Mafia Rules and Registration/Discussion Thread

[SwAg]

Oh and throw in a story about overcoming mental health issues so you can ruin the game by accusing anyone who is mean you of trying to trigger your mental health issues.

[SwAg]

1 minute ago, Scoundrel said:

I thought you were a woman?

You think I can’t be a woman and have a massive television, you bigot

[Scoundrel]

9 minutes ago, SwAg said:

You think I can’t be a woman and have a massive television, you bigot

No, it was the winning math and writing competitions that made me question it...

[MWil23]

35 minutes ago, SwAg said:

 

A symphony of ambition, zealousness, but downtrodden with ineptitude in execution, and subsequently berated with hate by others.

That’s you.

I’m going to laugh when one of these scenarios happens:

I draw mafia and proceed to doom the other 2 in my group to an early elimination.

I draw Town and ostracize my voting block who doesn’t know my quirks, leading to mass hysteria and confusion.

I draw Town and get a couple of early wins, rally my voting base, and lose it for us in LYLO.

[MWil23]

36 minutes ago, SwAg said:

Some players will be real laughers, bragging about their accolades.  Mine was talking about cooking, my PRs at the gym, stories about how I won all these math and writing competitions in grade school, how I have an 84 inch “television” that won’t fit in my skinny jeans with my tree trunk calves, and accusing them of being ugly relative to how pretty I am.

I submitted that SwAg taught me everything I know and I’m your protégé. 

[SwAg]

15 minutes ago, MWil23 said:

I submitted that SwAg taught me everything I know and I’m your protégé. 

Oh good.  I’m not sure what name I used there, though.  My handle was Whitney Houston’s Bathtub for one of these competitions.

[SwAg]

I’ll see if I can figure out what my login was.

[SwAg]

40 minutes ago, Scoundrel said:

No, it was the winning math and writing competitions that made me question it...

Well, I was competing with ten-year-olds.

[The Orca]

8 hours ago, MWil23 said:

@Forge @Malfatron @squire12 @SwAg (roast me LOL) @theuntouchable @ET80 @Pickle Rick @The Orca @Scoundrel @Tk3 @kingseanjohn @JoshstraDaymus @bcb1213 @Ragnarok @Dome

@TheKillerNacho @rackcs @AFlaccoSeagulls

I was asked to provide the following:

Bio (Mafia related accolades, impressive stats, fun anecdotes, favorite role to play, strengths and weaknesses, my approach to the game, other players' quotes about you, etc.):

Feel free to have open season here and I welcome your feedback and appreciate your help.  

Strength: getting people to talk in general in order to get a read on them

Weakness: paranoia takes hold leading down the rabbit hole 

[MWil23]

26 minutes ago, The Orca said:

Strength: getting people to talk in general in order to get a read on them

Weakness: paranoia takes hold leading down the rabbit hole 

You all abusing me the first 5 games I played and then wondering why I’m paranoid and have trust issues is hilarious 😂 

[Pickle Rick]

@MWil23 here are some hot takes for you (all in fun)

A wildcard's wildcard.   

Never knows when to exit the rabbit hole.  

He makes an endgame layup feel like a mile long gauntlet run.

Always driving the runaway truck.

A relentless terror with a keyboard and a red bull.

He ain't got nothing on Sherlock Holmes, or an hour old baby for that matter 

He is a trend setter by batflipping after strike 2

He makes Cartman look like an obedient angel

Edited May 12, 2021 by Pickle Rick

[The Orca]

On 4/30/2021 at 10:37 AM, Malfatron said:

actually sorry, im postponing my game.

have to concentrate on BB and work

[Malfatron]

1 hour ago, The Orca said:

so am i.

i will sign up for whover will post a game.

number 1 spot

if not, i will host

[ET80]

23 hours ago, MWil23 said:

I was asked to provide the following:

Bio (Mafia related accolades, impressive stats, fun anecdotes, favorite role to play, strengths and weaknesses, my approach to the game, other players' quotes about you, etc.):

Feel free to have open season here and I welcome your feedback and appreciate your help.  

I'm going to make up some things that could lead one to believe you are Atlanta Falcons WR Julio Jones:

- 32 years old, originally from Alabama but now residing in Georgia for work.

- Former track and basketball prodigy.

- Currently considering a move to Wisconsin or California for work.

- Was once on a highly rated TV show where you stood out but still lost (American Idol? Price is Right? Super Bowl? Dance Mom's?  Who knows...)

- Likes puppies (I mean, who doesn't?)

- Married with one kid.

[Malfatron]

@Pickle Rick im ready for your game.