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TCMD 2019 SIGN UP THREAD- GM's Announced


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56 minutes ago, Counselor said:

Yeah we were promised yesterday by Pete what the heck Pete boy

Yesterday I confirmed with everyone who I couldn’t give top one of their top choices to. So decisions are made. I just need to find a block of time to put together the epic announcement post. Hopefully I can work on it during the game 

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IT'S TIME TO FIND OUT WHO WILL BE.......

MISS TCMD 2019

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Now let's meat are 32 stunning contestants who will be vying for the crown

First off is MISS BUFFALO  Her turn ons including losing 4 Super Bowls and letting the Patriots win the Super Bowl every year...

MISS BUFFALO 2019 IS...............................................

@NickChowaniec

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Next we have MISS MIAMI. She loves Tanking for Tua and offensive lineman who bully other offensive lineman

MISS MIAMI 2019 IS........................................................

@mountainpd

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Coming to the stage is Miss New York (Jets) She loves feet, butt fumbles and being the worse of the New York teams.

MISS NEW YORK (JETS) 2019 is............

@KingOfTheDot

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Now we are introducing MISS NEW ENGLAND! She loves deflated balls, spying on her competition and losing to backup QB's in the Super Bowl.

MISS NEW ENGLAND 2019 is............

@Deadpulse

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Now we welcome MISS CINCINNATI!  In her free time, she enjoys never winning in the playoffs, keeping Marvin Lewis employed and getting Vontez Burfict suspended

MISS CINCINNATI 2019 IS....................................

@sparky151

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We are proud to announce MISS CLEVELAND to the stage! She says that she is happiest when she is going 0-16, firing coaches and asking herself "Carson Wentz or This Haul?"

MISS CLEVELAND 2019 IS...........

@cortes02

 

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We bring to the stage MISS BALTIMORE! Her turn ons include, paying entirely too much money for Joe Flacco, drafting like 70 TE's each year and getting the lights turned out on them at the Super Bowl.

MISS BALTIMORE 2019 IS............

@DTMW78

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This beauty you see now is MISS PITTSBURGH! Hear this boys, she is single because she is going to be getting rid of all of her superstar players this offseason!!!!

MISS PITTSBURGH 2019 IS....

@Cbrunn or @cbrunn2 

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Up next is MISS INDIANAPOLIS, she told me that she loves never protecting Andrew Luck, trading first round picks for terrible running backs and having an owner who gets high and tweets too much

MISS INDIANAPOLIS 2019 IS........

@Counselor

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Welcome to the stage, MISS JACKSONVILLE, her turn ons include being the only team that would continue to pay Blake Bortles to play football, blowing leads in the AFC Championship game and having a CB talk ish on everyone and then lead his team to a top 10 pick!

MISS JACKSONVILLE 2019 IS..........

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It is now our pleasure to welcome the lovely MISS HOUSTON! She adores putting JJ Watt on IR, not covering TY Hilton and losing in the first round of the playoffs every year

MISS HOUSTON 2019 IS.............

@jch1911

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Wow look at this beauty, MISS TENNESSEE!!! She enjoys getting stopped on the 1 yard line and describes her lovemaking style as "exotic smashmouth". She says her favorite NFL player of all time is Rodney McLeod.

MISS TENNESSEE 2019 IS..........

@IrishHooligan00

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Now we welcome MISS DWeENVER who says she specializes in making her former great QB be her GM and having him have absolutely zero idea on how to scout a halfway decent QB

MISS DENVER 2019.........

@BowserBroncos

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We now have MISS SAN DIEGO I mean, Miss LA,..........Wait, I've been just been given word that LA really doesn't want her either. Well, she may not have a hope or be wanted at all, but she at least can tell everyone she is one of Phillip Rivers' 57 children

Anyway, we gave this generally unloved team to @SirA1

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Note: Andy Reid ate my clever post and then lost it in a Championship Game so the Kansas City Chiefs GM is @samsel23

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MISS OAKLAND is............. @daineraider

 

.........Wait, I've just been given word that Jon Gruden just traded Miss Oakland to Las Vegas for a Spider Y2 Banana

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