 Yellow 8.050 32.5 32.5 0.500 4 1703 1699 Green 7.183 32 33 0.492 -67 1699 1766 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tk3 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Cheesy conference >99% 9-4 Norway Knights >99% 9-4 Rio de Janeiro Pirates >99% 9-4 Reykjavík Direwolves 53% 7-6 Hanoi Viet Kongs 43% 7-6 Anchorage Moose 3% 6-7 Little Rock Uni Royals <1% 5-8 Tacoma Thunder <1% 5-8 Chicago Fire <1% 4-8-1 South Africa Woolly Mammoths 0% 4-9 Lancaster Fighting Amish Three teams basically locked in. Knights control their destiny (I think?). Pirates control their destiny for the division, but need help to get the #1 seed. We're almost certainly looking at a play-in game week 16 for Kongs/Moose, where the model prefers the Kongs (even on the road). However the Royals are back in as a darkhorse. It's a tough case since Kongs/Moose play one another, but they DO hold the tiebreaker over the Kongs, and (maybe?) the tiebreaker over the Moose, depending on the rest of the season. Salsa conference >99% 10-3 Freiburg Venom 98% 8-5 Rocket City Trash Pandas 83% 8-5 Scranton Papermakers 82% 8-5 Richmond Flying Squirrels 37% 7-6 Phoenix Rattlers <1% 6-7 Egypt Starfalls <1% 5-7-1 Antarctica Penguin Poppers <1% 5-8 Miami Sharks 0% 4-9 Pittsburgh Punishers 0% 3-10 Indianapolis Predators FINALLY, the pack all decide they want to be in the playoffs! We now have 4 teams fighting for 3 spots. Rattles stay close, and look out!, because they both Scranton and Richmond in their first meeting, and they play both of them again. There WILL be lots of attrition between that group of 3, which gives the Pandas a STRONG likelihood of getting in. Plus they are the only team who holds the tiebreaker over the Rattlers. Will be interesting to see how it plays out. Technically, I think all 4 teams control their own destiny, and PHO/SCR and PHO/RICH games are going to be massive. The week ahead Mammoths @ Kongs - Actually a less consequential game for the Kongs than you would think, given the nature of playing the Moose week 17. But they really need to build momentum going into it Pandas @ Poppers - An opportunity for the Pandas to get a stranglehold on a playoff spot Amish @ Thunder - One team is playing for pride, the other for a draft pick (maybe both for draft picks) Papermakers @ Moose - Bigger for the Papermakers than the Moose. They need more than 1 game separation considering they still have the Rattlers on the schedule Sharks @ Fire - Two teams playing for pride. Or possibly for a historically unlucky season Direwolves @ Starfalls - Two of the top quadrant teams early in the season, but shockingly the Starfalls have fallen basically out of the playoff hunt. Direwolves can clinch a playoff berth with a win, but more importantly, they are trying to keep pace in the division Royals @ Knights - Royals trying to stay a darkhorse playoff candidate. They need a win and some help. Knights probably have this division locked up anyway, but the #1 seed is within their control, but they probably need a win here to get it Pirates @ Venom - Winner clinches a playoff berth (loser might clinch anyway). Both want the win to strengthen their shots at their respective home field advantage Rattlers @ Squirrels - GOTW! These are both bubble teams. Squirrels create major separation with a win, and maybe clinch a playoff berth. But a Rattlers win would leapfrog them over the Squirrels Punishers @ Predators - Playing for the #1 overall pick - but this is a Burrow vs Herbert matchup! Neither needs a QB, so I would be VERY interested if either of these teams get the #1 overall 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucsfan333 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 GG, @wwhickok. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 (edited) Formula: ( 10 x YPC (offense) + Passer Rating (offense) + 2 X Avg Pts/Game Scored) – (10 X OPP YPC (defense) + OPP Passer Rating (defense)+ 2 X OPP Avg Pts/Game) Malfs Efficiency Ranking Time Week 13! Tier 1: (+0) 1. (R) Rio de Janeiro Pirates (9-4) - 134.19 (+1) 2. (R) Reykjavík Direwolves (9-4) - 124.04 (-1) 3. (Y) Freiburg Venom (10-3) - 110.41 (+1) 4. (Y) Rocket City Trash Pandas (8-5) - 94.7 (-1) 5. (G) Richmond Flying Squirrels (8-5) - 78.97 Tier 2 (0) 6. (B) Norway Knights (9-4) - 49.53 (0) 7. (B) Chicago Fire (5-8) - 32.51 Tier 3: (0) 8. (R) Hanoi Viet Kongs (7-6) - 20.01 (+1) 9. (B) Tacoma Thunder (5-8) - 15.53 (+2) 10. (G) Scranton Papermakers (8-5) - 12.21 (+3) 11. (B) Little Rock Uni Royals (6-7) (-1.09) (-1) 12. (G) Miami Sharks (5-8) (-4.08) (0) 13. (B) Anchorage Moose (7-6) (-5.98) (-5) 14. (Y) Egypt Starfalls (6-7) (-7.05) Tier 4: (+1) 15. (G) Phoenix Rattlers (7-6) (-39.25) (-1) 16. (Y) Antarctica Penguin Poppers (5-7-1) (-65.43) Tier 5: (0) 17. (R) South Africa Woolly Mammoths (4-8-1) (-96.42) (0) 18. (Y) Indianapolis Predators (3-10) (-117.93) (0) 19. (R) Lancaster Fighting Amish (4-9) (-134.22) Tier 6: (0) 20. (G) Pittsburgh Punishers (4-9) (-203.12) Trending Up: Little Rock Uni Royals (6-7) +3 Scranton Papermakers (8-5) +2 Trending Down: Egypt Starfalls (6-7) (-5) Divisions: Blue Division - 90.5 Red Division - 47.6 Yellow Division - 14.7Green Division - (-155.27) Edited April 30, 2021 by Malfatron 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 Playoff Hunt Cheesy 1. Norway Knights (9-4) - Conference: 7-2, Division: 4-1 SoS Remaining: 25.44 2. Reykjavík Direwolves (9-4) - Division: 5-2, Conference: 7-4 SoS Remaining: (-30.86) 3. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (9-4) - Division: 4-2, Conference: 7-3 SoS Remaining: 34.00 4. Anchorage Moose (7-6) - Conference: 6-4, Division: 4-3 SoS Remaining: 81.75 In the Hunt: 5. Hanoi Viet Kongs (7-6) - Conference: 5-4 SoS Remaining: 31.79 6. Little Rock Uni Royals (6-7) - H2H over Kongs, Conference: 5-5, Division: 3-3 SoS Remaining: 60.98 Salsa: 1. Freiburg Venom (10-3) SoS Remaining: 251.18 2. Scranton Papermakers (8-5) Division: 5-2, Conference: 6-5 SoS Remaining: (-12.72) 3. Rocket City Trash Pandas (8-5) H2H over RIC SoS Remaining: (-317.58) 4. Richmond Flying Squirrels (8-5) Division: 3-2, Conference: 6-3 SoS Remaining: (-246.45) In the Hunt: 5. Phoenix Rattlers (7-6) SoS Remaining: (-26.75) Thoughts: Even though the squirrels are behind now, they actually control their own destiny to win the division. The Knights control their destiny for the 1 seed. The Pirates control their destiny for the division. The Direwolves have a more favorable schedule though, so the Pirates can't afford a slipup. All 5 contenders in Salsa control their playoff destiny. Royals need to win out, and have the eventual winner of Kongs/Moose to lose at least one of their other 2 games (if the Moose win, the Royals need Moose to specifically lose to the Knights). Or, the Knights can lose all 3 games. There are definite avenues for the meme team, but they need to WIN. The Venom has by far the most difficult schedule left (Rio, REY, and Egypt) and RC has the easiest (Poppers, Amish, Preds). After this week, we might be talking about RC snagging them from behind. Playoff Predictions: Cheesy 1 Reykjavík Direwolves (9-4) 2 Norway Knights (9-4) 3 Rio de Janeiro Pirates (9-4) 4 Hanoi Viet Kongs (7-6) Salsa 1 Freiburg Venom (10-3) 2 Richmond Flying Squirrels (8-5) 3 Rocket City Trash Pandas (8-5) 4 Scranton Papermakers (8-5) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 WEEK 14 PreviewSouth Africa Woolly Mammoths @ Hanoi Viet Kongs This game absolutely matters if LR wins. LR owns the H2H tiebreaker against the Kongs, so LR would control its destiny in terms of finishing ahead of the Kongs. Rocket City Trash Pandas @ Antarctica Penguin Poppers This is the toughest matchup for RC left. Too bad RC has a terrible division record, so I think thats out of the question. But they should be getting closer to locking down a 3 spot if they win Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Tacoma Thunder Will Tacoma continue to be a good team that doesn't win? Will Amish fight for the 1 seed? Scranton Papermakers @ Anchorage Moose Huge game for both teams! Scranton and Moose are currently both in the playoffs, but the loser can dip out. In fact, this is my GOTW! Miami Sharks @ Chicago Fire Chicago may be the unluckiest team in history. If they lose another nailbiter, that will only add to that legacy. Reykjavík Direwolves @ Egypt Starfalls REY needs to keep winning, because Rio controls their destiny. REY has a great chance to get the 1,2, or 3 seed. Little Rock Uni Royals @ Norway Knights Can the meme team keep on memeing their dreams? They have many paths to get into the playoffs, and step 1 is winning this game. The Knights need to keep winning to get the 1 seed. Even a small falter could definitely mean they won't get it, because both REY and RIO have chances to go 3-0 and steal the seed. Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Freiburg Venom POWERHOUSE matchup. This could be an early Nacho Bowl preview. Lets see how both teams respond after losses. Phoenix Rattlers @ Richmond Flying Squirrels Elimination game for the Rattlers. Richmond is in a position in flux....they could be anywhere from a 2,3,4 seed or bounced out of the playoffs, and none of those would surprise me (well, maybe the 3 seed) Pittsburgh Punishers @ Indianapolis Predators Lawrence Bowl? If the Punishers get blown out here, they could cement their legacy as an historically bad team 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rackcs Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 6 minutes ago, Malfatron said: Miami Sharks @ Chicago Fire Chicago may be the unluckiest team in history. If they lose another nailbiter, that will only add to that legacy. At this point I honestly hope I keep losing these close games. Gets me higher picks and I can blame the team's poor record on bad luck. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 (edited) PWNY/MER(Malf efficiency rankings) comparison. I wanted to do a quick view on which PWNY teams are overrated and which are underrated if you factor in efficiency stats from the MER. In the quick view, I'm just going by ranking and not score. Overrated = spots higher in the PWNY than the MER Underrated = spots lower in the PWNY than the MEROverrated: Egypt Starfalls - 3 Scranton Papermakers - 1 Richmond Flying Squirrels - 1 Indianapolis Predators - 1 Underrated: Rocket City Trash Pandas - 1 Little Rock Uni Royals - 1 Tacoma Thunder - 1 Anchorage Moose - 1 Miami Sharks - 1 South Africa Woolly Mammoths - 1 Edited May 1, 2021 by Malfatron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glen Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 THREE PERCENT BAYBEEEEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, Glen said: THREE PERCENT BAYBEEEEE glem a 3 percenter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tk3 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 7 hours ago, Glen said: THREE PERCENT BAYBEEEEE One back and they play each other.. means at minimum you need to go 2-1 to get into a tie if everything else breaks your way I really hope you handle your biz and get into that race. I’m fully team chaos for the 4th seed (except please sim gawds don’t let me lose out and become part of that chaos, thx) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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