Dome Posted June 7, 2022 Share Posted June 7, 2022 another time i applied for a pest control place, but told them i was allergic to bees dude stared at me like he was on a prank TV show. no sir you are not, I really am this stupid. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PARROTHEAD Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 Its not just on here I like screwing with people. Have this one group of neighbors that are nothing but a pack of nosey gossips. A few are terrified my old German friend that owns all the acreage in front of their homes might sell a lot and it be built on. So I put up phony driveway stakes, and more to mark a foundation. Right in front of their homes. The panic and shock out these people is hilarious. Theyre bombarding him with calls. Sneak out while its dark in a bit and yank them all up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 Honestly, Apple’s Live Photos feature might be for me their greatest addition (even though it’s been around like half a decade). It’s cool af seeing my oldest pictures come to life like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 There’s a festival upcoming featuring a ton of my favorite hipster indie bands that would’ve been cool af to see and I got time off work that day but my daughter’s dance recital thing is that day. I’ve been paying $70/month for her dance practice whatever’s for like 9 months now so I should probably not be a deadbeat dad and actually go to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 6 hours ago, Dome said: i applied for a sales job at a lumberyard and the person in the interview said: "you're perfect, we'll call you in for another meeting with the boss in the next few days." he also started talking about my future there talking about what shifts I would be working and who else works certain shifts, talking about people i didn't even know obviously... never heard anything, called back a week later and he said the next guy that came in was better lol Other guy must’ve been better at juggling hammers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 6 hours ago, Dome said: another time i applied for a pest control place, but told them i was allergic to bees dude stared at me like he was on a prank TV show. no sir you are not, I really am this stupid. i worked at a flower shop for 8 months while being allergic to flowers. eventually got a thorn in the finger and my finger got super messed up from an allergic reaction and i quit. finger is still messed up. and something happened with my ears i think it gave me some kind of eustachian tube dysfunction. it worked out tho because i was making close to no money with the commute. really only worked there cause there so many chicks. it was really unbelievable. so much turnover and it was just always a new batch of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted June 8, 2022 Share Posted June 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, FinneasGage said: i worked at a flower shop for 8 months while being allergic to flowers. eventually got a thorn in the finger and my finger got super messed up from an allergic reaction and i quit. finger is still messed up. and something happened with my ears i think it gave me some kind of eustachian tube dysfunction. it worked out tho because i was making close to no money with the commute. really only worked there cause there so many chicks. it was really unbelievable. so much turnover and it was just always a new batch of them I’ve worked in a distillery for 4.5 years even though the grains **** with my allergies and potentially give me lung infections ❤️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted June 9, 2022 Share Posted June 9, 2022 How much would you pay to go to a hockey game where the goalies fight each other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bucsfan333 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 On 6/8/2022 at 1:05 AM, FinneasGage said: i worked at a flower shop for 8 months while being allergic to flowers. eventually got a thorn in the finger and my finger got super messed up from an allergic reaction and i quit. finger is still messed up. and something happened with my ears i think it gave me some kind of eustachian tube dysfunction. it worked out tho because i was making close to no money with the commute. really only worked there cause there so many chicks. it was really unbelievable. so much turnover and it was just always a new batch of them I'd buy flowers from you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 AMEX: Don’t leave home without it. “Sorry, we don’t take American Express here” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Ty21 said: AMEX: Don’t leave home without it. “Sorry, we don’t take American Express here” What farmers’ market doesn’t take AMEX? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamq Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 There was a time when stuff like this was the peak of internet humor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 I was today years old when I found out you can eat shrimp tail shells 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimdallr Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 10 minutes ago, Ty21 said: I was today years old when I found out you can eat shrimp tail shells I've eaten live shrimp. I don't recommend. Very sharp and squirmy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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