Nacho Simulation Football League (Season 27 - Week 11 Posted)

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Nacho Simulation Football League

Welcome to the main thread of the Nacho Simulation Football League (or NSFL for short)! This is a Sim league that uses my custom American Football simulation engine, and posts games in play-by-plays viewable on Youtube, with Game Stats listed on the Video description. The league runs bi-annually, a Winter season (after the Super Bowl) and a Summer season (after the NFL draft) using a keeper system. Teams compete for the highly esteemed Quacamole trophy each season.

Offseason Schedule

Monday, February 26th: Deadline for previous owners to renew interest in the league. Failure to do so by this date by posting in the main thread will cause a replacement owner to be found in your place.
Thursday, February 29th: Deadline for owners to submit their Keeper Tags. All keepers will be processed on this date, so keeper tags must be in before this date.
Monday, March 4th: Season 27's draft begins. As this is a winter season, incoming rookies are not eligible.
Friday, March 22nd: Deadline to use any remaining draft picks in the Season 27 draft before normal "first-come first-serve" free agency opens.

Draft Order

1. Scranton Papermakers (4-12)
2. Lancaster Fighting Amish (4-11-1)
3. Freiburg Venom (5-11)
4. Butte Bots (5-10-1)
5. Burlington Sock Puppets (6-10)
6. Wattsville Waste Walruses (7-9)
7. Egypt Starfalls (7-9)
8. Indianapolis Predators (7-8-1)
9. Little Rock Uni Royals (8-8)
10. Cincinnati Buffleheads (8-8)
11. Tokyo Samurai (8-8)
12. Reykjavík Direwolves (9-7)
13. Hanoi Viet Kongs (9-7)
14. New Zealand Blobfish (9-7)
15. Anchorage Amphibians (10-6)
16. Phoenix Rubber Ducks (10-6)
17. Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas (9-6-1)
18. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (11-5)
19. Greenland Polar Bears (12-4)
20. Hamilton Hornets (10-6)

Registration & Off-season Schedule

All former-owners must re-register to renew their interest for this season. For those who are not past owners, you may still ask to join the league, however I will put you on a waiting list. When and if a GM decides to not renew interest or becomes idle, you will be contacted. You must remain an active FootballsFuture member in order to remain on the waiting list - I will remove inactive users from this list periodically.

Waiting list:

• none...

Scheduling

The NSFL supports 20 teams split into four divisions (Red and Blue divisions in the Cheesy Conference, Green and Yellow divisions in the Salsa Conference). The regular season features sixteen games:

• Teams will play each other team in their division twice.
• Teams will play four teams in the other division of their own conference.
• Teams will play four teams of a division in the other conference.

Games will be simulated on “Game Day”, which is every three days after the draft. I will provide links to Youtube videos with the complete Play-By-Plays, as well as text play-by-plays on Google Docs.

The playoffs will feature eight teams (four in each conference) in total. This includes all four division winners, plus four wildcard teams (two per conference). Playoffs last three Game Days. In the first round, the 4th seed of each conference will play at the 1st seed of that Conference, and the 3rd seed will play at the 2nd. After that, the two winners in each Conference will play in the Conference Championship with the higher seed having home-field advantage. Then, winners of the Conference Championship Game from each Conference will play each-other on a neutral field in the Taco Bowl for the highly esteemed Quacamole trophy. Seeding for the playoffs are based on this list of tiebreakers:

1. Record
2. Head-to-Head*
3. Division record (Same division only)
4. Conference record
5. Net points
6. Strength of schedule
7. Coin toss

*This tie-breaker can still apply for a tie featuring more than 2 teams using the transitive property... If one team has head-to-head wins against all of the others, that team comes first in the tiebreaker. And if one team has head-to-head losses against all of the others, that team comes last in the tiebreaker. Also if Team A beat Team B, who beat Team C but Team C and A didn't play, Team A wins the tiebreaker and Team C comes in last in it (although this is only possible for draft order tiebreakers).

Division tiebreakers are applied first. Then with wildcard tiebreakers featuring 3 or more teams, only the teams highest in the division not currently in the playoffs are considered, since under no circumstances can a team make the playoffs over a team higher in their division.

One day before the Taco Bowl each season, a conference vs conference all-star exhibition game called the All-Star Bowl is played, between the Cheesy Conference and the Salsa Conference. The game does not influence anything except the Game MVP of the All-Star Bowl's keeper cost the following season is reduced by 1. The voting rules are as follows:

• Owners can submit a ballot with three selections at every position (including Returner), for each conference. Your first selection will receive 3 votes, your second selection will be worth 2 votes, and the last will be worth 1.
• After the voting period, the final tallies will be posted.
• In the event of a tie, a random number generator to determine who gets in.
• On even seasons, Cheesy runs a 4-3 defense and Salsa runs a 3-4 defense. On odd seasons, Cheesy runs a 3-4 defense and Salsa runs a 4-3 defense.
• The Head Coach for each conference will be the coach of that conference's highest seeded team. The Coordinators will be the coordinators of the team with the best yardage statistics of Offense, Defense, and Special Teams.

Roster Rules & Team Settings

At total, a roster has 26 players and 4 coaches. This roster includes: one Quarterback, two Runningbacks, one Fullback, one Tight End, two Offensive Tackles, two Offensive Guards, one Center, three Wide Receivers, two Defensive Ends, one/two Defensive Tackles, two/one Inside Linebackers, two Outside Linebackers, two Cornerbacks, one Free Safety, one Strong Safety, one Kicker, and one Punter. Teams also draft four coaches: A Head Coach, an Offensive Coordinator, a Defensive Coordinator, and a Special Teams Coordinator. Coaches can give bonuses to certain positions. In addition to starters, teams may keep an five-player or coach Practice Squad that gives you exclusive rights to that player/coach, even if you do not start them. Players can be started at any reasonable position but its recommended you start them at their listed position or a similar position. Players do not get injured in this league, so you do not need to worry about that.

Teams may make several team changes at any time for the upcoming game (note that the deadline to do this is Noon EST the day before the game):

• Trade Players, Draft choices, and/or Keeper tags to another Team. Both Teams involved must agree by either posting on the main thread (please mention me when a trade is posted) or by both PMing me the trade details. There is a trade deadline each season that starts at Week 12, and is in affect until after the Taco Bowl. During this period, players cannot be traded but keeper tags and draft picks can. Picks of Round 16 or higher cannot be traded, as those picks are considered compensatory. Picks more than four seasons in the future can also not be traded. I will not enforce any future or additional parts of a trade, so it is recommended that you not do this.
• After the draft is completed, Teams may sign Free Agents. Free Agents are handled on a first-come, first-serve basis. If you have no available slot to put the player, you must cut a player to sign one.
• Change your team's Coaching Philosophy. This can be done by posting on the thread, or PMing me personally (for private changes revealed on Game Day, highly recommended).

A Team's Coaching Philosophy changes how your team is simulated. Once again, a Team can change this at any time, excluding Game Days. It is highly recommended that Teams tailor these to both your team, and your current opponent! Changes PMed to me will not be revealed until the next Game Day, so they will be a secret to your opponent! These are the changeable Coaching Philosophies:

• Run Chance (max: 70, min: 30, default: 45): This determines how often, on a situation-unaffected play (teams will run or pass more depending on situation), your team will choose to do a running play instead of a passing play.
• RB1 Chance (max: 80, min: 50, default: 65): This determines how often, when a running play is selected, that your 1st-string running back will take the carry. Warning: Players, especially RB, DO get tired as the game goes on, do not set too high!
• Field Goal Try (max: 55 [your own 45], min: 20, default: 35): This determines which yard line (NOT length of FG!) your team will try to kick a Field Goal instead of punting. Note: length of field goal is this number + 17 (setting Field Goal Try to 40 will cause your team to attempt 57 yard field goals).
• Offensive Aggression (max: 100, min: 0, default: 50): Determines offensive aggression. Aggressive offenses have a greater chance of big plays, but are more prone to incompletions, turnovers, and plays resulting in losses (like sacks). Aggressive offenses are also more likely to go for it on 4th and short.
• Defensive Aggression (max: 100, min: 0, default: 50): Determines defensive aggression. Aggressive defenses have a greater chance in making big plays (like sacks, interceptions, or forced fumbles) but also have a larger chance of giving up big plays to the opponent's offense. Conservative defenses focus on tackling and forcing incompletions.
• Run Defense Priority (max: 100, min: 0, default: 50): Determines whether, on a situation-unaffected play, teams will focus more on stopping the run or the pass. A high value will result in defenses more likely to focus on stopping the run, a low value will focus defenses more on the pass.
• Defensive Formation (either 4-3 or 3-4, default: 4-3): Determines your defensive formation. A 4-3 allows you to start two Defense Tackles, but only one Inside Linebacker (known as the Middle Linebacker). A 3-4 allows you to start two Inside Linebackers, but only one Defense Tackle (known as the Nose Tackle).
• Return Man (default: 3rd WR): Teams must set one of their Players to be their Kick/Punt Returner. This will be marked off as an asterisk in their Team listing. Practice squad players CAN fill this role.
• You can swap starters with practice squad players. This counts as a coaching philosophy since it can be done privately (unlike Trades and Signing/Cutting players).

Lastly, a Team has a Stadium. Your Stadium can be submitted and changed at any time during the off-season (defined as any time after the Taco Bowl, but before the first game of the next season is played). Editable Stadium settings are as follows:

• Stadium Name (default: Team's stadium): The Stadium's name. Has no effect on the Simulation, obviously.
• Stadium Type (default: Random): There are six types of stadiums you can choose from - Outdoor Grass, Outdoor Turf, Outdoor Dirt, Outdoor Concrete, Dome*, and Retractable Roof. The difference between Grass and Turf have very minor affects in the simulation engine, but in poor weather, a Grass field tends to become harder to play on. Dirt and Concrete fields are a bit harder to play on for all players (with Dirt fields affecting the passing game more, and Concrete ones affecting the running game more), and in the rain turn into muddy fields which can cause some significant problems. A Retractable Roof stadium usually behaves like an Outdoor Turf stadium, except in increment weather where it behaves like a Dome stadium (most of the time... sometimes the roof gets stuck open!).
• Timezone (default: Random): There are six timezones one can choose from: Eastern, Central, Mountain, Pacific, Europe, Asia, and Obscure (reserved for locations that don't fit into any category). Teams will be disadvantaged when playing in other time zones, with greater weight depending on the difference of distance. It is encouraged that you set the timezone to the location your team is located. For overseas teams, select Asia or Europe depending on which is closer.
• Temperature (max: 100, min: 0, default: Random): Temperature of the location of the stadium. A high number means that the stadium is in a HOT place (Like Ecuador). A low number means the stadium is in a COLD place (Like Alaska). Your team's ability to play in bad weather depends on their home location (a warm-weather team will have a hard time playing in really cold weather, and vice-versa).
• Precipitation (max: 100, min: 0, default: Random): Amount of precipitation the location typically gets. A high number means that there is a high chance of precipitation. A low chance means there is a very low chance of precipitation (like you live in a desert or something).
• Wind (max: 100, min: 0, default: Random): How windy your location is. The higher the number, the greater chance of windy conditions come game-time!

*For Dome stadiums, please still include Temperature, Precipitation, and Wind data for the LOCATION of where your Stadium is built, even though these factors are not releavant for games played at your stadium. These values still affect how well your team can play in bad weather at other stadiums.

In addition, teams may submit to me a 80x90 logo and a 22x95 endzone graphic for use in the Game Simulations to make them more visually pleasing. If you aren't skilled in image editing, you can still post something and I'll resize it as best I can. Also, you may select two team colors and of course your team's name! If you don't submit anything, I reserve the right to make them myself. I make most endzone logos myself, and most people seem pleased with the results.

A sample endzone image looks like this:


Offseason Rules

The NSFL runs bi-annually (twice per year) with a Winter season (after the Super Bowl) and a Summer season (after the NFL draft). Before the Winter season, Player's attributes will be updated taking into account his NFL stats from the previous year. Before the Summer season, incoming Rookies from the NFL draft will become available to be drafted. In addition, any new features to the Simulation engine will be available at the start of each new season, and will be announced and explained at that time.

Rosters become locked after the end of the regular season (a playoff team is permitted to swap the positions of players already on their own roster for an upcoming game, but can't cut or sign new ones). Players can be maintained from season to season using Keeper Tags. Each team receives 20 Keeper Tags which they can use on Players as they see fit. Players of certain positions require more of a commitment to keep, and therefore require more Tags to keep. Obviously, this will lead to certain teams having more or less players than others going into the off-season. Keeper Tags, like Draft Selections, are considered an asset for a Team and therefore can be traded (but unused Tags are discarded at the end of the Keeper step)!

Very high upkeep positions (4 Tags):

• Quarterback

High upkeep positions (3 Tags):

• Runningback
• Wide Receiver
• Offensive Tackle
• 4-3 Defensive End
• 3-4 Outside Linebacker
• Cornerback

Medium upkeep positions (2 Tags):

• Tight End
• Offensive Guard
• Center
• 3-4 Defensive End
• 4-3 Outside Linebacker
• Defensive Tackle
• Inside Linebacker
• Strong Safety
• Free Safety
• Head Coach

Low upkeep positions (1 Tag):

• Fullback
• Kicker
• Punter
• Offensive Coordinator
• Defensive Coordinator
• Special Teams Coordinator
• Practice Squad or Rookies*

*Rookies are considered any player who was a rookie in their last NFL season. PS players are considered any player who started in seven or fewer games their previous NSFL season. Only up to two PS or rookie keepers can be players who played in a game the previous NSFL season. Other PS or rookie players who played a game in the previous season will be charged by their positional price, at the position they spent the most time in during the season.

Players count as the tier they spent the majority of the previous regular season as. In the event of a tie, the higher value is used. For example, if one has QB Matthew Stafford and started him for 7 games and had him on their practice squad for 9 games, he can be retained with a single Tag instead of 4. In addition, players who were kept the previous season cost a minimum of what they cost the year before.

After a period where inactive GMs are replaced and Keepers are selected, a new draft will commence with all players not kept and, before a Summer season, new Rookie players. These drafts will not snake, and the ordering will be determined by last season's placing, with the Taco Bowl Champion selecting last, after the runner-up. Teams that have less players than others due to the Keeper Tag system will receive Bonus rounds at the end of the draft (in the same order) until all Teams have 30 players again. At that time, Rosters become unlocked and a new Season begins!

Links

NSFL Seasonal History
S27 Detailed Statistics
S27 Draft

Week 1
Week 2
Week 3
Week 4
Week 5
Week 6
Week 7
Week 8
Week 9
Week 10
Week 11

Team Rosters & Settings

Cheesy Conference

Red Division

Reykjavík Direwolves (Owner: Tk3)

QB: Lamar Jackson (BAL)
RB: Ezekiel Elliott (NE), Najee Harris (PIT)
FB: Michael Burton (DEN)
TE: Dalton Kincaid (BUF)
WR: Stefon Diggs (BUF), Christian Kirk (JAX), Christian Watson (GB)
OT: Trent Williams (SF), Tyron Smith (DAL)
OG: Peter Skoronski (TEN), Jon Feliciano (SF)
C; Ethan Pocic (CLE)
DE: Ed Oliver (BUF), Denico Autry (TEN)
NT: Cameron Heyward (PIT)
OLB: Za'Darius Smith (CLE), Shaquil Barrett (TB)
ILB: Fred Warner (SF), Devin Lloyd (JAX)
CB: Trevon Diggs (DAL), Rasul Douglas (BUF)
SS: Xavier McKinney (NYG)
FS: Kerby Joseph (DET)
K: Cameron Dicker (LAC)
P: Logan Cooke (JAX)
HC: Jim Harbaugh (FA)
OC: Brian Schottenheimer (DAL)
DC: Sean McDermott (BUF)
STC: Ryan Ficken (LAC)
PS: Jeff Ulbrich (NYJ), Tyrel Dodson (BUF), Xavier Gipson (NYJ)*, Deion Sanders (FA), Ed Reed (FA)

S28 Keeper Tags: 21
Picks: S28 5th (WAT), S29 2nd (GRE), S29 6th (HAM), S29 2nd (WAT), S29 3rd (WAT), S29 4th (WAT), S29 11th (HAM)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 13, Season 14

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 30, RB1 Chance: 60, Field Goal Try: 39, Offensive Ag: 75, Defensive Ag: 45, Run D Priority: 35
Stadium - Winterfell Godswood - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 1, Precip: 50, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Gray, Secondary Color - White

Burlington Sock Puppets (Owner: Daboyle)

QB: Jordan Love (GB)
RB: Raheem Mostert (MIA), Brian Robinson (WAS)
FB: Logan Thomas (WAS)
TE: Travis Kelce (KC)
WR: Tyler Lockett (SEA), Adam Thielen (CAR), Darius Slayton (NYG)
OT: Christian Darrisaw (MIN), Zach Tom (GB)
OG: Alijah Vera-Tucker (NYJ), Teven Jenkins (CHI)
C; Jason Kelce (PHI)
DE: DeMarcus Lawrence (DAL), Jonathan Greenard (HOU)
NT: Dexter Lawrence (NYG)
OLB: Andrew Van Ginkel (MIA), Blake Cashman (HOU)
ILB: Dre Greenlaw (SF), Josey Jewell (DEN)
CB: Kendall Fuller (WAS), Mike Hilton (CIN)
SS: Julian Love (SEA)
FS: Xavier Woods (CAR)
K: Dustin Hopkins (CLE)
P: Jake Camarda (TB)
HC: Dan Campbell (DET)
OC: Mike LaFleur (LAR)
DC: Don Martindale (NYG)
STC: Chris Tabor (CAR)
PS: Jamal Agnew (JAX)*, Joe Flacco (CLE), Harrison Phillips (MIN), Darrick Forrest (WAS), Ronald Darby (BAL)

S28 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S28 1st (ANC), S28 1st (SCR), S28 1st (HAM)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 9

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 45, RB1 Chance: 65, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 90, Defensive Ag: 85, Run D Priority: 40
Stadium - The Coat Factory - Type: Retractable Roof, Timezone: Eastern, Temp: 35, Precip: 60, Wind: 70
Primary Color - White, Secondary Color - Red

Rio de Janeiro Pirates (Owner: RuskieTitan)

QB: Patrick Mahomes (KC)
RB: Nick Chubb (CLE), Javonte Williams (DEN)
FB: Khari Blasingame (CHI)
TE: George Kittle (SF)
WR: Tyreek Hill (MIA), Jerry Jeudy (DEN), Kyle Pitts (ATL)
OT: Jedrick Wills (CLE), Jawaan Taylor (KC)
OG: Damien Lewis (SEA), Andrew Norwell (FA)
C; Ryan Kelly (IND)
DE: Kenny Clark (GB), Jarran Reed (SEA)
NT: Jordan Davis (PHI)
OLB: Preston Smith (GB), Kwity Paye (IND)
ILB: Devin White (TB), Jamin Davis (WAS)
CB: Jaylon Johnson (CHI), A.J. Terrell (ATL)
SS: Harrison Smith (MIN)
FS: Jordan Whitehead (NYJ)
K: Harrison Butker (KC)
P: Thomas Morstead (NYJ)
HC: Andy Reid (KC)
OC: Pete Carmichael (NO)
DC: Vic Fangio (MIA)
STC: Nate Kaczor (WAS)
PS: Jerome Ford (CLE), Jalin Hyatt (NYG), Donovan Peoples-Jones (DET), Cam Robinson (JAX), Cordarrelle Patterson (ATL)*

S28 Keeper Tags: 20
Guacamole Trophies: Season 4, Season 6, Season 21

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 75, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 65, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 55
Stadium - The Boneyard II - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Eastern, Temp: 40, Precip: 45, Wind: 35
Primary Color - Purple, Secondary Color - Light Gold

Hanoi Viet Kongs (Owner: ravens5520)

QB: Mac Jones (NE)
RB: Travis Etienne (JAX), Devin Singletary (HOU)
FB: Patrick Ricard (BAL)
TE: Darren Waller (NYG)
WR: DeAndre Hopkins (TEN), Zay Flowers (BAL), Tyler Boyd (CIN)
OT: Jack Conklin (CLE), Duane Brown (NYJ)
OG: La'el Collins (FA), Justin Pugh (NYG)
C; Ben Jones (FA)
DE: Chris Jones (KC), Justin Madubuike (BAL)
NT: Ndamukong Suh (FA)
OLB: Rashan Gary (GB), Brandon Graham (PHI)
ILB: Eric Kendricks (LAC), Ja'Whaun Bentley (NE)
CB: Marlon Humphrey (BAL), Xavien Howard (MIA)
SS: Amani Hooker (TEN)
FS: Kevin Byard (PHI)
K: Tyler Bass (BUF)
P: Bryce Baringer (NE)
HC: Sean Payton (DEN)
OC: Todd Monken (BAL)
DC: Mike Macdonald (BAL)
STC: Tom McMahon (LV)
PS: Devin Duvernay (BAL)*, Odafe Oweh (BAL), Joe Burrow (CIN), Anthony Barr (MIN), Sheldon Rankins (HOU)

S28 Keeper Tags: 21
Picks: S28 2nd (FRE), S28 6th (PHO), S28 6th (HAN), S28 8th (HAN)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 23

Coaching Strategy -  Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 62, Field Goal Try: 41, Offensive Ag: 40, Defensive Ag: 52, Run D Priority: 40
Stadium - The Jungle - Type: Dome, Timezone: Asia, Temp: 45, Precip: 50, Wind: 55
Primary Color - Red Orange, Secondary Color - Yellow

Lancaster Fighting Amish (Owner: TOUCAN)

QB: Baker Mayfield (TB)
RB: Tony Pollard (DAL), Kyren Williams (LAR)
FB: Alex Armah (WAS)
TE: Mark Andrews (BAL)
WR: Chris Olave (NO), Jaxon Smith-Njigba (SEA), Terry McLaurin (WAS)
OT: Penei Sewell (DET), Laremy Tunsil (HOU)
OG: Tyler Smith (DAL), Sam Cosmi (WAS)
C; Corey Linsley (LAC)
DE: Christian Wilkins (MIA), Carl Granderson (NO)
DT: Jonathan Allen (WAS), Arik Armstead (SF)
OLB: Quincy Williams (NYJ), Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah (CLE)
MLB: Patrick Queen (BAL)
CB: Devon Witherspoon (SEA), Christian Gonzalez (NE)
SS: Kamren Curl (WAS)
FS: Jabrill Peppers (NE)
K: Jake Moody (SF)
P: Tress Way (WAS)
HC: Matt LaFleur (GB)
OC: Ben Johnson (DET)
DC: Raheem Morris (LAR)
STC: Richard Bisaccia (GB)
PS: Jonah Williams (LAR), Sam Howell (WAS), A.J. Epenesa (BUF), Antonio Gibson (WAS)*, Charles Cross (SEA)

S28 Keeper Tags: 20

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 50, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 30, Defensive Ag: 30, Run D Priority: 25
Stadium - The Silo - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Eastern, Temp: 29, Precip: 80, Wind: 30
Primary Color - Silver, Secondary Color - Navy Blue

Blue Division

Anchorage Amphibians (Owner: Scoundrel, GM: InjuredReserve)

QB: Trevor Lawrence (JAX)
RB: Jahmyr Gibbs (DET), Tyjae Spears (TEN)
FB: Tucker Kraft (GB)
TE: Isaiah Likely (BAL)
WR: Justin Jefferson (MIN), A.J. Brown (PHI), Josh Downs (IND)
OT: Andrew Thomas (NYG), Braden Smith (IND)
OG: Michael Onwenu (NE), Greg Van Roten (LV)
C; Erik McCoy (NO)
DE: Nick Bosa (SF), Jerry Hughes (HOU)
DT: Vita Vea (TB), Alim McNeill (DET)
OLB: Quay Walker (GB), Alex Singleton (DEN)
MLB: Jordyn Brooks (SEA)
CB: Patrick Surtain II (DEN), Greg Newsome II (CLE)
SS: Kyle Hamilton (BAL)
FS: L'Jarius Sneed (KC)
K: Riley Patterson (CLE)
P: J.K. Scott (LAC)
HC: Kevin Stefanski (CLE)
OC: Shane Waldron (SEA)
DC: Brian Flores (MIN)
STC: Larry Izzo (SEA)
PS: Rashee Rice (KC), Tre'von Moehrig (LV), Broderick Jones (PIT), Calvin Austin III (PIT)*, Travon Walker (JAX)

S28 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S28 1st (ANC)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 3

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 45, RB1 Chance: 70, Field Goal Try: 37, Offensive Ag: 57, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 50
Stadium - The Muskeg - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Pacific, Temp: 5, Precip: 30, Wind: 30
Primary Color - Green, Secondary Color - Brown

Butte Bots (Owner: Malfatron, GM: Ragnarok)

QB: Matthew Stafford (LAR)
RB: Joe Mixon (CIN), James Conner (ARI)
FB: Darnell Washington (PIT)
TE: David Njoku (CLE)
WR: Diontae Johnson (PIT), Robert Woods (HOU), Allen Lazard (NYJ)
OT: Darnell Wright (CHI), Kaleb McGary (ATL)
OG: Alex Cappa (CIN), Ben Powers (DEN)
C; Ikem Ekwonu (CAR)
DE: Zach Sieler (MIA), Lawrence Guy (NE)
NT: Daron Payne (WAS)
OLB: T.J. Watt (PIT), Khalil Mack (LAC)
ILB: Jack Campbell (DET), Nick Bolton (KC)
CB: Darius Slay (PHI), Martin Emerson (CLE)
SS: Vonn Bell (CAR)
FS: Andre Cisco (JAX)
K: Jason Sanders (MIA)
P: Bryan Anger (DAL)
HC: John Harbaugh (BAL)
OC: Bobby Slowik (HOU)
DC: Lou Anarumo (CIN)
STC: Darrin Simmons (CIN)
PS: C.J. Stroud (HOU), De'Von Achane (MIA)*, Willie Gay Jr. (KC), Luke Goedeke (TB), Terrel Bernard (BUF)

S28 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S28 4th (HAM), S28 4th (FRE), S28 2nd (BUT), S28 5th (BUT), S29 1st (BUT), S29 6th (BUT), S29 10th (BUT)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 2, Season 15, Season 18

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 47, RB1 Chance: 57, Field Goal Try: 39, Offensive Ag: 45, Defensive Ag: 100, Run D Priority: 0
Stadium - Roarin' Gulch - Type: Outdoor Dirt, Timezone: Mountain, Temp: 30, Precip: 10, Wind: 20
Primary Color - Copper, Secondary Color - Dark Gray

Little Rock Uni Royals (Owner: Glen)

QB: Josh Allen (BUF)
RB: Gus Edwards (BAL), Dalvin Cook (BAL)
FB: C.J. Ham (MIN)
TE: Jake Ferguson (DAL)
WR: Brandon Aiyuk (SF), Nico Collins (HOU), Michael Thomas Jr. (NO)
OT: Dion Dawkins (BUF), Orlando Brown Jr. (CIN)
OG: Zack Martin (DAL), Jon Runyan Jr. (GB)
C; Mitch Morse (BUF)
DE: Cameron Jordan (NO), Jordan Elliott (CLE)
NT: Grover Stewart (IND)
OLB: Matt Milano (BUF), Micah Parsons (DAL)
ILB: Demario Davis (NO), C.J. Mosley (NYJ)
CB: Taron Johnson (BUF), James Bradberry (PHI)
SS: Antoine Winfield Jr. (TB)
FS: Justin Simmons (DEN)
K: Daniel Carlson (LV)
P: Johnny Hekker (CAR)
HC: Mike Tomlin (PIT)
OC: Shane Steichen (IND)
DC: Jonathan Gannon (ARI)
STC: Dave Fipp (DET)
PS: Osa Odighizuwa (DAL), Kellen Moore (LAC), Wade Phillips (FA), Braxton Berrios (MIA)*, Josh Reynolds (DET)

S28 Keeper Tags: 20
Guacamole Trophies: Season 12

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 45, RB1 Chance: 60, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 60, Defensive Ag: 55, Run DPriority: 35
Stadium - Pebble Stadium - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Central, Temp: 50, Precip: 1, Wind: 0
Primary Color - Blue, Secondary Color - White

Tokyo Samurai (Owner: bcb1213)

QB: Taysom Hill (NO)
RB: Jeff Wilson Jr. (MIA), Jaylen Warren (PIT)
FB: Breece Hall (NYJ)
TE: Tyler Higbee (LAR)
WR: Jordan Addison (MIN), Garrett Wilson (NYJ), Tank Dell (HOU)
OT: Brian O'Neill (MIN), Dawand Jones (CLE)
OG: Chris Lindstrom (ATL), Graham Glasgow (DET)
C; Connor Williams (MIA)
DE: Jaelan Phillips (MIA), Samson Ebukam (IND)
DT: D.J. Reader (CIN), Aidan Hutchinson (DET)
OLB: Foyesade Oluokun (JAX), Logan Wilson (CIN)
MLB: Shaq Thompson (CAR)
CB: Jalen Ramsey (MIA), Jamel Dean (TB)
SS: Jalen Thompson (ARI)
FS: Jaquan Brisker (CHI)
K: Brandon Aubrey (DAL)
P: Jamie Gillan (NYG)
HC: Mike McCarthy (DAL)
OC: Frank Smith (MIA)
DC: Robert Saleh (NYJ)
STC: John Fassel (DAL)
PS: Jermaine Johnson II (NYJ), Kene Nwangwu (MIN)*, Russell Wilson (DEN), Keeanu Benton (PIT), Cole Kmet (CHI)

S28 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S28 2nd (WAT), S28 3rd (WAT), S28 4th (WAT), S29 3rd (HAM), S30 2nd (WAT)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 20

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 70, RB1 Chance: 55, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 5, Defensive Ag: 85, Run D Priority: 40
Stadium - Bushido Bowl - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Asia, Temp: 45, Precip: 55, Wind: 45
Primary Color - Brown, Secondary Color - Parchment

Hamilton Hornets (Owner: LAOJoe)

QB: Aaron Rodgers (NYJ)
RB: Aaron Jones (GB), Bijan Robinson (ATL)
FB: Josh Oliver (MIN)
TE: T.J. Hockenson (MIN)
WR: Drake London (ATL), Ja'Marr Chase (CIN), Brandin Cooks (DAL)*
OT: Garett Bolles (DEN), Lane Johnson (PHI)
OG: Wyatt Teller (CLE), Joel Bitonio (CLE)
C; Creed Humphrey (KC)
DE: Joshua Allen (JAX), Calais Campbell (ATL)
DT: Fletcher Cox (PHI), Von Miller (BUF)
OLB: Lavonte David (TB), Harold Landry (TEN)
MLB: Tremaine Edmunds (CHI)
CB: Chidobe Awuzie (CIN), Tyson Campbell (JAX)
SS: Kyle Dugger (NE)
FS: Jimmie Ward (HOU)
K: Matt Prater (ARI)
P: Corey Bojorquez (CLE)
HC: Nick Saban (FA)
OC: Brian Callahan (CIN)
DC: Steve Wilks (SF)
STC: Frank Ross (HOU)
PS: Steven Nelson (HOU), Kenny Moore (IND), Miles Sanders (CAR), Leighton Vander Esch (DAL), Greg Zuerlein (NYJ)

S28 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S28 1st (WAT), S29 5th (WAT), S30 3rd (WAT), S28 1st (HAM), S28 2nd (HAM), S28 3rd (HAM), S28 4th (HAM), S28 10th (HAM), S29 3rd (HAM), S29 6th (HAM), S29 11th (HAM)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 8, Season 26

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 30, RB1 Chance: 60, Field Goal Try: 43, Offensive Ag: 70, Defensive Ag: 56, Run D Priority: 40
Stadium - The Hive - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Eastern, Temp: 31, Precip: 31, Wind: 31
Primary Color - Black, Secondary Color - Amber

Salsa Conference

Green Division

Wattsville Waste Walruses (Owner: TL-TwoWinsAway)

QB: Dak Prescott (DAL)
RB: Isiah Pacheco (KC), Austin Ekeler (LAC)
FB: Josh Jacobs (LV)
TE: Sam LaPorta (DET)
WR: Amon-Ra St. Brown (DET), Puka Nacua (LAR), Curtis Samuel (WAS)
OT: Charles Leno (WAS), Donovan Smith (KC)
OG: Drew Dalman (ATL), Will Fries (IND)
C; Aaron Brewer (TEN)
DE: Kobie Turner (LAR), George Karlaftis (KC)
NT: Derrick Brown (CAR)
OLB: Joey Bosa (LAC), D.J. Wonnum (MIN)
ILB: Zaire Franklin (IND), Robert Spillane (LV)
CB: Denzel Ward (CLE), Jonathan Jones (NE)
SS: Christian Benford (BUF)
FS: Rayshawn Jenkins (JAX)
K: Justin Tucker (BAL)
P: Ryan Stonehouse (TEN)
HC: Jeff Fisher (FA)
OC: Tom Moore (FA)
DC: Monte Kiffin (FA)
STC: Bobby April (FA)
PS: Derius Davis (LAC)*, Jason Pinnock (NYG), Khalil Herbert (CHI), Dayo Odeyingbo (IND), Nik Bonitto (DEN)

S28 Keeper Tags: 19
Picks: S28 2nd (BUT), S28 5th (BUT), S28 8th (SCR), S28 8th (FRE), S28 9th (FRE), S29 1st (BUT), S29 6th (BUT), S29 10th (BUT), S31 10th (IND), S28 1st (WAT), S28 2nd (WAT), S28 3rd (WAT), S28 4th (WAT), S28 5th (WAT), S29 1st (WAT), S29 2nd (WAT), S29 3rd (WAT), S29 4th (WAT), S29 5th (WAT), S30 1st (WAT), S30 2nd (WAT), S30 3rd (WAT)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 1, Season 11, Season 17, Season 25

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 30, RB1 Chance: 80, Field Goal Try: 45, Offensive Ag: 65, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 50
Stadium - Sirhowy Valley Field - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 20, Precip: 50, Wind: 100
Primary Color - Baby Blue, Secondary Color - Carrot Orange

Greenland Polar Bears (Owner: Pickle Rick)

QB: Tua Tagovailoa (MIA)
RB: Christian McCaffrey (SF), Clyde Edwards-Helaire (KC)
FB: Zach Gentry (LV)
TE: Cade Otton (TB)
WR: Calvin Ridley (JAX), Jakobi Meyers (LV)*, Courtland Sutton (DEN)
OT: Rashawn Slater (LAC), Rob Havenstein (LAR)
OG: Jamaree Salyer (LAC), Isaac Seumalo (PIT)
C; Tyler Biadasz (DAL)
DE: John Franklin-Myers (NYJ), Dre'Mont Jones (SEA)
NT: D.J. Jones (DEN)
OLB: Bradley Chubb (MIA), Boye Mafe (SEA)
ILB: T.J. Edwards (CHI), Jordan Hicks (MIN)
CB: Trent McDuffie (KC), Darious Williams (JAX)
SS: Derwin James (LAC)
FS: Grant Delpit (CLE)
K: Chase McLaughlin (TB)
P: Riley Dixon (DEN)
HC: Antonio Pierce (LV)
OC: Joe Brady (BUF)
DC: Eric Washington (BUF)
STC: Joe Judge (NE)
PS: Derek Carr (NO), Maliek Collins (HOU), Bud Dupree (ATL), Zaven Collins (ARI), ???

S28 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S29 2nd (GRE)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 44, RB1 Chance: 74, Field Goal Try: 42, Offensive Ag: 84, Defensive Ag: 84, Run D Priority: 50
Stadium - Iceberg Stadium - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 5, Precip: 0, Wind: 85
Primary Color - Black, Secondary Color - Aqua

Cincinnati Buffleheads (Owner: rackcs)

QB: Geno Smith (SEA)
RB: Jonathan Taylor (IND), Zack Moss (IND)
FB: Kyle Juszczyk (SF)
TE: Dalton Schultz (HOU)
WR: D.K. Metcalf (SEA), D.J. Moore (CHI), George Pickens (PIT)
OT: Mike McGlinchey (DEN), D.J. Humphries (ARI)
OG: Joe Thuney (KC), Paris Johnson Jr. (ARI)
C; Garrett Bradbury (MIN)
DE: Leonard Floyd (BUF), Sam Hubbard (CIN)
DT: Nathan Shepherd (NO), Dalvin Tomlinson (CLE)
OLB: Kyle Van Noy (BAL), Kyzir White (ARI)
MLB: Pete Werner (NO)
CB: Stephon Gilmore (DAL), Byron Jones (FA)
SS: Geno Stone (BAL)
FS: Jordan Poyer (BUF)
K: Chris Boswell (PIT)
P: Cameron Johnston (HOU)
HC: Mike Vrabel (TEN)
OC: Lincoln Riley (FA)
DC: Ejiro Evero (CAR)
STC: Brant Boyer (NYJ)
PS: Will Levis (TEN), Deonte Banks (NYG), Drue Tranquill (KC), Elijah Moore (CLE)*, Calijah Kancey (TB)

S28 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S28 2nd (HAM), S28 3rd (HAM), S28 8th (HAN), S29 1st (HAM), S30 1st (HAM)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 19

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 50, RB1 Chance: 60, Field Goal Try: 39, Offensive Ag: 55, Defensive Ag: 70, Run D Priority: 50
Stadium - The Quackerdome - Type: Dome, Timezone: Eastern, Temp: 49, Precip: 60, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Yellow, Secondary Color - Olive Green

Scranton Papermakers (Owner: Scalamania)

QB: Brock Purdy (SF)
RB: Alvin Kamara (NO), Rhamondre Stevenson (NE)
FB: Keith Smith (ATL)
TE: Pat Freiermuth (PIT)
WR: Davante Adams (LV), Cooper Kupp (LAR), Mike Williams (LAC)
OT: Terron Armstead (MIA), Taylor Decker (DET)
OG: Landon Dickerson (PHI), Trey Smith (KC)
C; Tyler Linderbaum (BAL)
DE: Montez Sweat (CHI), Gregory Rousseau (BUF)
DT: Jalen Carter (PHI), Jeffery Simmons (TEN)
OLB: Jerome Baker (MIA), Isaiah Simmons (NYG)
MLB: Bobby Okereke (NYG)
CB: Jaire Alexander (GB), D.J. Reed (NYJ)
SS: Malik Hooker (DAL)
FS: Brian Branch (DET)
K: Younghoe Koo (ATL)
P: A.J. Cole III (LV)
HC: Sean McVay (LAR)
OC: Mike McDaniel (MIA)
DC: Steve Spagnuolo (KC)
STC: Dave Toub (KC)
PS: Justin Fields (CHI), Deshaun Watson (CLE), Grady Jarrett (ATL), Keisean Nixon (GB)*, Gerald Everett (LAC)

S28 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S28 1st (LM), S28 1st (SCR), S28 4th (SCR), S28 8th (SCR)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 16, Season 24

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 65, Field Goal Try: 40, Offensive Ag: 60, Defensive Ag: 60, Run D Priority: 55
Stadium - The Dunderdome - Type: Dome, Timezone: Eastern, Temp: 60, Precip: 50, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Royal Purple, Secondary Color - White

Phoenix Rubber Ducks (Owner: Kingram)

QB: Kirk Cousins (MIN)
RB: Saquon Barkley (NYG), Rachaad White (TB)
FB: Jakob Johnson (LV)
TE: Trey McBride (ARI)
WR: Mike Evans (TB), Michael Pittman (IND), Quentin Johnston (LAC)
OT: Tristan Wirfs (TB), Morgan Moses (BAL)
OG: Quinn Meinerz (DEN), Kevin Zeitler (BAL)
C; David Andrews (NE)
DE: Matt Judon (NE), Brian Burns (CAR)
DT: Christian Barmore (NE), David Onyemata (ATL)
OLB: Kaden Elliss (ATL), Jahlani Tavai (NE)
MLB: Leo Chenal (KC)
CB: Marshon Lattimore (NO), Paulson Adebo (NO)
SS: Marcus A. Williams (BAL)
FS: Jessie Bates III (ATL)
K: Evan McPherson (CIN)
P: Blake Gillikin (ARI)
HC: Kyle Shanahan (SF)
OC: Brian Daboll (NYG)
DC: Dan Quinn (DAL)
STC: Matt Daniels (MIN)
PS: Bryan Bresee (NO), Josh Uche (NE), Zach Charbonnet (SEA), Deonte Harty (BUF)*, YaYa Diaby (TB)

S28 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S28 1st (PHO), S28 6th (PHO)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 42, RB1 Chance: 80, Field Goal Try: 45, Offensive Ag: 65, Defensive Ag: 65, Run D Priority: 60
Stadium - MJK Coliseum - Type: Outdoor Dirt, Timezone: Mountain, Temp: 82, Precip: 5, Wind: 20
Primary Color - Orange, Secondary Color - Blue

Yellow Division

New Zealand Blobfish (Owner: EaglesPeteC)

QB: Jalen Hurts (PHI)
RB: Kareem Hunt (CLE), Zamir White (LV)
FB: Luke Musgrave (GB)
TE: Hunter Henry (NE)
WR: Jaylen Waddle (MIA), DeVonta Smith (PHI), Darnell Mooney (CHI)
OT: Ryan Ramczyk (NO), Jake Matthews (ATL)
OG: Elgton Jenkins (GB), Cam Jurgens (PHI)
C; Ryan Jensen (TB)
DE: Malcolm Koonce (LV), Josh Sweat (PHI)
DT: Quinnen Williams (NYJ), B.J. Hill (CIN)
OLB: Germaine Pratt (CIN), David Long Jr. (MIA)
MLB: De'Vondre Campbell (GB)
CB: Sauce Gardner (NYJ), Derek Stingley Jr. (HOU)
SS: Chauncey Gardner-Johnson (DET)
FS: Jevon Holland (MIA)
K: Jake Elliott (PHI)
P: Tommy Townsend (KC)
HC: Zac Taylor (CIN)
OC: Eric Bieniemy (WAS)
DC: Jim Schwartz (CLE)
STC: Michael Clay (PHI)
PS: Dalton Risner (MIN), Matthew Bergeron (ATL), Roger McCreary (TEN), Nyheim Hines (BUF)*, JuJu Smith-Schuster (NE)

S28 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S28 1st (PHO), S28 4th (SCR)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 5

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 30, RB1 Chance: 50, Field Goal Try: 43, Offensive Ag: 55, Defensive Ag: 66, Run D Priority: 50
Stadium - Gilbert E. Blobbington Memorial Stadium - Type: Outdoor Turf, Timezone: Asia, Temp: 50, Precip: 25, Wind: 16
Primary Color - Dark Navy, Secondary Color - Light Sea Green

Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas (Owner: The Orca)

QB: Anthony Richardson (IND)
RB: James Cook (BUF), Dameon Pierce (HOU)
FB: Hunter Luepke (DAL)
TE: Mo Alie-Cox (IND)
WR: CeeDee Lamb (DAL), Deebo Samuel (SF)*, Romeo Doubs (GB)
OT: Bernhard Raimann (IND), Trent Brown (NE)
OG: O'Cyrus Torrence (BUF), James Daniels (PIT)
C; Lloyd Cushenberry (DEN)
DE: Kayvon Thibodeaux (NYG), Yannick Ngakoue (CHI)
NT: Tedarrell Slaton (GB)
OLB: Will Anderson Jr. (HOU), Trey Hendrickson (CIN)
ILB: Lukas Van Ness (GB), Frankie Luvu (CAR)
CB: Michael Carter II (NYJ), Carlton Davis (TB)
SS: Jamal Adams (SEA)
FS: Micah Hyde (BUF)
K: Eddy Piñeiro (CAR)
P: Sam Martin (BUF)
HC: Dennis Allen (NO)
OC: Press Taylor (JAX)
DC: Joe Woods (NO)
STC: Matthew Smiley (BUF)
PS: Daniel Jones (NYG), Leki Fotu (ARI), Derrick Nnadi (KC), Jordan Fuller (LAR), ???

S28 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S28 3rd (FRE), S28 1st (LM)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 10

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 35, RB1 Chance: 70, Field Goal Try: 45, Offensive Ag: 61, Defensive Ag: 61, Run D Priority: 40
Stadium - The Cirque Tarn - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Mountain, Temp: 35, Precip: 50, Wind: 25
Primary Color - Light Blue, Secondary Color - Light Orange

Indianapolis Predators (Owner: RandyMossIsBoss)

QB: Justin Herbert (LAC)
RB: D'Andre Swift (PHI), A.J. Dillon (GB)
FB: Alec Ingold (MIA)
TE: Dallas Goedert (PHI)
WR: Keenan Allen (LAC), Amari Cooper (CLE), Marquise Brown (ARI)*
OT: Ronnie Stanley (BAL), David Bakhtiari (GB)
OG: Quenton Nelson (IND), Laken Tomlinson (NYJ)
C; Ted Karras (CIN)
DE: Myles Garrett (CLE), Alex Highsmith (PIT)
DT: DeForest Buckner (IND), Michael Pierce (BAL)
OLB: Shaquille Leonard (PHI), Alex Anzalone (DET)
MLB: Bobby Wagner (SEA)
CB: Tre'Davious White (BUF), Patrick Peterson (PIT)
SS: Quandre Diggs (SEA)
FS: Minkah Fitzpatrick (PIT)
K: Jason Myers (SEA)
P: Jack Fox (DET)
HC: Nick Sirianni (PHI)
OC: Doug Pederson (JAX)
DC: Bill Belichick (NE)
STC: Chase Blackburn (LAR)
PS: J.K. Dobbins (BAL), Jayden Reed (GB), Braden Mann (PHI), ???, ???

S28 Keeper Tags: 20
Picks: S31 10th (IND)
Guacamole Trophies: Season 22

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 45, RB1 Chance: 70, Field Goal Try: 35, Offensive Ag: 54, Defensive Ag: 57, Run D Priority: 38
Stadium - Fiesta Stadium - Type: Retractable Roof, Timezone: Eastern, Temp: 40, Precip: 2, Wind: 50
Primary Color - Dark Green, Secondary Color - Dark Red

Freiburg Venom (Owner: SirA1)

QB: Jared Goff (DET)
RB: Derrick Henry (TEN), Tyler Allgeier (ATL)
FB: Jonnu Smith (ATL)
TE: Michael Mayer (LV)
WR: Chris Godwin (TB), Gabriel Davis (BUF), Odell Beckham Jr. (BAL)
OT: Kolton Miller (LV), Taylor Moton (CAR)
OG: Brandon Scherff (JAX), Shaq Mason (HOU)
C; Frank Ragnow (DET)
DE: Chase Young (SF), Javon Hargrave (SF)
NT: Leonard Williams (SEA)
OLB: Maxx Crosby (LV), Randy Gregory (SF)
ILB: Roquan Smith (BAL), Ernest Jones (LAR)
CB: Charvarius Ward (SF), Asante Samuel Jr. (LAC)
SS: Tyrann Mathieu (NO)
FS: Budda Baker (ARI)
K: Ka'Imi Fairbairn (HOU)
P: Mitch Wishnowsky (SF)
HC: DeMeco Ryans (HOU)
OC: Dave Canales (TB)
DC: Gus Bradley (IND)
STC: Darren Rizzi (NO)
PS: Rashid Shaheed (NO)*, B.Y. Young (LAR), David Montgomery (DET), Tyrique Stevenson (CHI), Jaycee Horn (CAR)

S28 Keeper Tags: 21
Picks: S28 6th (HAN), S28 10th (HAM), S28 2nd (FRE), S28 3rd (FRE), S28 4th (FRE), S28 8th (FRE), S28 9th (FRE)

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 35, RB1 Chance: 75, Field Goal Try: 42, Offensive Ag: 40, Defensive Ag: 55, Run D Priority: 50
Stadium - Altstadt - Type: Outdoor Grass, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 69, Precip: 42, Wind: 42
Primary Color - Gold, Secondary Color - Maroon

Egypt Starfalls (Owner: El Ramster)

QB: Kyler Murray (ARI)
RB: Kenneth Walker III (SEA), Chuba Hubbard (CAR)
FB: Jamaal Williams (NO)*
TE: Evan Engram (JAX)
WR: Tee Higgins (CIN), Jameson Williams (DET), Josh Palmer (LAC)
OT: Jordan Mailata (PHI), Jason Peters (SEA)
OG: Steve Avila (LAR), Kevin Dotson (LAR)
C; Austin Corbett (CAR)
DE: Danielle Hunter (MIN), Jadeveon Clowney (BAL)
DT: Aaron Donald (LAR), Dorance Armstrong (DAL)
OLB: Haason Reddick (PHI), Bryce Huff (NYJ)
MLB: Kenneth Murray Jr. (LAC)
CB: Riq Woolen (SEA), DaRon Bland (DAL)
SS: Talanoa Hufanga (SF)
FS: Jalen Pitre (HOU)
K: Matt Gay (IND)
P: Michael Dickson (SEA)
HC: Pete Carroll (SEA)
OC: Kevin O'Connell (MIN)
DC: Todd Bowles (TB)
STC: Chris Horton (BAL)
PS: Joey Porter Jr. (PIT), Bryce Young (CAR), Ahkello Witherspoon (LAR), Evan Neal (NYG), Dante Fowler Jr. (DAL)

S28 Keeper Tags: 20
Guacamole Trophies: Season 7

Coaching Strategy - Run Chance: 40, RB1 Chance: 75, Field Goal Try: 38, Offensive Ag: 55, Defensive Ag: 52, Run D Priority: 50
Stadium - Dawn - Type: Outdoor Dirt, Timezone: Europe, Temp: 35, Precip: 45, Wind: 25
Primary Color - Magenta, Secondary Color - Silver

Standings

Cheesy Conference

Red Division

1. Rio de Janeiro Pirates (9-2)
2. Reykjavík Direwolves (8-3)
3. Lancaster Fighting Amish (6-5)
4. Hanoi Viet Kongs (4-7)
5. Burlington Sock Puppets (3-8)

Blue Division

1. Little Rock Uni Royals (8-3)
2. Hamilton Hornets (6-5)
3. Butte Bots (6-5)
4. Anchorage Amphibians (4-6-1)
5. Tokyo Samurai (1-10)

Salsa Conference

Green Division

1. Greenland Polar Bears (8-2-1)
2. Phoenix Rubber Ducks (7-4)
3. Scranton Papermakers (5-6)
4. Cincinnati Buffleheads (4-7)
5. Wattsville Waste Walruses (2-9)

Yellow Division

1. Indianapolis Predators (9-2)
2. Freiburg Venom (7-4)
3. Egypt Starfalls (5-6)
4. New Zealand Blobfish (4-7)
5. Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas (3-8)

x - Clinched playoff berth
y - Clinched division
z - Clinched homefield advantage
e - Eliminated from playoff contention

Schedule

WEEK 1 (Wed, March 27th)
Anchorage Amphibians 16 @ Hamilton Hornets 26
Cincinnati Buffleheads 25 @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks 28
Butte Bots 24 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 31
Greenland Polar Bears 24 @ Scranton Papermakers 23
Indianapolis Predators 38 @ New Zealand Blobfish 26
Burlington Sock Puppets 29 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 34
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 41 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 23
Egypt Starfalls 17 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 16
Tokyo Samurai 20 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 30
Hanoi Viet Kongs 23 @ Freiburg Venom 26

WEEK 2 (Sat, March 30th)
Little Rock Uni Royals 24 @ Anchorage Amphibians 27
Wattsville Waste Walruses 17 @ Scranton Papermakers 30
Burlington Sock Puppets 19 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 20
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 16 @ Cincinnati Buffleheads 22
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 33 @ Indianapolis Predators 23
Butte Bots 29 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 24
Hamilton Hornets 37 @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks 28
Greenland Polar Bears 23 @ Tokyo Samurai 20
Lancaster Fighting Amish 20 @ New Zealand Blobfish 31
Freiburg Venom 24 @ Egypt Starfalls 30

WEEK 3 (Tue, April 2nd)
Freiburg Venom 34 @ Cincinnati Buffleheads 19
Little Rock Uni Royals 37 @ Butte Bots 20
Egypt Starfalls 20 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 27
Hanoi Viet Kongs 24 @ Hamilton Hornets 23
Reykjavík Direwolves 31 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 32
Wattsville Waste Walruses 17 @ Greenland Polar Bears 23
Scranton Papermakers 26 @ Tokyo Samurai 31
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 32 @ Anchorage Amphibians 23
New Zealand Blobfish 15 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 19
Indianapolis Predators 24 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 17

WEEK 4 (Fri, April 5th)
Lancaster Fighting Amish 14 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 29
Tokyo Samurai 34 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 38
New Zealand Blobfish 29 @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks 30
Reykjavík Direwolves 38 @ Freiburg Venom 27
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 30 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 23
Hamilton Hornets 21 @ Butte Bots 26
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 27 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 34
Egypt Starfalls 24 @ Indianapolis Predators 34
Anchorage Amphibians 24 @ Greenland Polar Bears 24
Cincinnati Buffleheads 22 @ Scranton Papermakers 27

WEEK 5 (Mon, April 8th)
Anchorage Amphibians 26 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 25
Scranton Papermakers 27 @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks 34
Lancaster Fighting Amish 24 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 14
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 21 @ Freiburg Venom 31
Burlington Sock Puppets 23 @ Hamilton Hornets 20
Cincinnati Buffleheads 24 @ Egypt Starfalls 34
Butte Bots 20 @ Tokyo Samurai 14
Greenland Polar Bears 26 @ New Zealand Blobfish 33
Little Rock Uni Royals 20 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 19
Indianapolis Predators 30 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 21

WEEK 6 (Thu, April 11th)
Wattsville Waste Walruses 28 @ Cincinnati Buffleheads 33
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 24 @ Greenland Polar Bears 31
New Zealand Blobfish 19 @ Egypt Starfalls 17
Hamilton Hornets 30 @ Tokyo Samurai 24
Hanoi Viet Kongs 24 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 28
Butte Bots 16 @ Anchorage Amphibians 17
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 34 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 28
Burlington Sock Puppets 23 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 24
Freiburg Venom 24 @ Indianapolis Predators 17
Little Rock Uni Royals 17 @ Scranton Papermakers 27

WEEK 7 (Sun, April 14th)
Hanoi Viet Kongs 20 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 10
Hamilton Hornets 30 @ Anchorage Amphibians 17
Scranton Papermakers 23 @ Freiburg Venom 20
Greenland Polar Bears 22 @ Indianapolis Predators 24
New Zealand Blobfish 25 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 31
Wattsville Waste Walruses 29 @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks 30
Reykjavík Direwolves 24 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 34
Cincinnati Buffleheads 19 @ Butte Bots 14
Tokyo Samurai 6 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 17
Egypt Starfalls 24 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 21

WEEK 8 (Wed, April 17th)
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 33 @ Cincinnati Bufflehead 20
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 19 @ Greenland Polar Bears 24
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 20 @ Tokyo Samurai 14
Freiburg Venom 30 @ New Zealand Blobfish 23
Scranton Papermakers 23 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 35
Reykjavík Direwolves 31 @ Egypt Starfalls 24
Indianapolis Predators 30 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 27
Lancaster Fighting Amish 27 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 24
Butte Bots 31 @ Hamilton Hornets 39
Anchorage Amphibians 27 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 34

WEEK 9 (Sat, April 20th)
Little Rock Uni Royals 27 @ Tokyo Samurai 26
Egypt Starfalls 20 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 24
Anchorage Amphibians 31 @ Cincinnati Buffleheads 17
Phoenix Rubber Ducks 12 @ Butte Bots 17
Freiburg Venom 17 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 22
Hamilton Hornets 27 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 33
Burlington Sock Puppets 20 @ Hanoi Viet Kongs 17
Greenland Polar Bears 23 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 15
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 20 @ New Zealand Blobfish 31
Indianapolis Predators 21 @ Scranton Papermakers 18

WEEK 10 (Tue, April 23rd)
Tokyo Samurai 20 @ Hamilton Hornets 23
New Zealand Blobfish 17 @ Scranton Papermakers 32
Greenland Polar Bears 19 @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks 13
Hanoi Viet Kongs 27 @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates 30
Cincinnati Buffleheads 28 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 24
Lancaster Fighting Amish 20 @ Indianapolis Predators 42
Reykjavík Direwolves 33 @ Anchorage Amphibians 26
Burlington Sock Puppets 17 @ Butte Bots 18
Wattsville Waste Walruses 27 @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 29
Egypt Starfalls 24 @ Freiburg Venom 31

WEEK 11 (Fri, April 26th)
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas 28 @ Indianapolis Predators 30
Tokyo Samurai 30 @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks 33
Cincinnati Buffleheads 26 @ Greenland Polar Bears 37
Hanoi Viet Kongs 19 @ New Zealand Blobfish 17
Anchorage Amphibians 24 @ Lancaster Fighting Amish 26
Hamilton Hornets 20 @ Little Rock Uni Royals 26
Rio de Janeiro Pirates 10 @ Reykjavík Direwolves 13
Freiburg Venom 33 @ Burlington Sock Puppets 23
Scranton Papermakers 14 @ Egypt Starfalls 17
Butte Bots 34 @ Wattsville Waste Walruses 24

WEEK 12 (Mon, April 29th)
Wattsville Waste Walruses @ Freiburg Venom
Indianapolis Predators @ Egypt Starfalls
Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Hanoi Viet Kongs*
Little Rock Uni Royals @ Greenland Polar Bears
Burlington Sock Puppets @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates
Anchorage Amphibians @ Tokyo Samurai
New Zealand Blobfish @ Reykjavík Direwolves
Butte Bots @ Scranton Papermakers
Hamilton Hornets @ Cincinnati Buffleheads
Phoenix Rubber Ducks @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas
*Antarctica international game

WEEK 13 (Thu, May 2nd)
Cincinnati Buffleheads @ Wattsville Waste Walruses
Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates
Egypt Starfalls @ New Zealand Blobfish
Greenland Polar Bears @ Hamilton Hornets
Freiburg Venom @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas
Scranton Papermakers @ Anchorage Amphibians
Reykjavík Direwolves @ Hanoi Viet Kongs
Phoenix Rubber Ducks @ Indianapolis Predators
Tokyo Samurai @ Butte Bots
Little Rock Uni Royals @ Burlington Sock Puppets

WEEK 14 (Sun, May 5th)
Tokyo Samurai @ Lancaster Fighting Amish
New Zealand Blobfish @ Indianapolis Predators
Wattsville Waste Walruses @ Hamilton Hornets
Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Anchorage Amphibians
Freiburg Venom @ Phoenix Rubber Ducks
Butte Bots @ Little Rock Uni Royals
Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Burlington Sock Puppets
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas @ Reykjavík Direwolves
Egypt Starfalls @ Greenland Polar Bears
Scranton Papermakers @ Cincinnati Buffleheads

WEEK 15 (Wed, May 8th)
Anchorage Amphibians @ Butte Bots
Indianapolis Predators @ Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas
Reykjavík Direwolves @ Lancaster Fighting Amish
New Zealand Blobfish @ Freiburg Venom*
Wattsville Waste Walruses @ Little Rock Uni Royals
Phoenix Rubber Ducks @ Scranton Papermakers
Burlington Sock Puppets @ Egypt Starfalls
Hamilton Hornets @ Rio de Janeiro Pirates
Greenland Polar Bears @ Cincinnati Buffleheads
Hanoi Viet Kongs @ Tokyo Samurai
*Moon international game

WEEK 16 (Sat, May 11th)
Rio de Janeiro Pirates @ Hanoi Viet Kongs
Reykjavík Direwolves @ Burlington Sock Puppets
Tokyo Samurai @ Anchorage Amphibians
Little Rock Uni Royals @ Hamilton Hornets
Lancaster Fighting Amish @ Butte Bots
Phoenix Rubber Ducks @ Wattsville Waste Walruses
Scranton Papermakers @ Greenland Polar Bears
Lake Minnewanka Ice Orcas @ Egypt Starfalls
Indianapolis Predators @ Freiburg Venom
Cincinnati Buffleheads @ New Zealand Blobfish

DIVISIONAL PLAYOFFS (Tue, May 14th)
TBD @ TBD
TBD @ TBD
TBD @ TBD
TBD @ TBD

CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS (Fri, May 17th)
TBD @ TBD
TBD @ TBD

ALL-STAR BOWL (Mon, May 20th)
Cheesy All-Stars vs Salsa All-Stars

TACO BOWL XXVII (Tue, May 21st)
TBD vs TBD

[TheKillerNacho]

@Tk3 @Daboyle @RuskieTitan @ravens5520 @TOUCAN

@Scoundrel @Malfatron @Glen @bcb1213 @LAOJoe

@TL-TwoWinsAway @Pickle Rick @swoosh @Scalamania @Kingram

@EaglesPeteC @The Orca @RandyMossIsBoss @SirA1 @El Ramster

Welcome to the 27th season of the NSFL!

You have until Monday, February 26th to renew interest in the league. If you are no longer interesting in owning your team, please let me know ASAP so a replacement can be found swiftly. Keepers are due the following Thursday, February 29th with the draft beginning a few days later, which will not include incoming rookies.

Please re-post any trades from the last thread including confirmations. The new season's office is officially open!

 

Thanks guys!

[Glen]

Against my better judgment I’m in

[RuskieTitan]

Returning.

[Glen]

Brock Purdy costs 1 tag and is for sale

[Kingram]

I’m in 

[bcb1213]

in

[SirA1]

@TheKillerNacho The Venom will be back.

 

Matt Stafford who has actually won a Superbowl is also on the block and 1 Tag.

 

[TL-TwoWinsAway]

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The Waste Walruses are back.

[Scoundrel]

Amphibians are back 

[Scoundrel]

Butter cup won’t you tag me up baby don’t you let me down I need tags now from you from you more than anyone darling 

[LAOJoe]

Back to run it back.

[Scalamania]

I’m back. Everyone is available. 

[TOUCAN]

Back.

[EaglesPeteC]

I'M BACK BABY!!!!!

KEEPERS

QB: Jalen Hurts (PHI) (4)
WR: Jaylen Waddle (MIA)*, DeVonta Smith (PHI) (10)
DE: Quinnen Williams (NYJ) (12)
OLB: Brian Burns (CAR) (15)
CB: Sauce Gardner (NYJ) (18)
FS: Derek Stingley Jr. (HOU) (20)