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y'all are too quiet... try some pwny

Owner Team PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA OR DR LUCK
Rammy Egypt Starfalls 14.712 2 0 1.000 21 57 36 7 1 0.161
TK3 Reykjavík Direwolves 14.215 2 0 1.000 23 71 48 2 7 0.223
Rackcs Chicago Fire 13.530 1 1 0.500 14 51 37 12 2 -0.691
Malfatron Norway Knights 12.709 2 0 1.000 18 80 62 1 17 0.411
Ruskie Rio de Janeiro Pirates 11.354 2 0 1.000 9 58 49 5 9 0.581
Remixxx Scranton Papermakers 11.152 2 0 1.000 8 55 47 9 4 0.606
SirA Freiburg Venom 10.767 1 1 0.500 7 55 48 9 7 -0.346
Khodder Tacoma Thunder 9.004 1 1 0.500 2 43 41 15 3 -0.126
Swoosh Richmond Flying Squirrels 8.755 1 1 0.500 2 57 55 7 11 -0.094
Ravens Hanoi Viet Kongs 8.729 1 1 0.500 2 59 57 4 12 -0.091
Glem Little Rock Uni Royals 8.446 1 1 0.500 1 48 47 13 4 -0.056
EaglesPete Rocket City Trash Pandas 8.446 1 1 0.500 1 48 47 13 4 -0.056
Bucsfan Phoenix Rattlers 8.329 1 1 0.500 1 65 64 3 19 -0.041
YoungBucs Miami Sharks 5.959 1 1 0.500 -6 58 64 5 19 0.255
Counselor Anchorage Moose 5.823 1 1 0.500 -6 54 60 11 15 0.272
RMIB Indianapolis Predators 3.110 0 2 0.000 -12 39 51 18 10 -0.389
Josh Lancaster Fighting Amish 2.521 0 2 0.000 -16 43 59 15 14 -0.315
The Orca Antarctica Penguin Poppers 1.737 0 2 0.000 -20 41 61 17 16 -0.217
Mookie South Africa Woolly Mammoths 0.974 0 2 0.000 -25 37 62 19 17 -0.122
Whickok Pittsburgh Punishers 0.891 0 2 0.000 -24 34 58 20 13 -0.111
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only been 2 games, but @Malfatron offense is pretty nuts so far. Which is a little surprising considering Dak has some 2020 injury nerf, Zeke has basically been worse and worse every season of his career, and Juju also had a majorly down year. but props to this early output

I believe the record is like 500 points on the nose, which is more like 31 PPG. I don't think there's any way he comes close to matching his current pace, but even over a small sample of 2 games, 80 total points is pretty bomb.

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On 3/27/2021 at 10:39 PM, Malfatron said:

Formula:

( 10 x YPC (offense) + Passer Rating (offense) + 2 X Avg Pts/Game Scored) – (10 X OPP YPC (defense) + OPP Passer Rating (defense)+ 2 X OPP Avg Pts/Game)

 

MALF RANKINGS

1. (Y)Egypt Starfells (2-0): 65.65 (+1)

2. (B)Chicago Fire (1-1): 49.32 (+12)

3 . (Y)Freiburg Venom (1-1 ) 40.46 (-2)

4. (R)Reykjavík Direwolves (2-0): 39.3 (+0)

5. (B)Norway Knights (2-0): 30.77 (+3)

6.  (R) Rio Pirates (2-0): 24.67 ( -1)

7. (G)Phoenix Rattlers (1-1): 15.15 (+6)

8. (B)Tacoma Thunder (1-1): 12.52 (-1)

9. (B)Little Rock Uni Royals (1-1): 10.92 ( -3)

10. (G)Scr Papermakers (2-0): 6.66 (+1)

11. (G)Rich Flying Squirrels (1-1): 2.87 (-8)

12. (R) Hanoi Viet Kongs (1-1): (-4.98) (+4)

13. (Y) RCTrash Pandas(1-1): (-11.55) (+6)

14. (B)Anchorage Moose (1-1): (-12.43) (-5)

15. (G)Miami Sharks(1-1): (-25.76) (+3)

16. (R)Lanc Amish (0-2): (-27.77) (-4)

17. (Y)Ind Predators (0-2): (-34.1) (-7)

18.(Y) Ant. P Poppers (0-2): (-48.63) (+2)

19.  (R) SA Mammoths (0-2): (- 49.15) (-2)

20. (G)Pitt Punishers (0-2): (-81.29) (-5)

current prediction record: 6-4

Malf locks: 1-0

 

WEEK 3 (Wed, March 31)
South Africa Woolly Mammoths @ Lancaster Fighting Amish

The Fighting Amish have a sneaky good defense, and if they can stop settling for FGs, they can win some games. The SA Mammoths have way too many holes to be a threat. However, theres the Brady factor.

He just may be able to score enough points, but i predict josh forces a late turnover to ice the game

Prediction:

Amish win 23-21

 


Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Reykjavík Direwolves

If the Kongs only had a QB, they would be a legit division contender (Ahem, Carr is available. hit me up!)

As it stands, its unlikely the Kongs take out a top team like the Direwolves

Prediction:

Direwolves win 27-14


Indianapolis Predators @ Freiburg Venom

The Venom got robbed in their previous game, and Herbert fell back down to earth. Again, the Preds are built for the future, not for the now.

Prediction: Venom 35-20


Anchorage Moose @ Little Rock Uni Royals

This is going to be a close game between two streaky teams

Goof looks terrible one game and a god the next.  You never know what you are gonna get with the Unis.

Prediction:

Royals win in a weird 25-22 game

 


Tacoma Thunder @ Pittsburgh Punishers

This is gonna be ugly.

Its the MALF LOCK of the week.

The punishers have shown very little competitveness, and i dont expect that to change against a very talented Thunder team.

Prediction:

Thunder wins 38-17 MALF LOCK


Egypt Starfalls @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates

past history aside, Rio has been really fortunate to win this year, and Egypt looks like an unstoppable powerhouse.

I bet its close for a while, but the Starfells ridiculous efficiency put it away

prediction:

Starfells win 34-24


Miami Sharks @ Rocket City Trash Pandas

Very difficult one to predict.

Theres enough to love and hate on both teams here. 

When in doubt, pick yellow over green though

Prediction:

Pandas win 28-27


Norway Knights @ Richmond Flying Squirrels

The Knights 40 streak gets broken here. Its bound to happen sometime.

Norway and RIC tied last year, and my gut tells me that its gonna be close to that again.

Prediction:

Knights win 33-27 OT

 


Scranton Papermakers @ Antarctica Penguin Poppers

Hey, the poppers were kinda competitive last game!

However, scranton should prove too much for them. easy pick

Prediction:

Papermakers win 28-14

 


Chicago Fire @ Phoenix Rattlers

This is going to be a shootout 

The Rattlers cant be stopped or stop anything. And they play Brees and perhaps the best tandem of WRs they could face.

prediction:

Fire wins 38-31

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4 hours ago, Tk3 said:

y'all are too quiet... try some pwny

 

Owner Team PWNY Wins Loss Win % Net PF PA OR DR LUCK
Rammy Egypt Starfalls 14.712 2 0 1.000 21 57 36 7 1 0.161
TK3 Reykjavík Direwolves 14.215 2 0 1.000 23 71 48 2 7 0.223
Rackcs Chicago Fire 13.530 1 1 0.500 14 51 37 12 2 -0.691
Malfatron Norway Knights 12.709 2 0 1.000 18 80 62 1 17 0.411
Ruskie Rio de Janeiro Pirates 11.354 2 0 1.000 9 58 49 5 9 0.581
Remixxx Scranton Papermakers 11.152 2 0 1.000 8 55 47 9 4 0.606
SirA Freiburg Venom 10.767 1 1 0.500 7 55 48 9 7 -0.346
Khodder Tacoma Thunder 9.004 1 1 0.500 2 43 41 15 3 -0.126
Swoosh Richmond Flying Squirrels 8.755 1 1 0.500 2 57 55 7 11 -0.094
Ravens Hanoi Viet Kongs 8.729 1 1 0.500 2 59 57 4 12 -0.091
Glem Little Rock Uni Royals 8.446 1 1 0.500 1 48 47 13 4 -0.056
EaglesPete Rocket City Trash Pandas 8.446 1 1 0.500 1 48 47 13 4 -0.056
Bucsfan Phoenix Rattlers 8.329 1 1 0.500 1 65 64 3 19 -0.041
YoungBucs Miami Sharks 5.959 1 1 0.500 -6 58 64 5 19 0.255
Counselor Anchorage Moose 5.823 1 1 0.500 -6 54 60 11 15 0.272
RMIB Indianapolis Predators 3.110 0 2 0.000 -12 39 51 18 10 -0.389
Josh Lancaster Fighting Amish 2.521 0 2 0.000 -16 43 59 15 14 -0.315
The Orca Antarctica Penguin Poppers 1.737 0 2 0.000 -20 41 61 17 16 -0.217
Mookie South Africa Woolly Mammoths 0.974 0 2 0.000 -25 37 62 19 17 -0.122
Whickok Pittsburgh Punishers 0.891 0 2 0.000 -24 34 58 20 13 -0.111

I think your formula is broken. I don't see @EaglesPeteCat the bottom. 

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Some crazy and heartbreaking games in this Week 3...

South Africa Woolly Mammoths @ Lancaster Fighting Amish: https://youtu.be/1wxKubCjDh8
Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Reykjavík Direwolves: https://youtu.be/Et68Jj9L4rs
Indianapolis Predators @ Freiburg Venom: https://youtu.be/qIDxceDZ7UY
Anchorage Moose @ Little Rock Uni Royals: https://youtu.be/ej1-MMFCqDI
Tacoma Thunder @ Pittsburgh Punishers: https://youtu.be/rDKUrIp_bwY
Egypt Starfalls @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates: https://youtu.be/lpk5qcYy6Vs
Miami Sharks @ Rocket City Trash Pandas: https://youtu.be/KPDtDQAcafw
Norway Knights @ Richmond Flying Squirrels: https://youtu.be/skjL9CB_1Zw
Scranton Papermakers @ Antarctica Penguin Poppers: https://youtu.be/BDxbfULVREg
Chicago Fire @ Phoenix Rattlers: https://youtu.be/LOvNwEsuYiE

GameDocs: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1qjuxRiT1El2pzQhepKe6vYA42gEXgscO?usp=sharing
Updated stats: https://thekillernacho.blogspot.com/2021/03/nsfl-season-21-detailed-statistics.html

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