Ty21 Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 Just now, Ty21 said: One kid of someone I graduated with looks like a zombie and has since it was born. Totally dead eyes, mouth drawn back, weird teeth. It’s entertaining. Note: roasting others’ kids doesn’t preclude me from roasting my own. My daughter’s forehead is a constant source of jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swoosh Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 3 hours ago, Ty21 said: Note: roasting others’ kids doesn’t preclude me from roasting my own. My daughter’s forehead is a constant source of jokes Plot twist: your wife had an affair with Peyton Manning. Pretty cool, all things considered. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 11 minutes ago, swoosh said: Plot twist: your wife had an affair with Peyton Manning. Pretty cool, all things considered. At least it was someone famous this time. I’d fully be like the dude on Semi Pro that lets his partner bang an athlete so I can be friends with that athlete 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugashane Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 8 hours ago, swoosh said: Plot twist: your wife had an affair with Peyton Manning. Pretty cool, all things considered. Judge - Did you do a paternity test? Ty- No, her first word was 'Omaha' Judge - Damn, say less. Let's get the child support payments laid out then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malfatron Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 12 hours ago, Ty21 said: Note: roasting others’ kids doesn’t preclude me from roasting my own. My daughter’s forehead is a constant source of jokes Was she born on a Wednesday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ty21 Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 29 minutes ago, Malfatron said: Was she born on a Wednesday? No she was born on a hospital bed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minutemancl Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 I was so ready for my son to be ugly when he was born. Both my wife and I were very surprised out how cute he was. Especially now that he's grown out of that newborn goblin looking phase, he's an objectively extremely cute baby (and that isn't just the parental hormones talking). This weekend my wife had a lot to do, so it was mostly him and I hanging out in bars/breweries. I swear, if I wasn't married, he'd be up there with a puppy as far as great wingmen go. He was smiling at every pretty girl that walked by lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugashane Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 8 hours ago, minutemancl said: I was so ready for my son to be ugly when he was born. Both my wife and I were very surprised out how cute he was. Especially now that he's grown out of that newborn goblin looking phase, he's an objectively extremely cute baby (and that isn't just the parental hormones talking). This weekend my wife had a lot to do, so it was mostly him and I hanging out in bars/breweries. I swear, if I wasn't married, he'd be up there with a puppy as far as great wingmen go. He was smiling at every pretty girl that walked by lol. My son was a little Red Foreman. Instead of losing a little hair on the back of his head from the mattress he lost the top of his hair for some damn reason. Went full-blown Colin Mochrie for like 2 months. lol 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 Every time I need to poop in public I go to Office Depot. Nobody ever walks in. Bathrooms are always huge/most of the time can lock the main door/clean because nobody ever goes to Office Depot… this is Finn coming to you live from Office Depot 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PARROTHEAD Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 11 minutes ago, FinneasGage said: Every time I need to poop in public I go to Office Depot. Nobody ever walks in. Bathrooms are always huge/most of the time can lock the main door/clean because nobody ever goes to Office Depot… this is Finn coming to you live from Office Depot Thats actually helpful. Cause the Best Buy I was using closed last fall. And the Arbys I was using before that feels a huge step back now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 9 minutes ago, PARROTHEAD said: Thats actually helpful. Cause the Best Buy I was using closed last fall. And the Arbys I was using before that feels a huge step back now. There’s actually a Best Buy in the same plaza as the Office Depot. Way too much traffic tho. I know people say Best Buy is dying, but not in my town for some reason. It’s like a Barnes and Noble in there with people just hanging out 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugashane Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 2 hours ago, FinneasGage said: Every time I need to poop in public I go to Office Depot. Nobody ever walks in. Bathrooms are always huge/most of the time can lock the main door/clean because nobody ever goes to Office Depot… this is Finn coming to you live from Office Depot I find a Waffle House to do mine. The strong survive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 20 minutes ago, Sugashane said: I find a Waffle House to do mine. The strong survive. That seems like a nightmare lol. At least in a college town 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webmaster Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 @biggie. has been banned for his inappropriate comments. I removed his posts and the replies to his posts. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinneasGage Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 Glad to see my posts survived the 3 page purge 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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