FinneasGage Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 One of the homies invited a random chick over yesterday and she showed up with strep throat. All 6 guys that sleep at the crib are now sick as ****. Imagine showing up somewhere with the likely intent of light sin and leaving having profoundly affected an entire community like that 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Matts4313 said: I am really annoyed. My son plays QB and is legit good (he was invited to a camp in cincy for the top 10 peewee QBs in the country). He went 2-3 for 2 TDs (one 60 yards, the other 15ish) and the lone miss was a drop on another 60+ yard TD. After the game, the OC said "I didnt know you could throw like this". Because his team literally hates throwing. My son said it had been 2 weeks since he threw a single pass in practice. All of this was after they demoted him to B team because he is too slow. The A team QB went 0-2 with both throws out of bounds. But he is fast as hell and an incredible runner. He only had 3 fumbles. SMH When I was able to call plays we were scoring 40 a game with the same kids. Middle school coaches are idiots. As an aside note, the Eagles fan I am dating agreed my son JT is better than Wentz, so I will now have an eternal erection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Just now, Matts4313 said: As an aside note, the Eagles fan I am dating agreed my son JT is better than Wentz, so I will now have an eternal erection. That’s some honest genuine pride. My sons never given me an erection before. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, Tyty said: That’s some honest genuine pride. My sons never given me an erection before. You arent catholic are you? Im not either, but that was an easy set up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Matts4313 said: You arent catholic are you? Im not either, but that was an easy set up. Stop bumping this above IT mafia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 9 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: As an aside note, the Eagles fan I am dating agreed my son JT is better than Wentz, so I will now have an eternal erection. is this true @Danger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Malfatron said: is this true @Danger? Ask @Kiltman or @ianlewis16, they have my facebook and phone number. They can see the video. But tyty also does. And maybe ET80 and Pwny? No I dont think they do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Malfatron said: is this true @Danger? I wonder who's the cutest. JT, Carson, or the guy Matts is dating? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 @EaglesPeteC hit em up with the followup joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, Danger said: I wonder who's the cutest. JT, Carson, or the guy Matts is dating? JT, he has those Romo dimples with the blonde hair. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, Danger said: @EaglesPeteC hit em up with the followup joke. IF he says JT sucks I fly to filthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 ALSO. Any Eagles fan who would date a Cowboys fan, is either A. not a real fan or B. Excommunicated from the fandom. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Just now, Matts4313 said: JT, he has those Romo dimples with the blonde hair. Crazy to think that kid was just born when I first joined this damn forum... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Matts4313 said: IF he says JT sucks I fly to filthy Nah, most Philly fans will leave someone's kids out of it (all bets are off if the kid himself starts mouthing off though) Edited September 25, 2019 by Danger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Who is JT? Sounds like a bum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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