Dome Posted June 7, 2019 Author Share Posted June 7, 2019 1 hour ago, SwAg said: I remember writing that. If it makes you feel better, @The Orca never asked to be Mr. Dildo either 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Dome said: If it makes you feel better, @The Orca never asked to be Mr. Dildo either There is a very inappropriate joke to be made here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted June 8, 2019 Author Share Posted June 8, 2019 @Matts4313 as Christopher Lloyd as Professor Plum. @Counselor as Quick Draw Macaw @MWil23 as Blondie @KOTN-93 Waylon "Ashtray" Andrews @Hockey5djh as Jim @Malfatron as Gary King @theuntouchable as Butch "The Untouchable" Alonzo. @ET80 as Eagle Thunder, Chief of the Slapahoes. @bcb1213 as John Marston @rackcs as Ashton Beauregard III @Woz as Wulf @James as Pierre McGillicuddy @squire12 as Art Vandelay @Forge as the Frito Bandito @The Orca as Dead Eye Bilbo @Pickle Rick as Cannon Bell @SwAg as ????? Last callllllll!!!!!!!! If any of your friends, enemies or frenemies aren’t on this list you have about 3 hours to get them in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 4 hours ago, Matts4313 said: @Dome Did you get my new PM? playing the PM game again I see 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Dome said: Why can’t I break eye contact?! Hey, hey. My eyes are up here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 31 minutes ago, Dome said: @Matts4313 as Christopher Lloyd as Professor Plum. @Counselor as Quick Draw Macaw @MWil23 as Blondie @KOTN-93 Waylon "Ashtray" Andrews @Hockey5djh as Jim @Malfatron as Gary King @theuntouchable as Butch "The Untouchable" Alonzo. @ET80 as Eagle Thunder, Chief of the Slapahoes. @bcb1213 as John Marston @rackcs as Ashton Beauregard III @Woz as Wulf @James as Pierre McGillicuddy @squire12 as Art Vandelay @Forge as the Frito Bandito @The Orca as Dead Eye Bilbo @Pickle Rick as Cannon Bell @SwAg as ????? Last callllllll!!!!!!!! If any of your friends, enemies or frenemies aren’t on this list you have about 3 hours to get them in here. @Danger I think he is all 3? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 32 minutes ago, Malfatron said: playing the PM game again I see I quit. Somebody give me the chat link. 27 minutes ago, ET80 said: Hey, hey. My eyes are up here. I have a lot of Indian clients. Between all of them, they weight a combined 97 pounds. This isnt to be racist, but I have just never seen an enormous monster Indian dude in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: I have a lot of Indian clients. Between all of them, they weight a combined 97 pounds. This isnt to be racist, but I have just never seen an enormous monster Indian dude in my life. I look in the mirror and see one every day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted June 8, 2019 Author Share Posted June 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: I quit. Somebody give me the chat link. I have a lot of Indian clients. Between all of them, they weight a combined 97 pounds. This isnt to be racist, but I have just never seen an enormous monster Indian dude in my life. Happy Singh, left tackle Middle school kid I coached... he was a man among boys. I once saw him dunk a linebacker in curry sauce and eat him in one bite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted June 8, 2019 Author Share Posted June 8, 2019 Change of plans, I'm free now. The original game was for 17 players anyways so I think I'll just send out roles now. SIGNUPS CLOSED (Unless I make an exception for a straggler) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 Dome, If you give me that role I will def die first. Switch me with someone else, cmon man. XoXo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted June 8, 2019 Author Share Posted June 8, 2019 (edited) A barrel chested man with a deformed head entered. In his gun holsters were two short handled sledge hammers. "I. AM. WAR HAMMER!!!!!" (not a vote) the man screamed at the top of his lungs! "I'm gonna murder each and every last one of you!!!" "Well," Old Man Dome replied. "I love your enthusiasm, so keep that up. The volume could use some work. Also, we can't call it murder for liability reasons, so you're gonna need to rephrase that last bit before you can sign this here release form." War Hammer grabbed Old Man Dome by the throat and held a hammer to the side of his head. "And when I'm done with you I'm gonna go upstairs where I hear them ladies laughing and have my way with ea-" Old Man Dome, the flawless figure of unprecedented equality and unwavering morality that he is, wasn't about to let ol' War Hammer here talk about those gals like that. In one swift motion he unholstered his revolver and fired 3 rounds right into War Hammer, good thing he was only lynch proof!!! War Hammer screamed and smashed Old Man Dome across the head with a hammer. They both crumpled to the floor. With his dying words War Hammer muttered "Boys, kill 'em all. Kill every last one of 'em.... Do it by the rules though, the Dueling tournament thing. We may be bandits, but we ain't above rules." Old Man Dome was bleeding from his ear but no more unconscious than usual. He too muttered his last words, "You shoulda listened to me. I knew Iron Man was in the game!" The group looked at each other confused, the old man must've really taken some serious damage to the head on that hit. Old Man Dome was Green/Town-Aligned War Hammer was the Bandit Leader. @Matts4313 as Christopher Lloyd as Professor Plum. @Counselor as Quick Draw Macaw @MWil23 as Blondie @KOTN-93 Waylon "Ashtray" Andrews @Hockey5djh as Jim @Malfatron as Gary King @theuntouchable as Butch "The Untouchable" Alonzo. @ET80 as Eagle Thunder, Chief of the Slapahoes. @bcb1213 as John Marston @rackcs as Ashton Beauregard III @Woz as Wulf @James as Pierre McGillicuddy @squire12 as Art Vandelay @Forge as the Frito Bandito @The Orca as Dead Eye Bilbo @Pickle Rick as Cannon Bell @SwAg as ????? Night Zero begins now. You may talk while roles are sent out in the order of the Signup List over the next hour or so. There are no moves on Night Zero. Since you already have your character name and background information you will just be given your alignment and ability. Town Aligned - Eliminate all threats to Town. Bandit Aligned - Own at least half of the games population to win. Other - Unknown. Quote Vanilla Role PMs will look like this: You are Town Aligned. You are a Townie. Quote Power Role PMs will look like this: You are Town Aligned. You are ----------. [Description of ability] Player biographies may or may not influence the ability that player is given. It will not influence their alignment. Edited June 8, 2019 by Dome 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 There was a fair amount of plagiarism in that write up. Feels like I have read that story before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Orca Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: There was a fair amount of plagiarism in that write up. Feels like I have read that story before. Danger sent you another PM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squire12 Posted June 8, 2019 Share Posted June 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: There was a fair amount of plagiarism in that write up. Feels like I have read that story before. It was a good read the first time....an even better read the second time. Can't wait until I read something similar in a year from now. That story is going to age very well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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