ET80 Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 1 hour ago, kingseanjohn said: What is this, 2003? I got Venmo @Tyty I'm thinking more destination vs origination of said transaction. I have Venmo and Zelle, but @Tyty on the other hand - well, I actually might need to send a check. @Tyty is still rocking that Motorola Razr, you know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 19 hours ago, Tyty said: im through 5 questionaires now and I feel like I have a tumor now after all that so I’m gonna jerk off cry and fall asleep for a minute before finishing up the remaining 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted February 22, 2019 Author Share Posted February 22, 2019 33 minutes ago, Malfatron said: I’m never eating dairy again. It’s been a long day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted February 23, 2019 Author Share Posted February 23, 2019 The results!! This only took forever @ET80 I'm going to cut an arm and leg off. Maybe both legs. I plan on winning this game by PayPalling the host $10. bribing/flattering the host: +2 lbs[ Train wreck Youre probably right -1 lb but everything I do turns to gold so **** you BBQ. Mexican. Indian. Sometimes together. all those foods at once are a recipe for disaster +2 lbs 77 apple pies. you understand you’re here to lose weight right? +2 lbs My grandma is lethal at Pai Gow and Blackjack, so this question is invalid. sometimes grandmas luck runs out though, and grandpa isn’t having it. -2 lb though for having a thug gma I run a mile a day nowadays. So, a mile. I can’t neglect physical fitness, -1 lb I freakin adopted you before. I should get bonus points. I am averse to flattery which means you should gain weight here but the fact is you took me in when no one else would and I will never stop appreciating that dad (no weight change) Alcohol Youve activated my trap question! You drink the alcohol which leads to you blacking out and eating all the food +3 lbs Nah, I cut the cord a year or so ago. huh so you joined this shindig with no knowledge of the subject beforehand? Impractical. +1 lb Unicorn, Jalepeno and mushrooms sounds like you will be acquainted with your porcelain here soon -2 lbs Phone, Popeyes Chicken and Gatorade well your phone won’t work on a desert island obviously so I hope you have decent porn saved on it for the 16 or so hours the battery lasts. The Popeyes chicken will have you aggressively diarrheaing but the Gatorade has electrolytes to replenish that -2 lbs Scarlett Johannsen so overrated +1 lbs Yes to both. I'd die if I went vegan. so you’re saying you’d do it but it would kill you at the same time. No change Good luck with that. **** -1 lb Does this count? If so, this. +.5 for not answering +.5 for hurting my feelings total +1 lb Total change: you gained a pound, idiot! 601 lbs @Malfatron a lot of Coke Zeros. And coke. im conflicted here. Fat people eat a ton and erase it by drinking Coke Zero but you’re drinking the unhealthy thing and the healthy thing? Think that offsets it then no change This is going to be the perfect satire of those stupid self-important Survivor and Big Brother forum games. Because tyty is a genius. double the flattery double the pounds +2 lbs Poutine that covers a couple food groups, nice. -1 lbs 38 McGangbangs. thats terrible for you lol +2 lbs Give grandma the rest of my money, and tell her to get a whole bunch of Arby's, and ONLY Arbys this time grandma. wait so you give her money for her rent but instruct her to use that money on Arbys and not her rent? I respect the hell out of it -2 lbs to the other side of the treadmil laziness will not be tolerated in this institution +2 yes no f...fine -1 lb trap question. people will be mostly drawn to the alcohol bar, but if you hit that up, soon you will be at the taco and hot dog bar and get eliminated. I will pick the salad bar and load up on cheeses. brilliant comprehension of my trap question -3 lbs i didnt laugh, but i fantisized about Jillian Michaels yelling at me and humiliating me. the calories you burned there jerking off in the shower and crying amounts to -1 lb i would make one without breaking the eggs to prove Brad Pitt wrong +2 lbs for talking about fight club food - stuff that goes in a bloody mary drink - bloody mary object - glass to hold my Bloody Mary you can really sustain yourself with the vague things added to a Bloody Mary so that was a good idea but it also means you will have a ton of food at your disposal so no change gandi. if only to tempt him with all the food +1 for harassing the guy Yes, absolutely. what? oh, i thought you said Negan. that show is terrible +1 sorry, not on the first challenge. im not that easy son of a ***** -1 Indiana Jones left me in the basket. are you saying you’re a snake I don’t get it Total change: you gained a pound too mojito 603 lbs @Pickle Rick Eat a **** ton less food and exercise my *** off classic choice -1 2. Bc I need to lose the weight thats like when your potential employer asks why you want to work there and you say cause you have a passion for it that’s such a cop out +1 3. Pizza 8 slices of pizza are roughly the equivalent of the pound you just gained +1 4. Nothing, I move over to a pizza place. But if I have to get something I'd say a crap ton of nuggets and Big Macs. If the McRib is on the menu then I'd grab a few of them. Oh and a giant coke. not eating at McDonald’s was the top choice for this question good job -3 5. I would never let my grandmother get evicted. I'd give her all the money she needs and then go buy some curly fries. stop being so kind to your reckless grandma she doesn’t deserve it +1 6. 8 miles, not running though thats okayish -1 7. Yes. We can go to a White Sox game and throw beer bottles at the owners box, **** Jerry. flattery will get you nowhere Pickle **** +1 8. Alcohol Bar. Trap question you gain 3 pounds lol 9. No. laziness will get you nowhere +1 10. Give me some ham, jalapenos, habaneros, ghost peppers, and onions. This omelet is gonna be the hottest ever made and damn good. also a ton of painful diarrhea -2 11. Fire starter, Pizza, Coke im assuming you’re bringing fire starter cause you’re too lazy to start a fire the good ole Native American way and the other two options are fat Debbie answers so +2 12. John Wayne what do you expect to learn from the guy that made the same exact movie 8,000 times 13. I'm a dead man in that situation. +2 for not accepting vegandom and hating animals and **** 14. Too much alcohol to remember those things ugh fine -1 15. I'm 600 damn pounds. Worst date, what the hell is a date? that is very sad. You need this. -1 Total change: you gained 3 pounds Lisa! 603 @The Orca Tapeworm, dehydration, and over exercising this man hates himself -2 TyTy is the greatest host I’m not a straw, stop suckin up +2 Nawlins' Chicken thats rather unhealthy +1[/quote] 5 Chicken nugget meals and 5 double cheeseburgers i guess you didn’t blow your entire load on it so only +2 Move into Arbys with my grandma and a lifetime supply of curly fries you loopholed the **** out of that one I cant run that is quite sad +1 Yes and hell yes i can tell your computer is lying. Is it a dell? +2 The soft pretzel bar, but I would tie Pickle up at his desk and go to the alcohol bar as him as well sabotaging another contestant? I like it. -2 I thought I saw Malf there 1 time, so yeah and roasting another contestant?? -2[/quote] Ghost pepper omlette diarrhea -1 Object: the fountain of youth, food: peanut butter balls, drink: strawberry daiquiri you want to live forever and alone on an island? More power to ya Tim Tebow losing weight means letting go of the past +2 Not a freaking chance +2 I lost all my money in a bet to Pickle probably not the best decision-1 Nine what Total change you gained 4 pounds dinkleberg 604 Jesus Christ I’m done with the [color= code bs it’s making my head spin @skywindO2 [family guy gif] a man has his methods -1 I'm fat definite cop out answer bro +1 Tacos Looks like someone doesn’t care about calories but might want to consider it +1 38 McDoubles and 38 McChickens to make 38 McGangBangs, $1 extra for tax Very bold choice, terrible for you tho +3 Don't let grandma get evicted. Make it Arby's potato cakes and we'll talk I’m really conflicted here cause you show you can’t be bought but at the same time say your grandmas well being can be sold at the right price. I enjoy that. No change. Pic: 6.66 miles in 60 minutes heil Satan -2 Sure, but I don't know what friends do either that is very sad -2 The Office pretzel day video the office is a convenient way into my heart -1 No you’ll never get ahead like that +1 An omelette with every ingredient imaginable, except mushrooms because f that fungi -including poison? No amount of diarrhea is gonna I do this, +3 I'd bring a computer, tacos, and coke zero to dessert island. Coke Zero to negate the calories of the tacos? Good call, no change Chris Farley Ope you chose a dead guy, good call -1 No Why won’t any of you give it a chance +1 867-5309 huh so you reference and 80s song which would make you in your 30s but you weigh 600 pounds and no one that’s 600 pounds gets to see 30 so I’m at a loss right now What's a date? This is literally sadder than ET trying to convince millennials that he used to be cool -1 Total change: you gained 2 pounds dingus 602 @kingseanjohn by not being a fatty -a delicate subject needs a more delicate answer +1 Because you asked -maybe in the future have more self respect +1 Hawaiian style wraps not sure what that entails but it sounds healthier than “pizza” and “tacos” -1 McRib in the winter time, chicken nuggets anytime else. This is assuming that leaving isn't an option. -acknowledging leaving is the top option -3 My grandma's are dead. So I take the fries and donate them well. -1 for making me uncomfortable but if you keep comin at me with the sob stories I’ll be forced to bring up my even rougher life to felatiate my own fragile ego 5ish miles... I hate treadmills. Outside all the way. not bad -1 We're not not friends and yes. -sucking up is a +2 Taco bar -I don’t think this question was destined for any winners, mostly a trap for the self described clever *****es +1 Never watched it -gosh you’re all so vapid +1 Not an omelette fan tbh. I guess veggies w/ steak -goin somewhat healthy -1 a good knife, a beef stew, gatorade -you’re gonna look like a real cornball eating soup with a knife but you do you -1 Elon Musk -ooh risky you guys hit a vape and his stock falls again, but your weight rises +2 I'd try and probably die anyways -that’s some real negativity there but at least you tried -1 [fake numbers] -aww heck I’m rich. Nice. -2 Went to a The Band Perry concert. I think I've said enough. -don’t know if this is good or bad no change Total change: -3 lbs someone actually lost weight wtf 597 pounds @Dome No. I don't. -to really change you need to want to change yourself +2 I didn't. You added me to the list. -well you kinda need it, admit it Meat if you wanna see meat I’ll show you meat no change 3 $1 McChickens. Rest goes towards booze. We're walking around downtown drunk tonight. Just waiting for someone to mess with us. -you got McDonald’s but not that much, I’m compelled to have you lose weight but with the chance you might end up back at McDonald’s after getting drunk I must do it this way +1 Nothing. I do nothing. Grandma gets evicted, I grub hub something later. Not Arby's though. Maybe I'll get the fries still if she get's evicted. -yeaaah! **** you grandma! Finally -3 +/- a few feet. That's the whole point of a treadmill you dip ****. -sarcasm is what made you gain all the weight in the first place Johnny +1 No. No. -fair. Fair. -1 Alcohol. Remove anyone that picks something else. -of course dome the doofus chooses alcohol, the trap answer. +3 No -that’s pretty uncultured +1 Gold -that sounds hard to digest +2 One Object > Best Machete money can buy. Infinite Food > I'm assuming there will be plantains, coconuts, or bananas on the island. I was thinking there would be seafood in the tide pools around the island lots of edible stuff. Probably lizards and other small critters for too for protein. So I was thinking oranges to avoid scurvy and get my vitamin c, but kale is (disgusting) but better and has enough vitamin C to avoid the pirate's curse as well as being a better superfood in general. Kale. Infinite Drink > Coffee. Caffeine could be very useful in a deserted island situation. Helps with headaches, more energy/focus when you need it. I'm assuming I can find water. Gonna be hard to ditch booze. Yikes -you’re assuming you can or can’t find water as if the only drink you’ll have is coffee beans? You get the whole shebang dingleberry -2 The Celebrity Donald Trump -celebrity him, so post presidency him? No change Go vegan. -finally someone activates my reverse trap card -3 [Fake numbers] -good choice -2 7th grade, girlfriend offered me a **. We were 100% going to get caught, I didn't like her anyways, she was just hot and it was super cool to have a hot girl admit to the public she liked you. I said no and ran away. She got pregnant 2 years later as a freshman. This isn't the worst date, I know I'm rambling, but I really dodged a bullet. -jeez lets watch the language there are children present. Also saying a 7th grader is hot gives me creep vibes. I’m just gonna go check on my furnace to see if it’s running real quick, not calling Chris Hansen or anything +3 Total change: +2 pounds. I expected you to gain weight but not this much 602 pounds @Glen God and Jesus help me please. I'm pushing 1200 pounds and cannot stop eating. My habits include eating, eating again, and trying to find the courage to lift my hands up one more time to eat again. I don't plan on losing weight, I have only ever planned on eating. This is gonna be a rough road. But with my teams help, I feel like I can drop down to 1100 by the end of the show. well jeez Glen if you’re so concerned about your weight why do I keep catching you eating burritos +3 My mother made me, she said my baby weight needs to come off. -finally someone without fake alterior motives -1 Yes -the first step is admitting you have a problem +2 40 Grilled Onion Cheddar Burgers, 22 McChickens, 7 BBQ sauces, 7 Sweet & Sour sauces, 1 large drink. dear god there’s a method to your madness +3 I eat my Mcdonalds Grilled Onion Cheddar Burgers before they get cold. They're not good cold. -ahh you’re still eating then +1 Run? -this was sadder than you not acknowledging your grandma in the last one +2 You wouldn't fit in my room. -at least you’re honest -2 I cannot physically fit at a desk. You are mocking me. -you dodged the question and made a joke no change No time for TV, must eat. -your weight gain is really stressing me out here +1 I do not have the muscle strength to crack open eggs & flip an omelette. -sounds like you’re missing meals then -1 I want a dessert island, an infinite supply of mexican food, and an infinite supply of chocolate syrup. -ooh yeah lather up them ******* +2 No -well that was a conscientious decision to not go out to eat -3 I'm about 33 days from deaths door anyways. -it’s never too late glen +2 [fake number] -2 Mother made me dress up fancy once. Said it was a "funeral" or something. They didn't have any cake and I couldn't fit inside the building so had to wait outside in the blistering 66 degree heat. -sounds romantic. I’m glad you made it -2 Total change: you gained 6 plus the burritos you ate earlier you’re at 609 pounds @TedLavie 1. I'm stopping beer and becoming vegan. I heard this was fashionable -good call -2 2. My ****s have been terrible recently. My doctor tells me it's cause of my diet. Like every other man, I like nice bathroom breaks. This is what drives me. -bathrooming is the highlight of my days -2 3. Pizza -that’s unhealthy imo +2 4. Before I would grab a boatload of McChickens with Ice Tea, fries and ice creams. Now just a boatload of McChickens. -that’s a good sound decision but you still gain weight +2 5. Go get me some curly fries -heck yeah, f u grandma -3 6. 10km. F*** off with your non metric system -I have no idea what these words mean 7. No -thank you for the honesty -1 8. Taco bar 100%. I'm not an animal and I hate working intoxicated -taco bar would’ve been my irl choice too +1 9. No -you’re really missing out reality tv is the future +1 10. Ham and mushrooms. But like super quality ham and mushroom not the industrial s*** you find in Walmarts -sounds slightly healthier since it won’t be processed +1 11. Machete, Water and the lifetime supply of curly fries I won earlier -hope the machete can find you more variety -1 12. If it's just dinner, Dave Chapelle just to laugh my *** off. If there can be more, 2000 Penelope Cruz. -not sure how good it’ll go since he won’t have anyone there writing jokes for him +1 13. Sure -good decision -3 14. [fake numbers] —2 15. An American chick I worked with a while back, who happened to be obese as well, introduced me to one of her friends who happened to be super good looking. We chatted a while, then went off our own way. We texted for a while and met about 2 weeks later for a proper date in the bar she was working (bartenders are hot). Unfortunately the fat chick was a regular at that bar and was there too. Even worst, she started hitting on me. Now I know what you're thinking. Just work on the beautiful one while being polite but not enticing to the fat one. Problem is I got drunk. And I didn't make the right move I'll leave it as that. -more cushion for the pushin -1 Total change: you lost 7 pounds holy whoa-ley 593 pounds @Whicker 1. I mean, I'm sitting in front of a PC playing an internet game. I'm probably not going to lose any weight. -that’s fair no change 2. Because I couldn't bear not having Tyty in my life! -flattery is not appreciated Palawan +2 3. Chicken fried steak with a side of Buried in Cheese Fries with Ranch Dressing and Bacon Bits -you’re making me hungry despite the explosive diarrhea I’ve had all day +1 4. I pocket $50 of it and head to an all-you-can-eat buffet instead -nice, death to Ronald McDonald! -2 5. She can get evicted. She won't live much longer, but I can enjoy free curly fries forever. -that is fascinating rationalizing -3 6. I'm embarrassed to admit I've never seen one! -Jesus Christ +2 7. Yes -my heart is so full anakin +1 8. Taco bar -everyone likes tacos I see +1 9. Yes -no way someone’s actually seen it??? -1 10. Something with bacon -bacon is a carcinogen which I suppose would help you lose weight later on from chemo and stuff -2 11. A few pounds of ****, infinite cheese fries, infinite Mountain Dew. I'll die soon from Diabetes anyway -apparently +2 12. I'd bring a dead celebrity so I could eat their food -I like your thinking +1 13. Die -well that’s just like your opinion man +3 14. Sure thing -got excited there for a second -1 15. I've never been on a date because I'm fat but have high standards -Jesus Christ you just unintentionally roasted me -2 Total change: you gained 2 pounds chad! 602 pounds @theuntouchable i don’t. I plan on fattening everybody else up by secretly hiding all sorts of ho hos, bon bons, twinkies, honey buns, nutter butters in everyone’s rooms and bags so they get fatter -sabotage is my favorite word -2 i wanted the fame and money. It’s hard to eat 16000 calories a day on my budget. -that’s what all you can eat buffets are for, assuming you’re not banned from them all +1 all of the above except kale, tofu and pineapple on pizza. I’ll eat everything else as long as I can cover it in ranch. -huh so you like everything except the only 3 things I’m allowing y’all to eat here +1 a bus to bring my *** to Wendy’s and get some real burgers -dang enjoy your trip edgelord -2 bye Felicia -man grandma Felicia must’ve been so touched by the Ice Cube name drop in the 90s -3 whats a treadmill? -I have my work cut out for me +2 Yes. I would but I have no idea what that would be. However, I will allow you to raid my snack closet. -I might just have to to help you on your journey +1 Ummm tacos?!? Everything else can **** off -buffet place could’ve saved money by just using tacos +1 no, but I have ****** my gherkin over Jillian -that sounds like calories lost to me -1 yes please. All of the above. -you might be at the point of no return +3 my object would be a recliner. My food would be lasagna and imma have to go with the mix. Full throttle and lemon cherry coke. -I can respect that no change wtf would I go to dinner with a dead celebrity? What kind of fun would that be? -more food for you, as others have said. -2 Bye felicia -I’m afraid grandma Felicia can’t save you from yourself +1 kiss my ***** naked ***, just make sure it’s actually my *** and not my back or legs. It’s kinda hairy and sweaty back there so it may be difficult. -you could’ve just said no -1 whats a date? -it’s a public interaction with a male or female and also a type of fruit +1 Total change: your weight didn’t change guy 600 pounds @FinneasGage hi im fin. i do whatever. just gonna make my internals externals. -doing whatever you want is why you’re fat Bam Margera +1 I wasn't sober and thinking about the fact i'd have to do things -having to do things while not sober is my least favorite hobby -1 mexican -what did you call me +1 i just give it to the dude working the register and leave -and they day altruism doesn’t exist! -3 bro if i eat arby's fries i'm 100% getting a pimple on my face the next day. so i'm gonna do some altruistic **** and not let granny get evicted. -oh jeez now it looks like I stole your word +2 i've only done stunts and messed around on treadmills -that’s still something. Kinda. No change. no doubt boy boy. if you wanna come ***** and watch **** on youtube w/ the homies you can anytime my guy. i dont leave the crib. but the crib has 8 dumb pieces of **** in a small living space. -flattery will get you somewhere but not with me +1 taco bar easily -how would this question have gone if I hadn’t offered tacos +1 nah, but definitely don't go on a game show if you're a human being, just exist regularly and do regular **** -it’s a fast way to make money tho and then have the govt take it all no change egg, cheese, ham, bacon -ah so there is a method to your madness +1 fleshlight. burritos. water. -you know there will be plenty of goats there but I digress, keep that thing clean. -2 i dont wanna go to dinner w/ anyone -nothing eaten means nothing gained -2 i guess dude. i feel like **** when i don't eat meat. -reverse trap -3 i dont know my social off top tbh lol. birthday is the same as ET80. i don't own a credit card boy -is a credit card boy someone that carries around your credit card for you -1 sat in parking lot and was on pain meds (i had just broke my foot) rambling on nihilist/existential ****. i was doing everything wrong, but she was into it. i wasn't even asking her anything. then she kept interrupting me and eventually we went to kiss and clanked teeth like children and chipped my tooth. then she had to pee and just squatted next to my car and got it on her skirt somehow and then sat in my car getting it on my seat. she's sober btw lol. then she started doing weird **** thinking it was sexy and i was like i'm getting tired i gotta go. then she got mad and wouldn't leave my car for like 15 minutes just talking about how i was being rude. then she ended up leaving and apologizing lol. -that was a great opportunity for you to lose calories and get a weight losing STD so I’m kinda bummed here +2 Total change: -3 good job actually losing weight somehow maybe I’m not a colossal failure in this show 597 pounds @SwAg I plan to utilize a copious amount of pseudoephedrine hydrogen-chloride with caffeine, cardio, and weight training. I will develop an eating disorder too. -that’s pretty systematic -2 To see what my nickname would be. -it’s SwIne do you feel fulfilled +1 Lobster, dawg. I ain't no pleb. -what is it lobster or dogs? Regardless that’s pretty healthy I think -1 A Lyft (because Uber is for Trump supporters) to a better dining establishment. -I can respect it -3 Read the fine print on the giveaway card because you know it's some bull****. If it's not, sorry granny, I'll buy you an apartment later. -by selling your free fries on the black market? Take that grandma -3 13 miles, with walking and jogging spread out. -ha what a nerd -1 Sure. You didn't vote for me in Survivor when I was evicted like the rest of those ****. Yeah man, we could be toxic in video games together, or go pull some sloots. -as tempting as this is I know this is all just tryin to Robert Kraft the host and I don’t fall for it +2 Alcohol if it's not cheap bull****. -oof trap question +3 Yeah -it’s about time someone saw it -2 Shrimp sautéed in olive oil, spicy chorizo, assorted peppers, and white cheddar cheese. 6 egg whites, 2 yolks -I was not expecting this level of omelette mastery -2 Flamethrower, extreme amount of utility, and chance natives may worship me as a God. Infinite amount of potatoes, as I will need the carbohydrates to function, and I doubt the island natively has potatoes, plus other foliage will always be questionable. Seafood is likely abundant. Infinite amount of alcohol to get ****ed up, and use as fuel for the flamethrower. I can boil water or make a makeshift charcoal filter for actual hydration. -You could’ve used the potatoes to make vodka but I like the thought process -1 Too many. Probably Nelson Mandela. -sounds like you plan on many celebrity dates +2 Life is pointless, but probs vegan. -3 for swallowing your pride [fake numbers] -I’m rich beyotch -2 When I was a personal trainer, I eventually convinced this bikini competitor to hook up. After I smashed her a few times, we went to dinner, ran into her husband, who greeted me like a great friend. Apparently, she told him we've been friends since high school. Yikes. -cucking could get you into trouble +2 Total change: -10 Jesus this is a guy who knows how to lose weight nice job SwIne 590 pounds @Hockey5djh I don't. I's like to end up on one of those shows where you see multiple people trying to lift me out of the bed and failing miserably, also this way I can have nurses sponge bathe me everyday. -sounds like you’d end up getting quadruple bypass surgery and lipo then -1 **** if I know -to lose weight you cornball +1 Yes -you’re gonna have to slow it down bro +2 Knowing me I've found my way to the McDonalds by Monmouth. There they have whats called "Monmouth burgers" where cheeseburgers drop down to $0.25 after 1am. While there I can get 286 cheeseburgers (with big mac sauce and no pickles, obviously). Leaves me 11 cents in change to start pondering what I'll eat for lunch later that day. -loopholing to extra fatness gives you a nice +3 You've seen Happy Gilmore right? I'd do that, without all the physical activity of the golf stuff. Also, Arby's has very underrated chicken tenders. -so you’d put her somewhere nicer, nice -2 Ha.....run. You're funny. -gonna have to get used to it here sweetheart +2 I don't know who you are but if you're willing to do things I'm wiling to do things. Just stay away from my ******** -a genuine effort will be made +1 Hot Dog Bar....you know what kinds of foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds. -am I in some time warp that sent me to within 2 months of the release of SuperBad cause I haven’t heard anyone quote it since then -2 Nope -it’s a great show +1 Pork Belly Omelette, extra cheese, minus the eggs. -so a cheesy pork belly? Nice loophole +1 Dessert island sounds delicious. Hook me up with infinite Dino Nuggets and Infinte milk shakes. -the Superbad quote made me think you were old but the Dino nugget answer makes me flustered. What is this mans age -1 Mike Myers, to ask him how he lives with himself after taking off the fat bastard suit. -was fat bastard his peak? -1 I'd go vergan, but probably die because of the drastic diet change. Ya know like the people they gave the chocolate too after saving them from the concentration camps in Nazi Germany who dies because it was such a shock to their system? That kinda death. -I can respect that -3 69....yup. -dang your social is 2 numbers? You really are old -2 June 3rd, my birthday. Worst date ever. -that does sound like a horrendous day -1 Total change: -2 I’m finally done scoring these now nice 598 pounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted February 23, 2019 Author Share Posted February 23, 2019 The results tl;dr @SwAg 590@TedLavie 593@kingseanjohn 597@FinneasGage 597@Hockey5djh 598@theuntouchable 600@ET80 601@Dome 602@Whicker 602@skywindO2 602@Malfatron 603@Pickle Rick 603@The Orca 609@Glen 609 now I said the scoring is whoever weighs the most loses and then the rest of the gang gets to vote on who leaves on top of that, but the 5 lb bet between SwAg and The Orca resulted in The Orca tying with glen. Tough luck guys. RIP GLEN AND ORCA THE WEIGHT GAIN WAS TOO MUCH ON YOUR BODIES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 Good bet, Orca. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Orca Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Tyty said: The results tl;dr @SwAg 590@TedLavie 593@kingseanjohn 597@FinneasGage 597@Hockey5djh 598@theuntouchable 600@ET80 601@Dome 602@Whicker 602@skywindO2 602@Malfatron 603@Pickle Rick 603@The Orca 609@Glen 609 now I said the scoring is whoever weighs the most loses and then the rest of the gang gets to vote on who leaves on top of that, but the 5 lb bet between SwAg and The Orca resulted in The Orca tying with glen. Tough luck guys. RIP GLEN AND ORCA THE WEIGHT GAIN WAS TOO MUCH ON YOUR BODIES Recount...I think glen had a foot off the scale 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Orca Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 Outpost can we get a real host in here lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Orca Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, Tyty said: The results tl;dr @SwAg 590@TedLavie 593@kingseanjohn 597@FinneasGage 597@Hockey5djh 598@theuntouchable 600@ET80 601@Dome 602@Whicker 602@skywindO2 602@Malfatron 603@Pickle Rick 603@The Orca 609@Glen 609 now I said the scoring is whoever weighs the most loses and then the rest of the gang gets to vote on who leaves on top of that, but the 5 lb bet between SwAg and The Orca resulted in The Orca tying with glen. Tough luck guys. RIP GLEN AND ORCA THE WEIGHT GAIN WAS TOO MUCH ON YOUR BODIES Wait...I thought the person who loses is out...my side bet wasnt part of the single challenge but the team competition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 Don't listen to him Tyty, he's trying to weasel out of the plain text of the bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Orca Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, SwAg said: Don't listen to him Tyty, he's trying to weasel out of the plain text of the bet. That's a lie and you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, The Orca said: That's a lie and you know On 2/21/2019 at 7:33 PM, The Orca said: I'll bet you 5 lbs on it On 2/21/2019 at 7:59 PM, The Orca said: Whoever does better is the winner between us and the loser gains 5 lbs from the winner Nah, that's just English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Orca Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 @Tyty Clear it was a team bet On 2/21/2019 at 7:40 PM, The Orca said: Each team started at like 600 On 2/21/2019 at 7:34 PM, SwAg said: I have no point of reference. Is that a lot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Orca Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 Just now, The Orca said: @Tyty Clear it was a team bet Yep, to bad you cant comprehend it Just now, SwAg said: Nah, that's just English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted February 23, 2019 Share Posted February 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, The Orca said: Wait...I thought the person who loses is out...my side bet wasnt part of the single challenge but the team competition Plus, this post is inconsistent with your beliefs in those posts. So now you're lying to Tyty. Such a villain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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