TheKillerNacho Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Malfatron said: All the tribes are used up I will add a couple more if @Tk3 or @MWil23 will to try their hand! Celts Units: 7 Advancement Points: 2 Diplomacy: 0% Defense: 35% Trait: Spiced Wine - The Celts drunkeness makes them unpredictable. Before their turn, they will have the following percentages 1 - 15% - normal turn 16% - 30% - oppenent will have 15 defense and diplomacy substracted from the roll 31 - 40% - targets both the player below them and the next player down the list 41 - 50% - attempts to target themselves 51- 65% - Sleepy. cannot make a move 66 - 76% - opponent will have 15 defense and diplomacy added to the roll 77 - 80% - regains 1 unit 81 - 91% - targets the person above them instead of below 92 - 100% - a successful attack takes away 2 units Norway Units: 7 Advancement Points: 2 Diplomacy: 35% Defense: 15% Trait: Naval - 30% chance they will sail out of their assigned order and attack the empire with the highest units left (randomize ties) POLAND. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Malfatron Posted November 2, 2019 Author Share Posted November 2, 2019 (edited) Round 1 live updates https://discord.gg/323cdU8 Squire (Zulu) attacks Pickle(Greece) - Success Pickle down to 6 units Pickle attacks touch (mongols) twice - Success touch down to 6 units touch attacks orca - Success Orca down to 6 units orca attacks Dwight. Success. Dwight at 6 units Dwight attacks swag. Hit. Swag at 6 units swag doesn't attack ksj (English) . Swag is roleblocked next round ksj hit Canada. Success! dome at 6 units dome hits nacho. success. nacho hun at 6 units nacho hits bcb. bcb counterstrikes nacho. Huns at 5 units. Persians at 6 units bcb successfully hits matts. Aztecs at 6 units matts wimps out and decides to not attack China (daboyle) china misses Russia Pacifist ET80 doesn't attack Japan (josh) Japan attacks romans for 1 damage. Rag at 7 units Rag double attacked America. Jason at 5 units Arabians set up a trade route with America. Jason and rack both get 15% defense bonus next round Arabians attack Zulus. Success. squire at 7 units Edited November 2, 2019 by Malfatron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 9 minutes ago, Malfatron said: Round 1 live updates https://discord.gg/323cdU8 Squire (Zulu) attacks Pickle(Greece) - Success Pickle down to 6 units Pickle attacks touch (mongols) twice - Success touch down to 6 units touch attacks orca - Success Orca down to 6 units orca attacks Dwight. Success. Dwight at 6 units Dwight attacks swag. Hit. Swag at 6 units swag doesn't attack ksj (English) . Swag is roleblocked next round ksj hit Canada. Success! dome at 6 units dome hits nacho. success. nacho hun at 6 units nacho hits bcb. bcb counterstrikes nacho. Huns at 5 units. Persians at 6 units TASTE MY POUTINE NACHO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MWil23 Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Ah bummer. Oh well. Crazy week, maybe next time. HS Football is Now Over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted November 2, 2019 Author Share Posted November 2, 2019 squire(zulu) pickle (greece) touch(mongolian) orca(germany) dwight(brazil) swag(france) ksj(english) dome(canada) nacho(huns) bcb(persia) matts(aztec) daboyle (china) et80(russia) josh(japan) rag(roman) jason(america) rack(arabian) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted November 2, 2019 Author Share Posted November 2, 2019 (edited) round 1 complete. lets see where we at @JoshstraDaymus Empire: Japan Units: 6 Advancement Points: 6 Diplomacy 50% Defense: 10% Trait: Godzilla - Before attacking, has a 5% chance to summon Godzilla and take away 1 unit from each remaining country Leadership Mass Production @bcb1213 Empire: Persia Units: 6 Diplomacy 0% Defense: 35% Trait: Drew Blood - If successfully attacked, has a 35% chance of becoming furious and striking back against the attacking empire, dealing 1 unit automatic damage. Leadership @SwAg Empire: France Units: 6 Diplomacy 60% Defense: 0% Trait: Abscond - Before the French attack, their opponent has an additional 15% added to their Diplomacy roll because the French don't wanna fight! Leadership Status: roleblocked next round @The Orca Empire: Germany Units: 6 Diplomacy 15% Defense: 15% Trait: Capture - Upon successfully attacking, there is a 10% chance that they will imprison the empire they attacked. If this happens, that empire cannot make any attacks until Germany is destroyed. That empire has a 40% chance of escaping the prison before their turn though Mass Production Nuclear Power @Pickle Rick Empire: Greece Units: 6 Diplomacy 35% Defense: 10% Trait: Trojan Horse - Automatically starts with the Espionage advancement. The success percentage is increased to 35%. Mass Production @daboyle250 Empire: China Units: 9 Advancement Points: 4 Diplomacy 50% Defense: 50% Traits: Ban! - If an empire successfully attacks China, China will have a 20% chance to decide to ban them. If China decides to ban the empire, there's a 15% chance that the empire is successfully banned and is killed. However, there's an 85% chance that the ban fails and China is roleblocked next round. World Pariah - Any empire that China successfully attacks will have a 50% chance to try to attack them next round no matter what the order is Philosophy @jasonwbantle Empire: America Units: 5 Diplomacy 50% Defense: 0% Trait: Alliance - After a successful Diplomacy check by America, that country will have a 40% chance to join an alliance with America. That means that the next time that country tries to attack America, they will instead skip to the next country on the list. Nuclear Power status: trade route. 15 defense bonus next round @theuntouchable empire: Mongolian Units: 6 Diplomacy 15% Defense: 25% Trait: Khaaaaan - Since Genghis Khan is the leader, there's a 40% chance to deal double damage for a successful attack Mass Production @ET80 empire: Russian Units: 7 Diplomacy 0% Defense: 55% Trait: Land war in Asia - If Russia's defense is successful against an attacking empire, there is a 35% chance for that empire to have a 0% Diplomacy and Defense roll next round. Nuclear Power @TheKillerNacho Empire: Huns Units: 5 Diplomacy: 0% Defense: 35% Trait: Attila - Upon a successful defense, deal 1 unit damage to the opposing empire Nuclear Power @Dome Empire: Canada Units: 6 Diplomacy 25% Defense: 20% Trait: Frostbite - If an empire decides to attack Canada (whether successful or not), there's a 30% chance they will be frostbitten and roleblocked next round. Mass Production Nuclear Power @Ragnarok Empire: Roman Units: 7 Diplomacy 25% Defense: 25% Trait: Et Tu - After Rome successfully attacks, a 5% chance of being backstabbed and immediately killed by Brutus Mass production Explosives @Dwight_Schrute Empire: Brazilian Units: 6 Diplomacy: 0% Defense: 60% Trait: Rainforest - Because the battle will be in the Amazon, 30% chance to cause the attacking empire to attack themselves instead (takes effect if a successful attack) Espionage @kingseanjohn Empire: English Units: 7 Diplomacy 50% Defense: 0% Trait: Tea Time - After a successful diplomacy check, the English will invite the opposing empire to tea, thus roleblocking them next turn. Mass production Philosophy @squire12 Empire: Zulu Units: 7 Diplomacy 0% Defense: 35% Trait: Conquered - If the Zulu Empire delivers the killing blow to any empire, they acquire an additional unit. Explosives @Matts4313 Empire: Aztecs Units: 6 Diplomacy 0 Defense: 30% Trait: Warrior Power - 30 percent chance you get to take an additional offensive turn. Nuclear Power @rackcs Empire: Arabian Units: 7 Diplomacy 30% Defense: 20% Trait: Trade Route - If the Diplomacy check is successful, the Arabian empire sets up a trade route with the opposing empire giving them both a bonus 15% Defense next roll. Mass Production Nuclear Power status: trade route. 15 defense bonus next round Edited November 2, 2019 by Malfatron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skywindO2 Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Wish I had seen this earlier! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted November 2, 2019 Author Share Posted November 2, 2019 prediction from the Alien overlord. China has the best shot to win the game. Can Daboyle repeat in back to back RNG games!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daboyle Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 25 minutes ago, Malfatron said: prediction from the Alien overlord. China has the best shot to win the game. Can Daboyle repeat in back to back RNG games!? He can and he will Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 2 hours ago, Malfatron said: prediction from the Alien overlord. China has the best shot to win the game. Can Daboyle repeat in back to back RNG games!? You mean Japan, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 2 hours ago, Malfatron said: matts wimps out and decides to not attack China (daboyle) Aztec, population 152. China, population 152.... billion. Im not sure if "wimps out" is the proper term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwAg Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 4 hours ago, Matts4313 said: If you think of the blue collar comedy tour, and imagined Jeff foxworthy having a baby with Larry the Cable Guy... You would have an accurate picture of us. Ignore the fact that our schools are awesome and we lead the world in space travel. That's all a show to cover for how stupid we are. As I wrote this post 5 tumbleweeds rolled by. I have to get on my horse and go get them. Yeehaw So, you have great schools, but are 34th in education, and live in proximity to an advanced government program, so you’re akin to an astronaut. You could have just said yes, you space cadet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Orca Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 @Malfatron where was my nuke attack on Brazil? Did you roll that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matts4313 Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, SwAg said: So, you have great schools, but are 34th in education, and live in proximity to an advanced government program, so you’re akin to an astronaut. You could have just said yes, you space cadet. I meant colleges you dumb dumb. Last I heard UT, Rice, Baylor and St Eds were all ranked really well. In fact, I am positive that Rice is a top 20 school in the entire country. When your state is the size of other countries, you are bound to have some rural areas that are teaching how to farm instead of the periodic table. You cant hold that over our heads. Thats were half the NFLs players come from. They dont teach school, they teach sports. PS: Amazon, Apple, Toyota, 3m, AMD, IBM, Samsung, First trust, basically every oil and gas company, a good chunk of military companies. Most importantly, Alamo Drafthouse. Just a few companies that have, or are considering, opening major facilities in Texas. So booya, not just astronauts and educators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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