Malfatron Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 Just now, SwAg said: no, no. I meant that the GOAT is in the goat game. lol i know what you meant, i was just trying to get you to sign up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 and we will see how you match up with the other goats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Well, I'm going to lose to the SwAg GOAT. He's an inside goat if I ever seen one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daboyle Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, SwAg said: Well, I'm going to lose to the SwAg GOAT. He's an inside goat if I ever seen one. I gotta destroy all these bourgeoisie overlords in your honor, comrade. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLO Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Biblical Goat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, TLO said: Biblical Goat please assign 4 perk points Perks: Cost 2 Perk Points: Lower the horns: 10% chance on each successful attack to automatically kill the other goat. However, lowers your dodge by 20% Sexy Goat dance: Distract the opposing goat. Lowers opposing goat dodge by 25% Karate Goat: 25% chance to do double damage for each attack Kidding: At the beginning of the game, you squeeze out a little goat (2 HP, 20% dodge who will fight the opposing goat instead of you until dead(no powers). The little goat will be attacked first Costs 1 Perk point: Baaaaa: due to your deafening noise, you have a 20% percent chance to attack twice in the same round Grass Aplenty: You have an extra HP point to start the game because of all the yummy grass Milk Squirt: 25% chance to squirt milk in the opposing goats eyes to make them miss an attack Alpha: You get to attack first in the round. If both goats have Alpha, then nobody goes first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Not my type of game but I’ll spectate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Oh wait I’ll play. I want Black Phillip 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TLO Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 I’ll go milk squirt, baaaaa, and sexy goat dance 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnarok Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Malfatron said: @Dome @SwAg @daboyle250 @Pickle Rick @The Orca @squire12 @ET80 @mission27 @TLO @JoshstraDaymus @Blue @theuntouchable @Matts4313 @bcb1213 @Ragnarok@rackcs @Whicker @Counselor @DingoLadd @MWil23 Remove me from the tag list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 29, 2020 Author Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Counselor said: Oh wait I’ll play. I want Black Phillip assign 5 perk points Cost 2 Perk Points: Lower the horns: 10% chance on each successful attack to automatically kill the other goat. However, lowers your dodge by 20% Sexy Goat dance: Distract the opposing goat. Lowers opposing goat dodge by 25% Karate Goat: 25% chance to do double damage for each attack Kidding: At the beginning of the game, you squeeze out a little goat (2 HP, 20% dodge who will fight the opposing goat instead of you until dead(no powers). The little goat will be attacked first Costs 1 Perk point: Baaaaa: due to your deafening noise, you have a 20% percent chance to attack twice in the same round Grass Aplenty: You have an extra HP point to start the game because of all the yummy grass Milk Squirt: 25% chance to squirt milk in the opposing goats eyes to make them miss an attack Alpha: You get to attack first in the round. If both goats have Alpha, then nobody goes first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Just now, Malfatron said: assign 5 perk points Cost 2 Perk Points: Lower the horns: 10% chance on each successful attack to automatically kill the other goat. However, lowers your dodge by 20% Sexy Goat dance: Distract the opposing goat. Lowers opposing goat dodge by 25% Karate Goat: 25% chance to do double damage for each attack Kidding: At the beginning of the game, you squeeze out a little goat (2 HP, 20% dodge who will fight the opposing goat instead of you until dead(no powers). The little goat will be attacked first Costs 1 Perk point: Baaaaa: due to your deafening noise, you have a 20% percent chance to attack twice in the same round Grass Aplenty: You have an extra HP point to start the game because of all the yummy grass Milk Squirt: 25% chance to squirt milk in the opposing goats eyes to make them miss an attack Alpha: You get to attack first in the round. If both goats have Alpha, then nobody goes first Kidding, Grass Aplenty, Karate Goat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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