Scoundrel Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 minute ago, ET80 said: I want it to be legit. For Nuk's sake. I want him in Arizona. I want to see Deshaun Watson traded to New England or Los Angeles - give him a fresh start in a city where his superhuman talents will be front and center in large NFL markets, where he will be recognized as one of the greatest talents currently in the league. I want to see JJ Watt in Green Bay, where he can play at home in front of his family. Watt is the most amazing ambassador this city has ever had, he's done more for Houston than many politicians. Watt was arguably the best defensive player in football for a period of time, he gave his body up for this team - literally. Watt deserves to play in front of his family and wife (who isn't too far out in Chicago). I want to see Andre Johnson get an opportunity as a Director of Player Personnel for the 49ers. His prime was in a Kyle Shanahan offense, and he was a freak of nature who was done wrong by this regime. He has a desire to be in a front office, and he apparently has a good feel for such a role - don't let this current regime ruin that. I want guys like Larmey Tunsil, Zach Cunningham, DJ Reader, Berdnardrick McKinney, Whitney Mercilius somewhere else. Anywhere else. These guys deserve better. I want Bill O'Brien to have the roster he wants. I want him to get David Johnson trying to get to the edge and getting cut down deep in the backfield. I want him bringing in Christian Hackenberg to play QB, so we can watch these two fail in new and entertaining ways. I want him relying on guys like Will Fuller and Keke Coutee at WR, fragile bodies who clearly don't put in the work in the off-season to keep their bodies ready and - in th case of Coutee - learn their playbooks. I want him working with four TEs, because who the absolute hell needs FOUR TEs!? I want all of this for BoB because I want BoB to fail at football. I want him to go 0-16 with the Texans, then keep his job and go 0-16 again. I want him to lost 17-16 on a walk-off pick six on a horrible screen pass call on 3rd and 3 with 0:03 seconds left, I want him to lose 84-0 to KC, I want QBs like Chad Kelly to throw for 450/4 TDs on his defense, I want Leonard Fournette to set single season rushing records against a BoB defense, I want Derrick Henry to break that single season rushing record the very next week, I want Ryan Tannehill to throw for a perfect QB rating every game vs the Texans, I want AJ Brown, DJ Chark and TY Hilton to go ABCD on this secondary... I don't want BoB to lose. I want him to be humiliated. He's there already, but I want him to solidify himself as the dumbest human being in football, I want him to make Chip Kelly and Marvin Lewis look like your choice of Bill (Parcells, Walsh or Belicheck). I want him out of football - not out of the NFL, not back in the NCAA, I want freaking high schools to look at him and say "No thanks, we've got our eye on the freshman biology teacher..." I love the Texans. I sincerely do. But, I HATE Bill O'Brien - with every single fiber of my being. His arrogance and stupidity and stubbornness has taken a team that never had much to begin with (that's what happens when you're 18 years old and started off with Tony Boselli and David Carr) and really attempted to bury it further under ground. He made people in a football city hate football, and he doesn't deserve the passion we put into our team. And I don't just want him fired, I want him fired into the sun. And with that... the Texans 2020 season has been cancelled due to O'Brienvirus. This quarantine won't end until BoB is gone. @ramssuperbowl99 - hope this rant is good enough. I think you're right, teamless is the way to go, but let's take some calls, see who can sign me as a FA. You're my agent on this one, per your request. Okay Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bomont Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 3 hours ago, dtait93 said: All of his logic must be trapped within that black hole of a butt chin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaidersAreOne Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelonebillsfan Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Bob has run like, an entire Pro-Bowl roster out of Houston in his time there it's actually staggering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NateDawg Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 Who is calling the shots right now in Houston? Someone needs to just offer them a third round pick for their first rounder, just to see what happens. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 58 minutes ago, ET80 said: I want it to be legit. For Nuk's sake. I want him in Arizona. I want to see Deshaun Watson traded to New England or Los Angeles - give him a fresh start in a city where his superhuman talents will be front and center in large NFL markets, where he will be recognized as one of the greatest talents currently in the league. I want to see JJ Watt in Green Bay, where he can play at home in front of his family. Watt is the most amazing ambassador this city has ever had, he's done more for Houston than many politicians. Watt was arguably the best defensive player in football for a period of time, he gave his body up for this team - literally. Watt deserves to play in front of his family and wife (who isn't too far out in Chicago). I want to see Andre Johnson get an opportunity as a Director of Player Personnel for the 49ers. His prime was in a Kyle Shanahan offense, and he was a freak of nature who was done wrong by this regime. He has a desire to be in a front office, and he apparently has a good feel for such a role - don't let this current regime ruin that. I want guys like Larmey Tunsil, Zach Cunningham, DJ Reader, Berdnardrick McKinney, Whitney Mercilius somewhere else. Anywhere else. These guys deserve better. I want Bill O'Brien to have the roster he wants. I want him to get David Johnson trying to get to the edge and getting cut down deep in the backfield. I want him bringing in Christian Hackenberg to play QB, so we can watch these two fail in new and entertaining ways. I want him relying on guys like Will Fuller and Keke Coutee at WR, fragile bodies who clearly don't put in the work in the off-season to keep their bodies ready and - in th case of Coutee - learn their playbooks. I want him working with four TEs, because who the absolute hell needs FOUR TEs!? I want all of this for BoB because I want BoB to fail at football. I want him to go 0-16 with the Texans, then keep his job and go 0-16 again. I want him to lost 17-16 on a walk-off pick six on a horrible screen pass call on 3rd and 3 with 0:03 seconds left, I want him to lose 84-0 to KC, I want QBs like Chad Kelly to throw for 450/4 TDs on his defense, I want Leonard Fournette to set single season rushing records against a BoB defense, I want Derrick Henry to break that single season rushing record the very next week, I want Ryan Tannehill to throw for a perfect QB rating every game vs the Texans, I want AJ Brown, DJ Chark and TY Hilton to go ABCD on this secondary... I don't want BoB to lose. I want him to be humiliated. He's there already, but I want him to solidify himself as the dumbest human being in football, I want him to make Chip Kelly and Marvin Lewis look like your choice of Bill (Parcells, Walsh or Belicheck). I want him out of football - not out of the NFL, not back in the NCAA, I want freaking high schools to look at him and say "No thanks, we've got our eye on the freshman biology teacher..." I love the Texans. I sincerely do. But, I HATE Bill O'Brien - with every single fiber of my being. His arrogance and stupidity and stubbornness has taken a team that never had much to begin with (that's what happens when you're 18 years old and started off with Tony Boselli and David Carr) and really attempted to bury it further under ground. He made people in a football city hate football, and he doesn't deserve the passion we put into our team. And I don't just want him fired, I want him fired into the sun. And with that... the Texans 2020 season has been cancelled due to O'Brienvirus. This quarantine won't end until BoB is gone. @ramssuperbowl99 - hope this rant is good enough. I think you're right, teamless is the way to go, but let's take some calls, see who can sign me as a FA. You're my agent on this one, per your request. Sir, this is a Wendy’s. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoundrel Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 9 minutes ago, NateDawg said: Who is calling the shots right now in Houston? Someone needs to just offer them a third round pick for their first rounder, just to see what happens. What first rounder 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dome Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 (edited) Just now, Counselor said: What first rounder The one they’re gonna get for Watson and a 2nd they’re moving up the draft Edited March 17, 2020 by Dome 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NateDawg Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 minute ago, Counselor said: What first rounder Yes, my idiotic subconscious was still locked on the assumption that they got a first for Hopkins. Mb. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forge Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 44 minutes ago, RaidersAreOne said: Get psyched Houston!!!!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyDez Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 - David Johnson was only on the roster because he couldn’t be released - Houston could’ve got a 1st rd pick from 15 teams - HTF does a random 4th rd pick swap get thrown it and they don’t even ask for a flyer on someone like Hakeem Butler? - This might extend Fitz’ career 2-3 years and Kirk will be better in the slot - Give me time but I will eventually “like” every post from this thread - Sorry Texans fans, as a Suns’ fans in the mid-2000’s I know what it’s like for a team piss away years of contention on ownership/management ineptitude. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET80 Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 hour ago, RaidersAreOne said: Go away. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DoleINGout Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 1 hour ago, ET80 said: HATE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkippyX Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 (edited) I think Carson Wentz would have walked to Houston and carried DeAndre piggy-back all the way to Philly. No way the Eagles would have passed on giving up the #21 pick for Nuk. I doubt BOB even talked to the Eagles. Edited March 17, 2020 by SkippyX 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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