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4 minutes ago, Dome said:

I’ll do what I can to get you a monkey butler.

and by do what I can, I mean I’m pretty sure we can trick @Tyty into it 

Doesn't he qualify more as an ape and not a monkey?  I can't be having anything in the house I can't take down with a well-placed blow dart tranquilizer.

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2 minutes ago, The LBC said:

Doesn't he qualify more as an ape and not a monkey?  I can't be having anything in the house I can't take down with a well-placed blow dart tranquilizer.

You just roll a bottle of peach schnapps into the closet and lock the door when he runs in after it 

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ROUND 2

Beef Short Loin vs Beef Rib
Beef Brisket vs Beef Sirloin
Pork Shoulder vs Pork Tenderloin
Pork Ribs vs Pork Belly

 

Redemption (Elimination) Bracket

Ground Beef vs Pork Butt (Ham, Shank, Hock)
Beef Round vs Ground Sausage 
Beef Flank/Plate vs Pork Loin
Beef Chuck vs Sausage Links

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7 hours ago, Dome said:

ROUND 2

Beef Short Loin vs Beef Rib
Beef Brisket vs Beef Sirloin
Pork Shoulder vs Pork Tenderloin
Pork Ribs vs Pork Belly

Redemption (Elimination) Bracket

Ground Beef vs Pork Butt (Ham, Shank, Hock)
Beef Round vs Ground Sausage 
Beef Flank/Plate vs Pork Loin
Beef Chuck vs Sausage Links

This has the potential to start an actual fight. We've got the filet versus the ribeye leading off.

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ROUND 2

Beef Short Loin vs Beef Rib
Beef Brisket vs Beef Sirloin
Pork Shoulder vs Pork Tenderloin
Pork Ribs vs Pork Belly (This might be the toughest decision I've ever made in my life)

 

Redemption (Elimination) Bracket

Ground Beef vs Pork Butt (Ham, Shank, Hock)
Beef Round vs Ground Sausage 
Beef Flank/Plate vs Pork Loin
Beef Chuck vs Sausage Links

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9 hours ago, Dome said:

ROUND 2

Beef Short Loin vs Beef Rib
Beef Brisket vs Beef Sirloin
Pork Shoulder vs Pork Tenderloin
Pork Ribs vs Pork Belly

 

Redemption (Elimination) Bracket

Ground Beef vs Pork Butt (Ham, Shank, Hock)
Beef Round vs Ground Sausage 
Beef Flank/Plate vs Pork Loin
Beef Chuck vs Sausage Links

 

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ROUND 2

Beef Short Loin vs Beef Rib
Beef Brisket vs Beef Sirloin
Pork Shoulder vs Pork Tenderloin
Pork Ribs vs Pork Belly

 

Redemption (Elimination) Bracket

Ground Beef vs Pork Butt (Ham, Shank, Hock)
Beef Round vs Ground Sausage 
Beef Flank/Plate vs Pork Loin
Beef Chuck vs Sausage Links

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8 minutes ago, Malfatron said:

ROUND 2

Beef Short Loin vs Beef Rib
Beef Brisket vs Beef Sirloin
Pork Shoulder vs Pork Tenderloin
Pork Ribs vs Pork Belly

 

Redemption (Elimination) Bracket

Ground Beef vs Pork Butt (Ham, Shank, Hock)
Beef Round vs Ground Sausage 
Beef Flank/Plate vs Pork Loin
Beef Chuck vs Sausage Links

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On 10/18/2018 at 12:07 PM, Dome said:

PHASE 1 - BUTCHER BATTLE

ROUND 2

Beef Short Loin vs Beef Rib
Beef Brisket vs Beef Sirloin
Pork Shoulder vs Pork Tenderloin
Pork Ribs vs Pork Belly

 

Redemption (Elimination) Bracket

Ground Beef vs Pork Butt (Ham, Shank, Hock)
Beef Round vs Ground Sausage 
Beef Flank/Plate vs Pork Loin
Beef Chuck vs Sausage Links

Reference Guide

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Short Loin - Porterhouse, T-Bone, New York Strip, Tenderloin, Filet Mignon         
Rib - Prime Rib, Rib Steak, Ribeye, Spare Ribs        
Chuck - Chuck, Chuck-eye, Flat Iron Steak, Chuck Mock Tenders
Brisket - Flat, Point, Corned Beef, Beef Shanks
Sirloin - Top Sirloin, Sirloin Tip, Petite Sirloin, Tri Tip        
Flank/Plate - Flank Steak, Skirt Steak        
Round - Rump Roast, London Broil, Eye of Round Roast
Ground Beef - Hamburgers, Meatballs, Meatloaf        

Pork-Cuts-Pig-Diagram-Poster-High-Qualit
            
Pork Shoulder - Boston Butt, Blade Steak, Shoulder Roast, Competition/Money Muscle
Pork Loin  - Loin Roast, Loin Chops, Sirloin Chops, 
Pork Tenderloin - Tenderloin Roast, Pork Filets
Pork Ribs - Baby Back Ribs, St. Louis Style Ribs, Flanken/Short Ribs        
Pork Belly - Bacon, Pork Belly, Cottage Bacon
Butt/Leg/Shanks/Hocks - Ham, Smoked Hocks/Shanks     
Sausage (Bulk) - Breakfast sausage, Italian sausage, chorizo, etc.        
Sausage (Links) - Brats, Breakfast Links, Kielbasa, Rope Sausage, etc)

 

ROUND 2

Beef Short Loin vs Beef Rib
Beef Brisket vs Beef Sirloin
Pork Shoulder vs Pork Tenderloin
Pork Ribs vs Pork Belly

 

Redemption (Elimination) Bracket

Ground Beef vs Pork Butt (Ham, Shank, Hock)
Beef Round vs Ground Sausage 
Beef Flank/Plate vs Pork Loin
Beef Chuck vs Sausage Links

No a lot of easy choices

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9 hours ago, Dome said:

ROUND 2

Beef Short Loin vs Beef Rib
Beef Brisket vs Beef Sirloin
Pork Shoulder vs Pork Tenderloin
Pork Ribs vs Pork Belly (this is a hard decision)

 

Redemption (Elimination) Bracket

Ground Beef vs Pork Butt (Ham, Shank, Hock)
Beef Round vs Ground Sausage 
Beef Flank/Plate vs Pork Loin
Beef Chuck vs Sausage Links

 

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On ‎10‎/‎18‎/‎2018 at 1:07 PM, Dome said:

ROUND 2

Beef Short Loin vs Beef Rib
Beef Brisket vs Beef Sirloin
Pork Shoulder vs Pork Tenderloin
Pork Ribs vs Pork Belly

 

Redemption (Elimination) Bracket

Ground Beef vs Pork Butt (Ham, Shank, Hock)
Beef Round vs Ground Sausage 
Beef Flank/Plate vs Pork Loin
Beef Chuck vs Sausage Links

 

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