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7 hours ago, TL-TwoWinsAway said:

I'm a huge Timmy Tebowz fan, but I'm not entirely sure that's accurate:

Tim Tebow [10 GS]: 191/328 (58.23%, 77.38 Rating) for 2,467 yards, 8 touchdowns, 10 interceptions. 46 carries for 355 yards (7.72 YPC, 16 LNG), 2 touchdowns, 4 fumbles.

How many of those picks were deflections though?

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Final PWNY before the end of the season

Team PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA OR DR
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 12.723 11 4 0.733 98 434 336 2 4
Freiburg Venom 12.464 12 3 0.800 84 397 313 5 1
Hanoi Viet Kongs 10.938 9 6 0.600 59 436 377 1 11
Burlington Sock Puppets 10.733 8.5 6.5 0.567 46 366 320 11 2
Richmond Flying Squirrels 10.306 9 6 0.600 43 406 363 4 9
Indianapolis Predators 10.120 9 6 0.600 37 380 343 9 5
Norway Knights 9.135 8 7 0.533 18 343 325 15 3
Little Rock Uni Royals 9.129 10 5 0.667 20 383 363 7 9
Pittston Waste Walruses 9.091 9 6 0.600 21 416 395 3 15
Cox's Bazar Freedom Fighters 8.530 7 8 0.467 9 364 355 12 7
Scranton Papermakers 8.000 8 7 0.533 0 391 391 6 13
New Zealand Blobfish 7.691 8.5 6.5 0.567 -5 340 345 17 6
Reykjavík Direwolves 7.508 8 7 0.533 -9 383 392 7 14
Egypt Starfalls 7.038 6 9 0.400 -16 343 359 15 8
Phoenix Rattlers 6.503 6 9 0.400 -28 378 406 10 18
Tacoma Thunder 5.833 7 8 0.467 -40 362 402 13 17
Nassau Sea Wolves 4.483 4 11 0.267 -68 349 417 14 19
Anchorage Moose 4.275 5 10 0.333 -69 329 398 18 16
Antarctica Penguin Poppers 3.013 2 13 0.133 -93 293 386 20 12
Lancaster Fighting Amish 2.937 3 12 0.200 -107 329 436 18 20

**Patiently awaiting a blue team to represent the conference and a furious conversation about "better division" ensuing

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2 minutes ago, Tk3 said:

Final PWNY before the end of the season

 

Team PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA OR DR
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 12.723 11 4 0.733 98 434 336 2 4
Freiburg Venom 12.464 12 3 0.800 84 397 313 5 1
Hanoi Viet Kongs 10.938 9 6 0.600 59 436 377 1 11
Burlington Sock Puppets 10.733 8.5 6.5 0.567 46 366 320 11 2
Richmond Flying Squirrels 10.306 9 6 0.600 43 406 363 4 9
Indianapolis Predators 10.120 9 6 0.600 37 380 343 9 5
Norway Knights 9.135 8 7 0.533 18 343 325 15 3
Little Rock Uni Royals 9.129 10 5 0.667 20 383 363 7 9
Pittston Waste Walruses 9.091 9 6 0.600 21 416 395 3 15
Cox's Bazar Freedom Fighters 8.530 7 8 0.467 9 364 355 12 7
Scranton Papermakers 8.000 8 7 0.533 0 391 391 6 13
New Zealand Blobfish 7.691 8.5 6.5 0.567 -5 340 345 17 6
Reykjavík Direwolves 7.508 8 7 0.533 -9 383 392 7 14
Egypt Starfalls 7.038 6 9 0.400 -16 343 359 15 8
Phoenix Rattlers 6.503 6 9 0.400 -28 378 406 10 18
Tacoma Thunder 5.833 7 8 0.467 -40 362 402 13 17
Nassau Sea Wolves 4.483 4 11 0.267 -68 349 417 14 19
Anchorage Moose 4.275 5 10 0.333 -69 329 398 18 16
Antarctica Penguin Poppers 3.013 2 13 0.133 -93 293 386 20 12
Lancaster Fighting Amish 2.937 3 12 0.200 -107 329 436 18 20

**Patiently awaiting a blue team to represent the conference and a furious conversation about "better division" ensuing

Red division - we're the best, but also, the worst.

Edited by RuskieTitan
Division, not conference. Coffee not yet kick in.
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2 minutes ago, Tk3 said:

Final PWNY before the end of the season

 

Team PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA OR DR
                   
Norway Knights 9.135 8 7 0.533 18 343 325 15 3
Little Rock Uni Royals 9.129 10 5 0.667 20 383 363 7 9
Pittston Waste Walruses 9.091 9 6 0.600 21 416 395 3 15
Cox's Bazar Freedom Fighters 8.530 7 8 0.467 9 364 355 12 7
Scranton Papermakers 8.000 8 7 0.533 0 391 391 6 13
New Zealand Blobfish 7.691 8.5 6.5 0.567 -5 340 345 17 6
Reykjavík Direwolves 7.508 8 7 0.533 -9 383 392 7 14
Egypt Starfalls 7.038 6 9 0.400 -16 343 359 15 8
Phoenix Rattlers 6.503 6 9 0.400 -28 378 406 10 18
Tacoma Thunder 5.833 7 8 0.467 -40 362 402 13 17
Nassau Sea Wolves 4.483 4 11 0.267 -68 349 417 14 19
Anchorage Moose 4.275 5 10 0.333 -69 329 398 18 16
Antarctica Penguin Poppers 3.013 2 13 0.133 -93 293 386 20 12
Lancaster Fighting Amish 2.937 3 12 0.200 -107 329 436 18 20

**Patiently awaiting a blue team to represent the conference and a furious conversation about "better division" ensuing

Blue team best division 

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Red/Blue playoff scenarios are pretty straightforward..

RIO plays LR. The winner is the 1 seed, the loser is the 2 seed. Pretty cut and dry.

for the other 2 seeds:

  • If HAN and BUR win their games, then HAN is 3rd seed, and BUR is 4th seed
    • Same outcome if HAN wins, but both BUR and NOR lose
  • If HAN wins, BUR loses, and NOR wins, then HAN is 3rd seed, and NOR is 4th seed
  • If REY and BUR win their games, then BUR is the 3rd seed, and REY is 4th seed
  • If REY wins, BUR loses, and NOR wins, then REY is 3rd seed, and NOR is 4th seed
  • If REY wins, but both BUR and NOR lose, then REY is 3rd seed, and HAN is 4th seed

I believe this all to be accurate, but always double check me

Will try to calculate the other conference before games as well

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49 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

Think about your legacy though

Thats more important than a couple draft spots

http://thekillernacho.blogspot.com/2013/01/nsfl-hall-of-fame.html?m=1

 

One of my biggest regrets is that I tanked 2-3 times early on. I don't think I would ever be in the .600 conversation, but I'd much rather be .580 than .550 and clearly separated from the couple other guys in the .540-.560 pack

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