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5 hours ago, Blackstar12 said:

These scam calls are getting so out of hand it’s so annoying. I’ve got like 4-5 a day last week. It comes at random times in the day. I’m thinking it’s a call from work or family nope “scam likely” 🤦 

The robo calls are bad. The oversea call center telemarketer scams selling pharmaceuticals at "lower than American pharmacy prices" are fun.

When they call, I get really excited - tell 'em how I'm looking for meds - and when they tell me what they got (the blue pill or the yellow pill) I turn around and ask "Well, um... do you... do you have any cocaine...I really love cocaine..."

When they say no, I basically start begging. Telling 'em I'll do whatever they want for cocaine. They hang up... and I call em back, checking to see if they have cocaine. I offer up more of my "goods and services" for just a little cocaine. They get frustrated, hang up... I call 'em back a few more times. 

It does nothing but ruins someone's day. Which... y'know, if you think about it... that's everything I want.

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13 minutes ago, ET80 said:

The robo calls are bad. The oversea call center telemarketer scams selling pharmaceuticals at "lower than American pharmacy prices" are fun.

When they call, I get really excited - tell 'em how I'm looking for meds - and when they tell me what they got (the blue pill or the yellow pill) I turn around and ask "Well, um... do you... do you have any cocaine...I really love cocaine..."

When they say no, I basically start begging. Telling 'em I'll do whatever they want for cocaine. They hang up... and I call em back, checking to see if they have cocaine. I offer up more of my "goods and services" for just a little cocaine. They get frustrated, hang up... I call 'em back a few more times. 

It does nothing but ruins someone's day. Which... y'know, if you think about it... that's everything I want.

That’s funny seen some similar videos of those scammers get pranked back. It’s funny how shocked/frustrated they become  before hanging up lol.

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59 minutes ago, ET80 said:

The robo calls are bad. The oversea call center telemarketer scams selling pharmaceuticals at "lower than American pharmacy prices" are fun.

When they call, I get really excited - tell 'em how I'm looking for meds - and when they tell me what they got (the blue pill or the yellow pill) I turn around and ask "Well, um... do you... do you have any cocaine...I really love cocaine..."

When they say no, I basically start begging. Telling 'em I'll do whatever they want for cocaine. They hang up... and I call em back, checking to see if they have cocaine. I offer up more of my "goods and services" for just a little cocaine. They get frustrated, hang up... I call 'em back a few more times. 

It does nothing but ruins someone's day. Which... y'know, if you think about it... that's everything I want.

I whisper a few times so they really try to listen then yell into the phone. I hope I rupture a few of those scumbags' eardrums.

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I was told me today that, since I'm a manager, my time is worth more than others in my area.

The reason I have a job is because others are doing theirs, and doing it well. So no, I believe their time is worth more than mine. Maybe I'm wrong.

Also, I told him I was thinking 3-4 moves ahead. As in, above his position. He told me you still have to clime the ladder. Maybe back in the day you had to, but I don't think that is the case in today's workforce.

 

 

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16 hours ago, ET80 said:

The robo calls are bad. The oversea call center telemarketer scams selling pharmaceuticals at "lower than American pharmacy prices" are fun.

When they call, I get really excited - tell 'em how I'm looking for meds - and when they tell me what they got (the blue pill or the yellow pill) I turn around and ask "Well, um... do you... do you have any cocaine...I really love cocaine..."

When they say no, I basically start begging. Telling 'em I'll do whatever they want for cocaine. They hang up... and I call em back, checking to see if they have cocaine. I offer up more of my "goods and services" for just a little cocaine. They get frustrated, hang up... I call 'em back a few more times. 

It does nothing but ruins someone's day. Which... y'know, if you think about it... that's everything I want.


I know someone who always plays along too, and she also had a routine. she did it a few times at work and I got to see it, one of the times the guy started cussing at her and hung up, then SHE called the scam number back and got the same guy and cussed him out in return. It’s was great lunch break entertainment, she called the ******* telemarketers back lol 

 

The Teresa Method:

1) She listens to the whole spiel, giving feedback to show she’s taking it seriously, things like ‘Wow’ ‘Are you serious’ and ‘OMG” , not confirming anything they say or answering any questions.

2) After the spiel she says “My laptop is broken? Can I pay over the phone? … … Oh really? I can just pay now? That’s great!”

3) At this point she has them, the joke has already succeeded, they just don’t know it yet. She begins to give them her payment info “Alright ready? The name on the card is ‘F, U, C-“

You get the idea, you could go a lot of ways with it but a “**** you” never fails to deliver.

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2 hours ago, TVScout said:

If a scam caller wants your social security number just give them this:  567-68-0515

It belonged to Richard Nixon. 🤣

Give them 409-52-2002

Talking the entire time like Elvis. "Dont be cruel with this number now baby. The Kings got his pearly whites laid on ya. Oh Uh huh. "

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