Dome Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 (edited) 15 minutes ago, bucsfan333 said: I use my kid to get out of all kinds of stuff I don't wanna do. “Sorry I can’t. Just gave my kid a few beers.” You can double down if you absolutely HAVE to have an excuse. Edited March 16, 2018 by domepatrol91 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 10 minutes ago, domepatrol91 said: “Sorry I can’t. Just gave my kid a few beers.” You can double down if you absolutely HAVE to have an excuse. That's a good enough excuse to get out of World War 3 imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucsfan333 Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 1 hour ago, domepatrol91 said: “Sorry I can’t. Just gave my kid a few beers.” You can double down if you absolutely HAVE to have an excuse. The way she stumbles around, falls down, and talks, she'd easily pass off as a drunk person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 4 hours ago, cddolphin said: I would've told them I went straight to the bar to day drink and couldn't drive back because drunk and they wouldn't want me to do something illegal would they? I’ve actually done this with a previous job. Got a call at home and asked if I wanted the day off as we were slow, said yes and immediately cracked a beer (worked nights at the time). Got a call about an hour later asking me to come in as they got busy and explained I’d been boozing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamRod Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 5 hours ago, domepatrol91 said: Yeah I definitely would’ve found a way to stay at home Maybe someone might have to “accidentally” knock out the power today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFlaccoSeagulls Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Today we are all Golden Retrievers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimdallr Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 58 minutes ago, Darth Pees said: Today we are all Golden Retrievers There would be no suffering or strife in the world if all people were Good Boys ® 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Knock knock? Who's there? Honey Badger. HELL YEAH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr LBC Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Alan Shore is such an underrated TV character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl_sjunior Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Well fellas, haven't drank in like a month. Tonight I housesit and get drunk and watch the Tourney. Last night I saw John Mulaney live. It was amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 If Ohio State loses, I have to help clean the whole house tomorrow for over 3 hours. If they win, I can drink all day and watch the tourney. Go Ohio State!!! I like these random bets. Makes the games much more fun since my bracket is busted because Rhode Island SUCKS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl_sjunior Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 I'm a huge Buckeye fan so....aw shucks, this is nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 13 minutes ago, MathMan said: If Ohio State loses, I have to help clean the whole house tomorrow for over 3 hours. If they win, I can drink all day and watch the tourney. Go Ohio State!!! I like these random bets. Makes the games much more fun since my bracket is busted because Rhode Island SUCKS! DAMN I HATE GAMBLING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl_sjunior Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 MathMan, Why you gotta make that bet dude you jinxed us... I hope you like doing dishes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 14 minutes ago, carl_sjunior said: MathMan, Why you gotta make that bet dude you jinxed us... I hope you like doing dishes. The universe wants me to drink heavily. I know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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