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31 minutes ago, MWil23 said:

 

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My wife booked a cabin for us for 3 days and the grandparents are coming to watch the kids for 3 days in July.

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She booked the 27 acre secluded honeymoon cabin.

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Super happy for you man. Try not to think of the kids too much during the vacay lol

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3 hours ago, MWil23 said:

 

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My wife booked a cabin for us for 3 days and the grandparents are coming to watch the kids for 3 days in July.

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She booked the 27 acre secluded honeymoon cabin.

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After 4 months stuck together 24/7, she’s taking you into a secluded area in the woods? I’d make sure the grandparents know where to start the search party. 

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6/4/2020 MoL Scores:

Methodology and disclaimer: MoL score is a simple metric for measuring rate of spread of the novel coronavirus within communities.  The metric was developed by mission and TLO and has not been subjected to academic peer review.  The MoL looks at a trailing average of daily new cases and compares this to trailing active cases within the community.  These rankings do not represent the opinion of anyone other than mission and TLO and should not be taken as advice of any kind.  Please note while the numbers themselves are objective calculations, smugness and Taylor Swift lyrics may factor into our commentary and decisions on tiers.  The MoL reserves the right to make changes to this methodology at any time.  Please follow all relevant governmental and/or WHO/CDC guidance.  We will defeat this virus.

"I think he knows his hands around
A cold glass
Make me wanna know that body
Like it's mine"

- Taylor Swift

Today the MoL hopes everyone is safe.

Tier 1: Outbreak under control, safe to begin relaxing social distancing measures

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Tier 1 countries are pretty,... pretty... pretty good

How to safely open up in Tier 1? Take a look at the MoL method for proper easing, otherwise known as the MoL public health cost benefit matrix.

New Zealand: 0.0 (perfect score still!)

Spain: 0.1*

Netherlands: 0.3

Belgium: 0.4

Italy: 0.7

UK: 0.7

France: 0.9

USA: 1.9

Canada: 2.1

Czech Republic: 2.1

Sweden: 2.5*

Portugal: 2.5

Australia: 2.7

Switzerland: 2.9

Japan: 2.9

Turkey: 2.9

Global: 3.0

Germany: 3.2

Singapore: 3.5

Austria: 3.8

Ireland: 3.9

Israel: 4.7

China: 5.5

Hong Kong: 16.3 

Tier 2: New case growth is minimal suggesting social distancing is working, likely a few weeks away from breaking into tier 1

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Tier 2 countries aren't  doing as well as Tier 1 countries, but eh, we'll give 'em a pass, why not!  Especially since Larry doesn't want to get fatwahed again.

Russia: 4.0

South Korea: 5.5

Denmark: 5.6

Philippines: 6.2

Tier 3: Countries in this group that are showing increased MoLs have the potential to go deep into the danger zones, but countries with falling MoLs may only be a couple of days from tier 2 status and may have already peaked in gross # of new cases

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These countries could really do a lot better if they followed common decency standards, like washing their hands or respecting wood 

India: 9.8

Brazil: 11.6

Iran: 12.6

Tier 4: Aggressive growth, still likely have not peaked in single day cases, and likely a week or two minimum from peak in deaths (however many of these countries are still slowing down)

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We feel very bad for the last Tier 4 country remaining on our list, the Mexico.  Its like that time Funkhauser became an orphan at 60 (RIP Funkhauser).

Mexico: 22.1

USA State Level MoLs

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******* Oklahoma 

MoL Deaths

ALL TIME LOW!

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Canada

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Great job @JBURGE

Quebec doing great.  Ontario still meh.

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The MoL would like to thank everyone for their contributions to this important work including @ET80 @acowboys62 @dtait93 @Dome @naptownskinsfan @kingseanjohn @Malfatron @Shady Slim @malagabears @daboyle250 @vikesfan89 @ramssuperbowl99 @sdrawkcab321 @Nazgul @kingseanjohn  @TwoUpTwoDown @Xenos @Nex_Gen @FinneasGage @TVScout @seriously27 @N4L and the others who love us so much

We'd even like to thank @pwny @Glen and others for their critical attitude because of the attention it brings to the great work MoL is doing 

@TLO

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The message of this gif is that the MoL is signing out until tomorrow (although we reserve the right to **** on anyone who questions our authority on these matters)

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Two people from my hometown (and where I still live) received $50,000 from Country Music Television and Ram Trucks for a program they started with local restaurants called Operation Open Tab during the pandemic.  These restaurants give away meals each week if people need them, no questions asked.  It's also been supported by a number of other local businesses and covers five of the seven days of the week.  That money is going to go a long way to continue to help people.  Really awesome to see my community band together like this.  

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There was a request for good news, so, here you go:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/06/05/may-2020-jobs-report/

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The federal unemployment rate declined to 13.3 percent in May from 14.7 percent in April, the Department of Labor said Friday, a sign that economy is recovering more quickly than economists had projected.

 

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The usual free stuff:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/coronavirus/

Maybe free:

Surging Coronavirus Caseloads Put Strongmen on the Back Foot

Two major Covid-19 studies were retracted. The Trump administration will require states to report demographic data around infections.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/04/world/coronavirus-us-update.html?action=click&campaign_id=154&emc=edit_cb_20200604&instance_id=19100&module=Top+Stories&nl=coronavirus-briefing&pgtype=Homepage&regi_id=127802529&segment_id=30119&te=1&user_id=0ec3b530f45ff5c070e34ae9b6fc8ea1#link-466a1ddb

Genes May Leave Some People More Vulnerable to Severe Covid-19

Geneticists have turned up intriguing links between DNA and the disease. Patients with Type A blood, for example, seem to be at greater risk.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/03/health/coronavirus-blood-type-genetics.html?campaign_id=154&emc=edit_cb_20200604&instance_id=19100&nl=coronavirus-briefing&regi_id=127802529&segment_id=30119&te=1&user_id=0ec3b530f45ff5c070e34ae9b6fc8ea1

 

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