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2 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

to be fair, only 2 are up now.

and its still the best band of the eighties

best band of the 90s of course is Ween.

i will weigh in on post-2000 when i have heard enough samples, but im leaning Miley Cyrus

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Alright Challenge you disgusting bleu cheese pastries

Edit: your goal is to lose weight but only the 6 lowest scores actually lose weight. Weigh this with your selection frickin idiots god you’re all fat for a pretty clear reason 

This will be a simple challenge. Each of you will choose a workout to do:

1. Cross fit with a touch of keto diet 

[lose 10 pounds with a 10% chance of doubling weight loss amount]

2. Stair Climber with mini treadmills on the steps

[lose 8 pounds with a 20% chance of doubling amount]

3. Walk to the fridge but the fridge has been put in your garage

[lose 5 pounds with a 30% chance of doubling amount]

4. Jerking off to Jillian Michaels with desensitizing lotion

[lose 2 pounds with a 50% chance of doubling amount]

5. lifting a doughnut to your mouth and eating it

[lose 0 pounds with an 70% chance of gaining 5 -15 pounds][you can eat another doughnut too here to gain another pound if you feel like it]

 

HOW IT’S SCORED!?!:

whoever loses the least weight while still losing weight scores. The top scores for half the competitors will lose the weight and the lowest scorers won’t lose any weight. Anyone that opts to eat the doughnuts and gains that weight in an attempt to lose the lowest amount of weight without gaining and ends up gaining weight still gains the weight. 

Also, the doughnut option says 5-15 pounds lost. If you are unlucky and lose the 70% chance then there will be a re-roll where it’s decided if you gain 5, 10, or 15 pounds. 

 

Hint: it might not be a good idea to choose the most weight lost option as other contestants might all choose like 2 pounds lost or something. Check yourself

 

IF THIS WAS CONFUSING OR UNCLEAR AND YOU NEED SOMETHING EXPLAINED, you can go **** yourself. 

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