theJ Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 1 minute ago, bucsfan333 said: But some of us are more perfecter than others. Your grasp of the English language continues to impress me more and more. Have another football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucsfan333 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Just now, theJ said: Your grasp of the English language continues to impress me more and more. Have another football. I gots it down, mang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ramssuperbowl99 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 2 minutes ago, theJ said: Yeah if i could rewind time, i would have bought that. But i thought, "hey, they have gummies. He'll eat that." Bad decision. Eh I mean he's 4. You can just order him around. What's he gonna do, say no? I don't actually think this, but I love telling parents this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LETSGOBROWNIES Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 13 minutes ago, theJ said: Yeah if i could rewind time, i would have bought that. But i thought, "hey, they have gummies. He'll eat that." Bad decision. Bananas brah, he’ll be good to go. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theJ Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 12 minutes ago, ramssuperbowl99 said: Eh I mean he's 4. You can just order him around. What's he gonna do, say no? I don't actually think this, but I love telling parents this. Last night we forced some tylenol down his throat because had a fever. We put it in a syringe, held him down, and injected it straight into the back of his throat. We are great parents. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theJ Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, LETSGOBROWNIES said: Bananas brah, he’ll be good to go. Quick google search just educated me on pre-biotics. Thanks! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bucsfan333 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 56 minutes ago, Tyty said: @bucsfan333 how do you have time to post on here so much with your Post Malone career taking off so hard lately I have the interwebz in my pocket. It's pretty nifty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 My goal in life is to become so disfigured by an unhealthy hobby that I'm featured in a commercial condemning it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 12 minutes ago, Tyty said: My goal in life is to become so disfigured by an unhealthy hobby that I'm featured in a commercial condemning it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 3 hours ago, theJ said: Last night we forced some tylenol down his throat because had a fever. We put it in a syringe, held him down, and injected it straight into the back of his throat. We are great parents. This is my life. Wife tried to reason with our 3 year old - Oh sweetie, it's gonna make you feel better, OK? You need it for you sickies (baby talk is going to drive me absolutely insane, BTW). 10 seconds later, wife is covered in gooey combo of Penecillin and spit, and daughter is unleashing a blood curdling scream. Daddy walks in, says "Cut that **** out!" Grab a syringe, pin her arms down and boom - bit of spit up, but medicine is now administered. (I'm allergic to Penecillin, so it could have literally killed me). Despite all of that, I'M the one getting yelled at for language and tone. **** that noise, I get **** done. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywindO2 Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Did anyone ever have to clean their elementary school desks with shaving cream at the end of the year? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theJ Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 34 minutes ago, EliteTexan80 said: This is my life. Wife tried to reason with our 3 year old - Oh sweetie, it's gonna make you feel better, OK? You need it for you sickies (baby talk is going to drive me absolutely insane, BTW). 10 seconds later, wife is covered in gooey combo of Penecillin and spit, and daughter is unleashing a blood curdling scream. Daddy walks in, says "Cut that **** out!" Grab a syringe, pin her arms down and boom - bit of spit up, but medicine is now administered. (I'm allergic to Penecillin, so it could have literally killed me). Despite all of that, I'M the one getting yelled at for language and tone. **** that noise, I get **** done. Sometimes you just can't worry about traumatizing your kid. They're more upset about the medicine than what you're doing to them, so they'll be fine. Right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theJ Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Some days i dream about being fired for something dumb, just so i can restart a similar job with less responsibility. I have only myself to blame, for doing a good job and all that crap. Or maybe i'm a sucker for doing things to get myself noticed and climb the ladder. Either way, i'm exhausted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PARROTHEAD Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Kids watching videos in the car pool today. All of them seem to say, "Fast forward it backwards". And looked a state of confusion when asked "You mean rewind?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cddolphin Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 11 minutes ago, PARROTHEAD said: Kids watching videos in the car pool today. All of them seem to say, "Fast forward it backwards". And looked a state of confusion when asked "You mean rewind?" "What are you 'winding' exactly, grandpa??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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