Malfatron Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 16 hours ago, Nazgul said: **** you, @Malfatron. Welcome to the 2nd place club. lets get you to first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamRod Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 I’m stuck at this metal festival for work. This is interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 I bartended for the first time today. Manager sent out an email to everyone begging someone to bartend this morning cause the bartender called off (and went golfing instead lol) so I called and asked if she wanted a crappy bartender that hasn’t been trained and she said yeah so I bartended the whole day, my blood pressure is 320/199 and the building has lost all its structural integrity and can collapse at any second probably but all in all I did fine I think and made more money than I would’ve just playing video games all day. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazgul Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 3 hours ago, Malfatron said: lets get you to first! No way. I'm not that popular. I only exist here within my own little corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 19 hours ago, Nazgul said: **** you, @Malfatron. Welcome to the 2nd place club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 20 hours ago, Nazgul said: **** you, @Malfatron. Welcome to the 2nd place club. The system plays favorites imho 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 I’m not sure why I do it, and I realize I’m doing it when I’m doing it, but I just can’t stop myself from packing for every trip, even an overnight bag, like I’m completely expecting to sht myself a minimum of twice. Needless to say I’ve got 3 pairs of underwear ready for tomorrow. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 1 hour ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: I’m not sure why I do it, and I realize I’m doing it when I’m doing it, but I just can’t stop myself from packing for every trip, even an overnight bag, like I’m completely expecting to sht myself a minimum of twice. Needless to say I’ve got 3 pairs of underwear ready for tomorrow. Haha same 2 day trip 1 jacket, 1 pair of shorts, 1 pair of jeans, 2 shirts, 3 pairs of socks and all my underwear Apparently I’m not confident in keeping my bowels inside of me, but confident it won’t reach the pants any of the times I **** myself on this trip. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theJ Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 PSA: if you've never backed a trailer before, don't honk at a guy trying to back one. If you have backed a trailer before and you see someone struggling with it, definitely don't honk and maybe even be cool and stop and help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugashane Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 2 hours ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: I’m not sure why I do it, and I realize I’m doing it when I’m doing it, but I just can’t stop myself from packing for every trip, even an overnight bag, like I’m completely expecting to sht myself a minimum of twice. Needless to say I’ve got 3 pairs of underwear ready for tomorrow. You no want swamp nutz Either pack for your the comfort of your package or you'll suffer from your lack of preparation for your package. I think I learned that as a boy scout. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 On 5/30/2019 at 9:41 PM, Nazgul said: **** you, @Malfatron. Welcome to the 2nd place club. I am overwhelmed. I dont know what to do. Quick, someone tell me what to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 I got sunburned over memorial day weekend and now I am super itchy in between my shoulder blades. This is on par with WW2 in terms of atrocities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 My ex wife just had to email me her pay stub. I am now having a panic attack over how little she makes. She is so far below the poverty line I dont know what to do. Her YTD is less than I made last week. My insides are in shambles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 19 hours ago, theJ said: PSA: if you've never backed a trailer before, don't honk at a guy trying to back one. If you have backed a trailer before and you see someone struggling with it, definitely don't honk and maybe even be cool and stop and help. That is ridiculous hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 3 hours ago, Matts4313 said: My ex wife just had to email me her pay stub. I am now having a panic attack over how little she makes. She is so far below the poverty line I dont know what to do. Her YTD is less than I made last week. My insides are in shambles. This shows me you are a baller. She coming for some alimony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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