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20 hours ago, Uffdaswede said:

Not that I want the poetry of your satire to be lost, but the swear filter once took out a verb leaving us no idea which curse word reasonably fit. I think the OP rescued us by revealing that the word was sn*tch, resulting in Incog overgeneralizing and replacing every ***** he encountered with “sn*tch” for a while.
 

My favorite example of filter overzealousness is being unable to reference **** Vermeil or **** Butkus by name. 

This could be the first entry for the "Packers FF Lore" Wikipedia entry tbh.

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13 hours ago, HighCalebR said:

Aww man, he was going to be my deadpool too. Still banking on the mason JK heist team

The only thing Mason steals is hearts.  And the souls of the Lions. 

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34 minutes ago, ThatJerkDave said:

The only thing Mason steals is hearts.  And the souls of the Lions. 

Jk on the other hand is guaranteed to get caught up trying to pass a fake ID at a liquor store one of these days

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57 minutes ago, ThatJerkDave said:

The only thing Mason steals is hearts.  And the souls of the Lions. 

He's our Danny Ocean. The unassuming nature is just part of the guise.

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35 minutes ago, HighCalebR said:

Id run through a wall for coach. Lets gooo

Is it just me or does the beard soften that angry visage? Typically his eyes bore through you like a planetary drill from a Klingon mining vessel. Viewing him in this meeting, words like reflective, professorial, or not a freaking maniac come to mind. I hope Kyler Fackrell is the only edge he’s lost. 

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Theres a better thread for this to go in but SOMEONE got that locked up. Theres not enough Jordy content. Disclaimer: This is all just ****ery and nonsense.

TL;DL Jordy is going to be a packer again.

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I hate this time of year because I see, “Packers sign,” and I get all excited only for it to turn into, “...7th round pick Garvin.”

 

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And for the record, I believe every single Packer rookie is bound to have a Hall of Fame career.  I just say they won’t do **** because if I say it they will.  We signed Garvin.  He will be the next player to have a 4 sack preseason game and stay on practice squad for two years, then make the 55, then get cut and sign for the Dolphins and have a 4 sack season.

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1 hour ago, Outpost31 said:

And for the record, I believe every single Packer rookie is bound to have a Hall of Fame career.  I just say they won’t do **** because if I say it they will.  We signed Garvin.  He will be the next player to have a 4 sack preseason game and stay on practice squad for two years, then make the 55, then get cut and sign for the Dolphins and have a 4 sack season.

And then I'll be there to point out his CAV score makes him a great pick when people call him a bust ha

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On 4/30/2020 at 9:02 AM, AlexGreen#20 said:

I don't think things are as dire as he makes it out to be. I think this is still a 10-6 team.

"This is a 10-6 team" gets two reactions - either you're wildly disrespecting the franchise by suggesting their 13-3 record this season might've been due to some luck OR you're a wild optimist because they'll go 0-16 and not score a point. 

No one does manic/depressive like the GB fanbase. 

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1 hour ago, Outpost31 said:

And for the record, I believe every single Packer rookie is bound to have a Hall of Fame career.  I just say they won’t do **** because if I say it they will.  We signed Garvin.  He will be the next player to have a 4 sack preseason game and stay on practice squad for two years, then make the 55, then get cut and sign for the Dolphins and have a 4 sack season.

And then I'll be there to point out his CAV score makes him a great pick when people call him a bust ha

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I don't want to be the guy lined up across Z this year. This is a joke...

Z only led the league last year in interior pressure rate, was 2nd in overall pressure rate, led the league in pressures and was one of the most double-teamed EDGE players in the league. Guy should have been the defensive player of the year last year as well as an All-Pro. 

Can you say...

Packers linebacker Za'Darius Smith no longer 'snubbed' - al.com

 

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Z just needs to go out and prove it again.  I doubt he'll get snubbed again if he comes close to matching his '19 output.  He was excellent last year.

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